Instant cunt identifiers

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

15 hours ago, Doctor Troy said:

Anyone who gives grief to bar staff or waiting staff for no reason other to make themselves feel important.

My lad runs a bar and has no time for them, straight out the door.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

I was in Town last night and we ended up in Brewdog. Obviously, they were lacking in door staff, because if they'd noticed that I don't have a top-knot, tattoos or a waxed moustache, they never would have let me in.

 

Still, it was OK.  The beer was nice and the seats were comfy. (I don't ask for much.)

 

Then I went to the bog and spotted this - and I realised it was time to go home and never look back. 

 

 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

4 hours ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

I was in Town last night and we ended up in Brewdog. Obviously, they were lacking in door staff, because if they'd noticed that I don't have a top-knot, tattoos or a waxed moustache, they never would have let me in.

 

Still, it was OK.  The beer was nice and the seats were comfy. (I don't ask for much.)

 

Then I went to the bog and spotted this - and I realised it was time to go home and never look back. 

 

 

You had gone back in time to 1985?

[Bjornebye]

6 hours ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

I was in Town last night and we ended up in Brewdog. Obviously, they were lacking in door staff, because if they'd noticed that I don't have a top-knot, tattoos or a waxed moustache, they never would have let me in.

 

Still, it was OK.  The beer was nice and the seats were comfy. (I don't ask for much.)

 

Then I went to the bog and spotted this - and I realised it was time to go home and never look back. 

 

 

What time were Bananarama on ? 

[Elite]

Be great if a wasp gets in the bogs though, the fucker won't stand a chance.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Waxed moustaches, over use of hair products, massive egos and dressed like whoppers. Hercules Poirot has a lot to answer for.

[Section_31]

Anyone who mentions earnings, either theirs or yours. 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Nothing wrong with a touch of moustache wax.

[Elite]

4 hours ago, Section_31 said:

Anyone who mentions earnings, either theirs or yours. 

Get a good wedge me mate, just upgraded my fiesta for a focus and paid for 10 days all inclusive in Palma Nova.

[Captain Turdseye]

I’d love to upgrade to a Focus. 

[Bjornebye]

13 minutes ago, Elite said:

Get a good wedge me mate, just upgraded my fiesta for a focus and paid for 10 days all inclusive in Palma Nova.

You mean you drive a Nova 

[Elite]

2 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

You mean you drive a Nova 

Saxo with a massive sub in the boot. Get it right.

[Paulie Dangerously]

14 hours ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

I was in Town last night and we ended up in Brewdog. Obviously, they were lacking in door staff, because if they'd noticed that I don't have a top-knot, tattoos or a waxed moustache, they never would have let me in.

 

Still, it was OK.  The beer was nice and the seats were comfy. (I don't ask for much.)

 

Then I went to the bog and spotted this - and I realised it was time to go home and never look back. 

 

 

Haha I saw it a while back and had the same reaction

[suzy]

8 hours ago, Section_31 said:

Anyone who mentions earnings, either theirs or yours. 

Think I need to go to bed, I read that as earrings!! Lol

[Bjornebye]

12 minutes ago, suzy said:

Think I need to go to bed, I read that as earrings!! Lol

Section doesn't shut up about his earrings. 

[suzy]

Just now, Bjornebye said:

Section doesn't shut up about his earrings. 

Haha I couldn’t understand why he was so upset with earrings!

[magicrat]

1 hour ago, suzy said:

Think I need to go to bed, I read that as earrings!! Lol

Haha I did the same

[AngryOfTuebrook]

10 hours ago, Section_31 said:

Anyone who mentions earnings, either theirs or yours. 

 

[A Red]

I could have sworn it was earrings. I spent 5 minutes pondering why someone was a cunt for mentioning someone elses and ended up agreeing

[Rico1304]

17 hours ago, Section_31 said:

Anyone who mentions earnings, either theirs or yours. 

And everyone lies.  

[stringvest]

On 12/28/2018 at 7:16 AM, AngryofTuebrook said:

I was in Town last night and we ended up in Brewdog. Obviously, they were lacking in door staff, because if they'd noticed that I don't have a top-knot, tattoos or a waxed moustache, they never would have let me in.

 

Still, it was OK.  The beer was nice and the seats were comfy. (I don't ask for much.)

 

Then I went to the bog and spotted this - and I realised it was time to go home and never look back. 

 

 

fuck me rigid.  What sort of smelly meff needs to put deodorant on halfway through a night out?  I'd be straight out of any place that needed to leave deodorant out for their customers.  And as for hairspray, well, just fuck off.

[Section_31]

Anyone who's become a vegan in the last two years.

[Tony Moanero]

Constantly going on about Netflix. 

 

Saying “excited for” instead of excited about.

 

Grown adults boasting about their Christmas present “hauls” on twitter. I couldn’t give a shit how much your wife/girlfriend/ma spent on you, you silly cunt.

 

 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

People trying too hard to fit in, be part of the gang. Most people see right through it. 

[Tony Moanero]

Quiz show contestants who say “sorry, before my time, that”. Have these thick cunts never heard of books?