Other Football - 2018/19 Season

[Jairzinho]

Balotelli starting games for Italy...my word.

 

70 minutes of pure shite. The minute he comes off Italy look like a football team.

[Anubis]

In the heavyweight clash of the night the Faroe Islands beat Malta 3-1.

[lifetime fan]

One punch Jarv.

 

 

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-somerset-45437592

[Anubis]

England striker and captain Harry Kane is aspiring to hit the heights of Cristiano Ronaldo and Lionel Messi after winning the golden boot at the World Cup:

 

"It is hard to compare myself with Cristiano Ronaldo and Lionel Messi, they have set an unbelievable standard over the last few years but they are the heights we all want to reach.

Yes Harry, it's very, very hard for you to compare yourself with Messi and Ronaldo.

 

 

 

"Nike have been kind enough to make me a pair of golden boots which I am gong to wear tomorrow, but I guess I will have to score a goal to make it worthwhile.

From Colin Kapernick to this. Oh, Nike, how you fall so quickly.

[deiseach]

Harry Kane takes a knee whenever the national anthem is played as well.

 

Oh sorry, that's his jaw.

[Johnlj]

One punch Jarv.

 

 

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-somerset-45437592

This one didn't knock it the fuck out. Imposter.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Meanwhile, in the Slovakian 7th division..... pic.twitter.com/6RzyIoK9av

— Football Chants (@FootyFansChants) September 7, 2018

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

That's ace.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Ireland need to get checking those Ancestor sites to find a few players.

Get some good Irish lads like Aldridge, McAteer, Lawrenson and Houghton to name just a few.

[Tj hooker]

Ireland need to get checking those Ancestor sites to find a few players.

Get some good Irish lads like Aldridge, McAteer, Lawrenson and Houghton to name just a few.

Don't forget Tony Cascarino who didn't have any Irish parentage whatsoever but apparently spent a stag weekend in Dublin so qualified through that route

[Tony Moanero]

Loved Ray Houghton when he played for us.

[Trumo]

Switzerland are currently leading Iceland 2-0 in their Nations League match. There's a guy playing alongside Gylfi Sigurdsson in Iceland's midfield by the name of Victor Palsson. Palsson's name might ring a bell with a few of you, as he was in our ressies squad once.

[Tony Moanero]

Switzerland are currently leading Iceland 2-0 in their Nations League match. There's a guy playing alongside Gylfi Sigurdsson in Iceland's midfield by the name of Victor Palsson. Palsson's name might ring a bell with a few of you, as he was in our ressies squad once.

Never heard of the cunt.

[Jairzinho]

Switzerland are currently leading Iceland 2-0 in their Nations League match. There's a guy playing alongside Gylfi Sigurdsson in Iceland's midfield by the name of Victor Palsson. Palsson's name might ring a bell with a few of you, as he was in our ressies squad once.

Can you confirm that you weren't making a bell palsy pun there, mate.

[Trumo]

Can you confirm that you weren't making a bell palsy pun there, mate.

 

Yes.

[Jairzinho]

You'll look back and be disappointed with that.

[Trumo]

You'll look back and be disappointed with that.

 

Hangs (half of) head in shame.

[niallers]

Big shaq, if that name has stuck, got either a brilliant free kick or twas a keeper error. I only saw a grainy clip bout 2 seconds long. Looked good.

[Numero Veinticinco]

I fucking hate Harry Kane. I’ve no idea why but he just fucks me right off.

[polymerpunkah]

Egypt up 3-0 against Niger in the first half.

 

Salah with one from the spot.

[Strontium]

England tear Spain to shreds, nice goal.

 

And now it's 1-1.

[Anubis]

Pickford's tiny hand wasn't enough.

[Captain Turdseye]

I’m on BTTS and over 2.5 goals. One more please.

[Jennings]

Internationals are shite. Is this a new competition? It can fuck off !!

 

There's already too much with the World Cup and the Euro's.

[Anubis]

Neville is a cheeky bastard. It was Kane that let him go, not Henderson.