Should the UK remain a member of the EU

[Dr Nowt]

[Gnasher]

8 minutes ago, Dr Nowt said:

Why don't you just fuvk off? You're nothing special chump.

[Dr Nowt]

‘Ooooh, the primary school times table boys are in’.

[Dr Nowt]

‘You privileged little cunt, going to a pre-school where they taught you how to add up on your fingers. Fucking luvvies’.

[Gnasher]

2 minutes ago, Dr Nowt said:

‘Ooooh, the primary school times table boys are in’.

My cousin knows you Ben, you're nothing special.

[Gnasher]

Just now, Dr Nowt said:

‘You privileged little cunt, going to a pre-school where they taught you how to add up on your fingers. Fucking luvvies’.

You're just a coward.

[Dr Nowt]

1 minute ago, Gnasher said:

My cousin knows you Ben, you're nothing special.

Fascinating, I’m sure. Give her my regards and tell her I’m sorry it’s only thimble-sized.

[Dr Nowt]

Just now, Gnasher said:

You're just a coward.

Ah, we’re doing that thing again where we can just ascribe whatever we want to someone. How was wanking off Dobbin?

[Dr Nowt]

Anyway, off out for the night mate, so when you’ve finished blowing horses, ask your cousin to introduce you to your early times tables. She’ll know them if she’s older than about 5.

[Chairman Meow]

3 minutes ago, Gnasher said:

My cousin knows you Ben, you're nothing special.

 

Can we all take a moment to appreciate the quality of this as an insult.

 

It's no "are you from Wigan you wanker", but it's still pretty damn good. 

[Gnasher]

8 minutes ago, Dr Nowt said:

Anyway, off out for the night mate, so when you’ve finished blowing horses, ask your cousin to introduce you to your early times tables. She’ll know them if she’s older than about 5.

Aww nighty night Ben, at least you tried, give my regards to mumsey.

[Bjornebye]

16 minutes ago, Gnasher said:

My cousin knows you Ben, you're nothing special.

I know Ben and he is a pretty special human being. A gem of a fella in real life. That said, I haven’t let him fuck me unlike your cousin has so she may know something I don’t. 

[Bruce Spanner]

How can you lose if you don't realise you're beaten?

 

It's almost the perfect psychological survival mechanism of the perennially stupid.

 

Fascinating to see in the wild.

[Gnasher]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

I know Ben and he is a pretty special human being. A gem of a fella in real life. That said, I haven’t let him fuck me unlike your cousin has so she may know something I don’t. 

You're probably right, he probably is a top fella but his Internet clever cunt act gets fucking tiresome. 

 

As for your other quip, do one.

[Gnasher]

4 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

How can you lose if you don't realise you're beaten?

 

It's almost the perfect psychological survival mechanism of the perennially stupid.

 

Fascinating to see in the wild.

You should know.

[Gnasher]

Next one for the pile on?

[Dr Nowt]

2 minutes ago, Gnasher said:

Next one for the pile on?

Are we still talking about your cousin?

[Bruce Spanner]

5 minutes ago, Gnasher said:

You should know.

 

Yeah, I was watching it, that was the point.

 

C'mon, G, I haven't taken you off ignore for the night for this weak shit.

 

Up your game.

[Gnasher]

3 minutes ago, Dr Nowt said:

Are we still talking about your cousin?

No your mother.

[Gnasher]

4 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

 

Yeah, I was watching it, that was the point.

 

C'mon, G, I haven't taken you off ignore for the night for this weak shit.

 

Up your game.

OK I'll try.

[Bruce Spanner]

4 minutes ago, Gnasher said:

OK I'll try.

 

Cheers.

 

I'm drinking an expensive bottle of white by mistake, which I'm going to have to repay at some point, and I'm watching wrestling as I can't figure out how to work the tellybox, I don't like wrestling.

 

Its men oiled up in knickers giving aggressive cuddles and I don't think I'm in the 'head space' for that, if you know what I mean?

 

You're my last hope.

[Gnasher]

2 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

 

Cheers.

 

I'm drinking an expensive bottle of white by mistake, which I'm going to have to repay at some point, and I'm watching wrestling as I can't figure out how to work the tellybox, I don't like wrestling.

 

Its men oiled up in knickers giving aggressive cuddles and I don't think I'm in the 'head space' for that, if you know what I mean?

 

You're my last hope.

Now your asking, not sure I'm up to that amount of responsibility.

[Bjornebye]

[Dr Nowt]

27 minutes ago, Gnasher said:

No your mother.

Fair fucks to you mate, your witticisms are superior to your ability to count to ten.

[Gnasher]

Just now, Dr Nowt said:

Fair fucks to you mate, your witticisms are superior to your ability to count to ten.

Tbh you're coming across as aged ten, quite disappointing really, especially taking into account your hugh brain. Have some more tablets and try again.