The admit to something that will definitely get you abuse thread

[RedinSweden]

I turned down the opportunity to have a threesome with 2 stunning Korean girls.

 

There is no excuse for that.

 

 

I quite like some of Lily Allen's stuff.

 

So do I, i didn't realise this was such a bad thing. Should I be ashamed of it? i also have the horn for her.

 

 

I sobbed like a girl when Kirsty MacColl died.

 

Kirsty rocked and I'll kick anyone's arse who says otherwise.

 

Kirsty MaColl was ace, but i don't cry for people i don't know in general. Mrs RiS cried though.

[Simbo]

When I was 14 I had a wank on a bus.

 

It was getting to the end of its journey so it was just the driver and me sat on the back seat cracking one out.

[sh#t waffle]

When I was 14 I had a wank on a bus.

 

It was getting to the end of its journey so it was just the driver and me sat on the back seat cracking one out.

 

Who was driving the bus then?

[RedinSweden]

Who was driving the bus then?

 

Gary Glitter. He was fucking delighted.

[Simbo]

I just laughed out loud at work.....getting some strange looks.

 

I should have worded it better, you guys are too quick.

[Tom R]

Who was driving the bus then?

 

ARF ARF!

[Simbo]

You've opened the confessions floodgate.....

 

When I was a toddler my mum knitted me a massive Postman Pat...it was about 3 feet tall.

 

It stuck around for years and years collecting dust at the back of my cupboard.

 

I reached my teens and started feeling a bit frisky. One night I was bored of 'plain' wanking so in the heat of the moment I grabbed Postman Pat, tore a hole between his legs and fucked him rotten.

[Steve Holt]

You've opened the confessions floodgate.....

 

When I was a toddler my mum knitted me a massive Postman Pat...it was about 3 feet tall.

 

It stuck around for years and years collecting dust at the back of my cupboard.

 

I reached my teens and started feeling a bit frisky. One night I was bored of 'plain' wanking so in the heat of the moment I grabbed Postman Pat, tore a hole between his legs and fucked him rotten.

 

The only other thing that would have touched the inside of that thing would have been your mother's hand. I wonder if you know where I am going with this...

[Stu Monty]

The only other thing that would have touched the inside of that thing would have been your mother's hand. I wonder if you know where I am going with this...

 

That his sperm combined with the DNA off his mother's hand and formed a genetically dubious, inbred, human/fictional postman creature that could well threaten the existance of the world as we know it?

 

We need to get to work on a Mrs Miggins to combat it; it is our only hope.

[Steve Holt]

That his sperm combined with the DNA off his mother's hand and formed a genetically dubious, inbred, human/fictional postman creature that could well threaten the existance of the world as we know it?

 

We need to get to work on a Mrs Miggins to combat it; it is our only hope.

 

I was thinking more along the lines of incestual handjob through time, but I like where you've gone as well.

[Hooch]

You've opened the confessions floodgate.....

 

When I was a toddler my mum knitted me a massive Postman Pat...it was about 3 feet tall.

 

It stuck around for years and years collecting dust at the back of my cupboard.

 

I reached my teens and started feeling a bit frisky. One night I was bored of 'plain' wanking so in the heat of the moment I grabbed Postman Pat, tore a hole between his legs and fucked him rotten.

 

Wrong'un.

[Flying Pig]

Never seen it, so I've had to make do with knocking one out over her avatar.

 

Same one I think, the Ermintrude one. Did the job.

[Melchett]

I was about 14-years-old when my dad caught me drinking.

I said, "Dad, honest it's the first time."

"That's a lie" he replied, "No one ever gets caught at doing anything the first time."

So later that night, I went out and raped someone.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

You've opened the confessions floodgate.....

 

When I was a toddler my mum knitted me a massive Postman Pat...it was about 3 feet tall.

 

It stuck around for years and years collecting dust at the back of my cupboard.

 

I reached my teens and started feeling a bit frisky. One night I was bored of 'plain' wanking so in the heat of the moment I grabbed Postman Pat, tore a hole between his legs and fucked him rotten.

You fucking legend!

I hope you forced Jess to watch, too.

[Trumo]

After coming home from work, the first TV channel I go to is the Good Food channel. There I said it. Happy now?

[Ezekiel 25:17]

You've opened the confessions floodgate.....

 

When I was a toddler my mum knitted me a massive Postman Pat...it was about 3 feet tall.

 

It stuck around for years and years collecting dust at the back of my cupboard.

 

I reached my teens and started feeling a bit frisky. One night I was bored of 'plain' wanking so in the heat of the moment I grabbed Postman Pat, tore a hole between his legs and fucked him rotten.

 

 

S'matter wit u ??.... huh ??...... s' matter wit u ??, as far as I recall the postman pat them tune did NOT go............... Early in the morning, just as day is dawning, Pat was violently sexually assaulted.

[Trumo]

I reached my teens and started feeling a bit frisky. One night I was bored of 'plain' wanking so in the heat of the moment I grabbed Postman Pat, tore a hole between his legs and fucked him rotten.

 

You filled it with jelly didn't you?

[liverpoolsno9]

You've opened the confessions floodgate.....

 

When I was a toddler my mum knitted me a massive Postman Pat...it was about 3 feet tall.

 

It stuck around for years and years collecting dust at the back of my cupboard.

 

I reached my teens and started feeling a bit frisky. One night I was bored of 'plain' wanking so in the heat of the moment I grabbed Postman Pat, tore a hole between his legs and fucked him rotten.

 

Thats just wrong, Sleeping beauty, Cinderella, Barbie, Stephanie from Lazy Town, Lady Di, the list is endless, but Postman Pat? Your warped. Do you await your morning post with cock in hand too?

[airbags]

Im listening to the Fray right now.

[The 5th Benitel]

I lost my virginity in my Mum and Dad's bed. They weren't in, unfortunately.

 

I got suspended from school for shop lifting from Chester Zoo.

 

I once wanked over topless holiday photo's of my mate's Mum. On his settee.

 

 

I'm sure i've got loads of these if i really think about it.

[Stouffer]

I liked the first Fratellis album.

[Stouffer]

I get reasonably well paid to sit around all day watching TV.

[RedinSweden]

Thats just wrong, Sleeping beauty, Cinderella, Barbie, Stephanie from Lazy Town, Lady Di, the list is endless, but Postman Pat? Your warped. Do you await your morning post with cock in hand too?

 

She's about 14 you fucking perv!

 

I lost my virginity in my Mum and Dad's bed. They weren't in, unfortunately.

 

I got suspended from school for shop lifting from Chester Zoo.

 

I once wanked over topless holiday photo's of my mate's Mum. On his settee.

 

 

I'm sure i've got loads of these if i really think about it.

 

muh?

[Lucky Pierre]

She's about 14 you fucking perv!

May 26, 1991 - age 18, and not too shabby...

[RedinSweden]

May 26, 1991 - age 18, and not too shabby...

 

She appeared from 2004, aged 12 to 2007, aged 15.

 

Pervs.