Thoughts on Jose Enrique?

[Paulie Dangerously]

If he spent less time on Twitter and more time practising he's be pushing for a first team place

[Dr Nowt]

Gone in the summer, sad part is no-one will notice.  Except Game and the solarium.

[Jairzinho]

We've paid him about 50 grand a week to essentially be one of those girls from The Only Way is Essex for about six months.

[Gym Beglin]

Really disappointed with him because at times he looked like a top, top class left back.

 

Mad bastard, he seems to be 'over' football. Fair enough, can't tell a man how to feel.

[ratcatcher]

Was a good signing but injuries have curtailed his use. Severely one footed and he depends on it far too much. On his way out and cant see a way back for him if Im honest. Shame as he seems a likable guy but that's life.

[Mook]

I prefer Moreno but Enrique is light years ahead of the lad in terms of stopping crosses coming into the box from that side. We could've done with him on for the 1st half on Monday night because Swansea were putting crosses in from the right at will.

[JermainePennant]

Enrique is still the best lb at the club IMO when he is fully fit, unfortunately that has not been the case for the last season and a half.

 

His contract is up this summer or next and I'd rather keep him in the squad instead of letting him go for free and paying money for another backup lb who will be a weaker player, he doesn't moan when not played and seems like a good character to have in the squad.

 

He should have been loaned to palace in January to get his match fitness back, loan him out for the first 6 months of next season and unless he looks like he still hasn't recovered from his injuries by then keep him.

[Iceman]

He's a one legged Iberian sex god, who looks as if he may indulge in unsafe sexual practices when he's not busy with his extremely light work schedule. Has he ever considered a sex change? No one knows for sure, but in a strictly footballing sense I prefer Moreno. He just seems to offer more threat but if you're talking subject matter for a one on one tell all reality doc, it's Jose all day my friend. 

[liverpoolsno9]

Enrique is still the best lb at the club IMO when he is fully fit, unfortunately that has not been the case for the last season and a half.

His contract is up this summer or next and I'd rather keep him in the squad instead of letting him go for free and paying money for another backup lb who will be a weaker player, he doesn't moan when not played and seems like a good character to have in the squad.

He should have been loaned to palace in January to get his match fitness back, loan him out for the first 6 months of next season and unless he looks like he still hasn't recovered from his injuries by then keep him.

If Enrique is the best LB at the club, we have H.U.G.E problems, Flano is better if we ever see him again, even The Toilet Seat Robber is a better bet out there and that's sayin' something, Enrique is an awful footballer, totally brainless. Moreno has shown glimpses, I'd much rather have him there than Enrique.

[JagSquared]

What is it with us and injury played full backs. Flanno, Enrique, aurelio, what doe we do to them?

[The Chef]

I'd smash his bird. That's all I have to say on Jose. Out of respect, that is.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

I'd forgotten he was still here.

 

If anyone wanted to buy him in Summer, I wouldn't fight too hard to keep him.

[DooooodekNo5]

A fully fit Enrique is our still our best left back closely followed by a fully fit Flanagan wherever the fuck he is.

[J-V]

We've missed both he and Flanagan this Season.

[ratcatcher]

A fully fit Enrique is our still our best left back closely followed by a fully fit Flanagan wherever the fuck he is.

 

Flanno's just returned to training after a lengthy knee injury.

[Adebisi]

A fully fit Enrique is our still our best left back closely followed by a fully fit Flanagan wherever the fuck he is.

No he isn't. He's very average. He might play better in the current system, but as a left-back he's an accident waiting to happen. 

 

Moreno had a very poor game but so did the entire team. 

[J-V]

He's a far better left back even wingback than Moreno.  Moreno can't defend and does fuck all going forward apart from give the ball away.

[Adebisi]

Nonsense. Enrique is far more guilty of those than Moreno. 

Moreno has had more solid games than great ones, but that's still more than Enrique has offered in the past 3 seasons. Maybe he would fair better in this system but I haven't seem him have a good game of football in years. 

[J-V]

Moreno has gifted the opposition more points in his first 8months at the club than Enrique has since he's been with us.  All he has is pace and half the time that can't even cover for his fuck ups.

 

He's average, Moreno.  Shown up at left back and at Wingback.  If you're happy with that for £12million we'll...

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Both of them have been guilty of getting caught hopelessly out of position. I'd rather have Moreno though because at least he has the legs to get back and there's the hope he'll improve.

 

Wingback is the one area we've struggled to get functioning well in this system. I can't think of anyone who's looked that good.

[Grinch]

Moreno or Enrique, arguing over which poop smells worse.

[Bernard Diomede]

Moreno is not good enough by far. Unfortunately neither is Enrique. Needs rectifying again in the summer.

[Gym Beglin]

Just glad we didn't sign clichy

[Jairzinho]

Not a bad pundit though. Unlike Alex Song, who came across like a moody, stoned, teenager.

[Dr Nowt]

That Moreno stayed on into the second half today says a lot about the general level in that first half.

 

Could have subbed anyone of 5 or 6 off at the interval with no questions.