Instant cunt identifiers

[Hades]

3 hours ago, Remmie said:

A similar tea/coffee crime is stir beverage with spoon, putting the wet spoon back in the coffee granules/sugar. 

Refuse to believe this actually happens. Bring back medieval torture 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

I was recently given a cup of tea that'd been stirred with a spoon that'd been in their coffee, effectively contaminating my lovely brew with dirty coffee stink.

 

Not sure there's any way to salvage the relationship, despite them being family.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

 Bits of coffee ending up in the sugar? It’s a mystery, only me and my missus drink coffee and use sweeteners. 

[Elite]

Anyone who uses the word 'dude'.

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, Elite said:

Anyone who uses the word 'dude'.

I've just seen something worse on the transfer thread. 

 

Turning into the fucking Macauley Culkin fanclub 

[Section_31]

2 hours ago, Elite said:

Anyone who uses the word 'dude'.

What about Michelangelo? The Turtle, not that Italian dickhead.

[Jairzinho]

Prefaced by "cowabunga" I have no issue.

[Elite]

8 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

What about Michelangelo? The Turtle, not that Italian dickhead.

He gets a pass.

[Captain Turdseye]

People who listen to and argue over these ‘intellectual dark web’ podcasts. 

 

Have a wank and a cup of tea instead. You’ll feel much better for it. 

[KMD7]

12 hours ago, Hades said:

Refuse to believe this actually happens. Bring back medieval torture 

Repped.

 

Also great to see the original Hades avatar back where it belongs. 

[KMD7]

5 hours ago, Elite said:

Anyone who uses the word 'dude'.

I use that word a lot.

 

I am a cunt though so no big deal.

[Hades]

7 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

People who listen to and argue over these ‘intellectual dark web’ podcasts. 

 

Have a wank and a cup of tea instead. You’ll feel much better for it. 

Written on a forum dedicated to arguing over millionaires kicking about a pig's bladder.

[Captain Turdseye]

7 hours ago, Hades said:

Written on a forum dedicated to arguing over millionaires kicking about a pig's bladder.

 

Sargon of Aragon or whatever his name is has got four accounts on The Shed End, pal. 

[Harry Squatter]

Anyone who gives grief to bar staff or waiting staff for no reason other to make themselves feel important.

[Bjornebye]

19 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

Anyone who gives grief to bar staff or waiting staff for no reason other to make themselves feel important.

Yep. Especially prominent around christmas when Jane from accounts has had a few too many white wines and starts acting like she owns HSBC. Fucking horrible bastards. 

[Hades]

Drunken louts that yell out threatening abuse to anyone daring to walk within a 50m radius of them on a night out.

[Bjornebye]

39 minutes ago, Hades said:

Drunken louts that yell out threatening abuse to anyone daring to walk within a 50m radius of them on a night out.

You looking at my pint? 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

15 hours ago, Doctor Troy said:

Anyone who gives grief to bar staff or waiting staff for no reason other to make themselves feel important.

My lad runs a bar and has no time for them, straight out the door.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

I was in Town last night and we ended up in Brewdog. Obviously, they were lacking in door staff, because if they'd noticed that I don't have a top-knot, tattoos or a waxed moustache, they never would have let me in.

 

Still, it was OK.  The beer was nice and the seats were comfy. (I don't ask for much.)

 

Then I went to the bog and spotted this - and I realised it was time to go home and never look back. 

 

 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

4 hours ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

I was in Town last night and we ended up in Brewdog. Obviously, they were lacking in door staff, because if they'd noticed that I don't have a top-knot, tattoos or a waxed moustache, they never would have let me in.

 

Still, it was OK.  The beer was nice and the seats were comfy. (I don't ask for much.)

 

Then I went to the bog and spotted this - and I realised it was time to go home and never look back. 

 

 

You had gone back in time to 1985?

[Bjornebye]

6 hours ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

I was in Town last night and we ended up in Brewdog. Obviously, they were lacking in door staff, because if they'd noticed that I don't have a top-knot, tattoos or a waxed moustache, they never would have let me in.

 

Still, it was OK.  The beer was nice and the seats were comfy. (I don't ask for much.)

 

Then I went to the bog and spotted this - and I realised it was time to go home and never look back. 

 

 

What time were Bananarama on ? 

[Elite]

Be great if a wasp gets in the bogs though, the fucker won't stand a chance.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Waxed moustaches, over use of hair products, massive egos and dressed like whoppers. Hercules Poirot has a lot to answer for.

[Section_31]

Anyone who mentions earnings, either theirs or yours. 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Nothing wrong with a touch of moustache wax.