Out a celebrity

[Moo]

My dad's mate refused to believe Freddy Mercury was gay. He liked his music too much.

 

His words, "How can he be gay? He's got a moustache, wears leather and is, like, macho" have passed over into folklore.

 

In his defence, Freddy wasn't Charles Autry or John Inman, and it's hard to keep up when the gays keep moving the goalposts on what constitutes gay.

 

Note to gay people: make it easier for non-gay people to pigeonhole you.

 

 

 

 

 

Note to gay people: that wasn't a euphemism.

 

 

Just for you:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JVVOPJLsLA

[Paulie Dangerously]

The Saturdays. They all lez off ALL THE TIME

[Bjornebye]

the black presenter from sky sports news. deffo

[Alan Sex]

Is Dave a celebrity?

[Fugitive]

Sooty and Gordan the Gopher were gay. They used to get fisted by men all the time.

[Remmie]

Obviously someone that hasn't come out already as far as you know.

 

After watching the following footage, I'm pretty certain Ian Thorpe loves cock:

 

BBC Sport - Ian Thorpe on his passion for food and coffee

 

Called it 3 years ago

 

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/news/swimmer-ian-thorpe-says-hes-gay-in-highlyadvertised-parkinson-interview-9602154.ht

[stringvest]

I thought he liked little children as well.  Thorpaedo.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

I thought he liked little children as well.  Thorpaedo.

[Boss]

I have it on good authority that this guy loves the cock, yuma yuma yuma.

 

[Remmie]

Who's that then?

[Stickman]

Guess his mate isn't the only gay in the village....

 

 

And I always think this bloke hangs around poo bay a fair bit.

 

Say no more....

[General Dryness]

Who's that then?

 

The picture info says his name is Aston Merrygold.

 

Never heard of him.

[torahboy]

Ian Thorpe, the big gay Aussie swimmer, is outing himself as a gay today according to the BBC news. He doesn't understand how this thread works.

[torahboy]

Called it 3 years ago

 

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/news/swimmer-ian-thorpe-says-hes-gay-in-highlyadvertised-parkinson-interview-9602154.ht

 

 

 

Ah, Thorpe was beaten to it. Ignore my previous, deeply ignorant, post. It's early.

[ZonkoVille77]

Cordon is defo - 100%. You just know don't ya?

That David Walliams bloke is defo batting for the other team and as well as that, he's a absolute dickhead.

[PestiRed]

Walliams seems to have shagged a fair number of incredibly fit models for a gay bloke

[AngryOfTuebrook]

My dad's mate refused to believe Freddy Mercury was gay. He liked his music too much.

 

His words, "How can he be gay? He's got a moustache, wears leather and is, like, macho" have passed over into folklore.

 

In his defence, Freddy wasn't Charles Autry or John Inman, and it's hard to keep up when the gays keep moving the goalposts on what constitutes gay.

 

Note to gay people: make it easier for non-gay people to pigeonhole you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Note to gay people: that wasn't a euphemism.

A woman in work reckons her mate cried all day when George Michael came out.  I mean - who could've seen that one coming?

 

The only consolation she offered her mate was "Even if he was straight, he was never likely to come to St Helens on the pull anyway!"  Because that's what friends are for.

[Champ]

Called it 3 years ago

 

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/news/swimmer-ian-thorpe-says-hes-gay-in-highlyadvertised-parkinson-interview-9602154.ht

I never imagined he had any need to come out

[Chairman Meow]

I don't understand why any of them feel the need to come out and announce it.

 

I'm fairly liberal, whether you're gay, lesbian, bi or trans have at it I say and ignore everyone else. Just strikes me as attention seeking to feel the need to make some grand announcement.

 

Don't see why anyone gives a shit, lad I used to work with wouldn't even listen to music by gay people. I assume he thought you could catch gay through the radio waves or something.

[Stickman]

I don't understand why any of them feel the need to come out and announce it.

 

I'm fairly liberal, whether you're gay, lesbian, bi or trans have at it I say and ignore everyone else. Just strikes me as attention seeking to feel the need to make some grand announcement.

 

Don't see why anyone gives a shit, lad I used to work with wouldn't even listen to music by gay people. I assume he thought you could catch gay through the radio waves or something.

Doesn't a gaydar work using radio waves?

[Strontium]

Walliams seems to have shagged a fair number of incredibly fit models for a gay bloke

 

Yeah, he's hiding it really well with his supermodel wife and their baby.

[Guest LFD]

That David Walliams bloke is defo batting for the other team and as well as that, he's a absolute dickhead.

 

Yep.

[Bobby Hundreds]

David Walliams is the kind of gay I'd like to be.. Fucking insanely fit women who should by all rights be way out of his league.

[Remmie]

 

Huge amounts of chutney.

This expression makes me laugh every time I read it. Somehow it makes sense despite me not getting the Chutney connection to homosexuality.

[Hand Shandy]

chutney

 

The substance that comes out of gay man's ass when he farts. A mixture of shit, semen, and vasoline.

 

See also: chutney ferret.