*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Trumo]

21 minutes ago, Trumo said:

 

They've binned him before he's even touched down? Another Everton first, sacking a player before even signing him.

 

Note to self: Read things properly before being a smart-arse.

[an tha]

[RJ Fan club]

3 minutes ago, an tha said:

Repped for chippy tits in the background 

[an tha]

13 minutes ago, RJ Fan club said:

Repped for chippy tits in the background 

He made it for me.....DeTory on his own was never gonna get posted, not even funny but Chippy Tits in the background eyeing the menu is funny.

[manwiththestick]

32 minutes ago, an tha said:

He made it for me.....DeTory on his own was never gonna get posted, not even funny but Chippy Tits in the background eyeing the menu is funny.

Frank passing Big Sam on the way out.

[No2]

Listening to the Monday night club earlier and they said Everton have the first purpose built women's football stadium. If they stopped googling firsts and concentrated on football they might not be so shit.

[an tha]

6 minutes ago, manwiththestick said:

Frank passing Big Sam on the way out.

That Denise double barrel name outside in a headlock fighting 

[Anubis]

2 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

 

Philllllyyyy

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

TLW legend.

[Anubis]

29 minutes ago, No2 said:

Listening to the Monday night club earlier and they said Everton have the first purpose built women's football stadium. If they stopped googling firsts and concentrated on football they might not be so shit.

Aren’t they playing their home games on Walton Hall Park?

[an tha]

Enjoy: https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/64377749

 

Highlights:

The 44-year-old's win ratio was a dismal 23.68%, winning only nine of his 38 league matches in charge.....

Lampard has failed to deliver an upturn and Saturday's 2-0 loss at fellow strugglers West Ham United, which left Everton 19th in the table with only three wins from 20 matches, brought the inevitable sacking.....

Lampard has failed to get results, the most valuable currency in football. No-one can make a serious case to suggest Everton were showing signs of improvement......


Neal Maupay, unwanted at Brighton and who has scored only one goal since his arrival.....

Dwight McNeil was signed from Burnley for £20m with eyes on providing service for Calvert-Lewin but while he has fleetingly shown quality, he has quickly become a peripheral figure.....

Amadou Onana, the 21-year-old Belgium midfielder signed from Lille for £33m, is raw, while the returning Idrissa Gueye has looked a shadow of the player who left Everton for Paris St. Germain.....

In Thelwell, Everton are also on their third director of football to be appointed on Moshiri's watch, after Steve Walsh and Marcel Brands, while the club have spent more than £500m to make the team considerably worse than it was when their owner bought into the club in February 2016.

 

[an tha]

Belters from article in Guardian:

 

"The real problem is simply that Moshiri and his board are extremely bad at running a football club. Incoherent ambition has been the key flaw. Here is a club that has somehow managed to run out of gas while operating in the most jazzed and hyped and cash-drenched sporting league ever devised, a collapse that has its roots in four years of laughably scattergun spending"......

"Looking back now at the ins and outs is like scanning the accounting statement of some disastrously collapsed Wall Street bank, assets burned on the doomed hedonism of high-priced squad filler. A hundred million on Cenk Tosun, Nikola Vlasic, Theo Walcott and Davy Klaassen. Ninety more on Moise Kean, Fabian Delph, André Gomes and Jean-Philippe Gbamin".....

 

 

Brilliant - just superb comedy.

[Red74]

He gave them the good times and they went and sacked him. 
 

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

4 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Leaving Brentford for them would be like leaving Kelly Brook for Janice Battersby. 

If Janice had the clap.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

1 hour ago, No2 said:

Listening to the Monday night club earlier and they said Everton have the first purpose built women's football stadium. If they stopped googling firsts and concentrated on football they might not be so shit.

Mrs O'T was there on Sunday.

 

"Stadium" is a bit of a stretch, to say the least.  It's basically a Sunday league pitch with a stand that holds 800. It doesn't even have its own changing facilities for the players.

[Bob]

Remember those boss threads we had for a few seasons where someone (I want to remember the name of but the name I think I can remember doesn’t show up when I try and @ them)

went to painstaking effort to track what we needed points wise to achieve our ambitions for champions league spots and an ultimate league title against a bunch of different statistical barometers and whether we were up, down or even against them?

 

I loved them. They were boss.

 

well, GOT have started their own, and I reckon it could be just as much fun

 

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/there-are-lies-damn-lies-and-statistics.116927/

 

 

[Sugar Ape]

20 minutes ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

Remember those boss threads we had for a few seasons where someone (I want to remember the name of but the name I think I can remember doesn’t show up when I try and @ them)

went to painstaking effort to track what we needed points wise to achieve our ambitions for champions league spots and an ultimate league title against a bunch of different statistical barometers and whether we were up, down or even against them?

 

I loved them. They were boss.

 

well, GOT have started their own, and I reckon it could be just as much fun

 

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/there-are-lies-damn-lies-and-statistics.116927/

 

 

@The Woolster

[Bob]

29 minutes ago, Sugar Ape said:

@The Woolster

That’s the bugger. I did try typing @wool as I thought it was something close to that but nothing popped up without the “the” before it.

[halewood pete]

[VladimirIlyich]

11 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Leaving Brentford for them would be like leaving Kelly Brook for Janice Battersby. 

They only want him because he beat der Redshite. Next candidate is the Brighton Manager and then Jesse Marsche.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Narrow defeat to arsenal, new manager bounce draw with us. They finish 17th

[Remmie]

16 hours ago, Arniepie said:

has he actually gone yet?

Most kids say has he been yet? 

 

Blueshite kids say the above

[Fallen Angel]

14 minutes ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

Narrow defeat to arsenal, new manager bounce draw with us. They finish 17th

 
I really think they stay up. I did some conservative points tallying whilst bored last night, and had them finishing on 39 points. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

1 hour ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

Narrow defeat to arsenal, new manager bounce draw with us. They finish 17th

 

48 minutes ago, Fallen Angel said:

 
I really think they stay up. I did some conservative points tallying whilst bored last night, and had them finishing on 39 points. 

It'd be great if Liverpool fans could be this optimistic about the rest of Liverpool's season.

[Josef Svejk]

7 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Mrs O'T was there on Sunday.

 

"Stadium" is a bit of a stretch, to say the least.  It's basically a Sunday league pitch with a stand that holds 800. It doesn't even have its own changing facilities for the players.

 

 

[alles ist gut]

13 hours ago, Red_or_Dead said:

Ronnie Goodlass on North West tonight: "Sad for Frank Lampard, but Everton Football Club are bigger than him".

 

I think not Ronnie lad!

 

 

I think Ronnie put his finger on it perfectly.