Doritos Roulette

[Sugar Ape]

They all tasty a tiny bit spicy so I was duped, munching away till I hit the good stuff, had to shampoo my beard afterwards, true story.

I could fee the burn in my nostrils before it hit my throat. Drank two litres of water in an hour and nearly pissed myself walking home. Also, water doesn't help.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

I could fee the burn in my nostrils before it hit my throat. Drank two litres of water in an hour and nearly pissed myself walking home. Also, water doesn't help.

 

 

I just wasn't expecting it because there was a very mild heat to the other ones, I thought they were the usual all mouth and no trousers affair, unfortunately not, I'm gonna make my mate eat them tomorrow, I may or may not tell him they're not normal Doritos.

[Mook]

I just wasn't expecting it because there was a very mild heat to the other ones, I thought they were the usual all mouth and no trousers affair, unfortunately not, I'm gonna make my mate eat them tomorrow, I may or may not tell him they're not normal Doritos.

 

That's a good shout that, I'm going round to my brother's for a get together in a couple of weeks, I'm going to make Nachos with these fuckers & watch everyone shit themselves.

 

[Kevin D]

These pretzels are making me thirsty.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Are they nice tasting? The other ones I mean.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Thanks for PMing me your video review, rapey. My favourite part was when you said 'sweet chilli sauce'

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Yeah, well they're essentially just the cheese ones but nicer.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Best they're not even that hot.

[Paulie Dangerously]

[RJ Fan club]

Holy shit these sound good.

 

I'm stocking up

[Faustus]

Defo checking these out. Sounds like they'd make for an immense crisp butty.

[Jairzinho]

I'm hard as fuck because I eat curries that don't taste of anything and then shit through the eye of a needle for 48 hours.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Defo checking these out. Sounds like they'd make for an immense crisp butty.

Now there's a shout. I don't have crisp but ties, but I sometimes add them to a cheese and ham or something. Something spicy would go well.

[Chip Butty]

Made in Coventry.

 

 

Sort of loses the enamour for me that.

[Red Banjo]

Bought these earlier without realising exactly what they were.

 

Can't wait to share them with the Mrs later

[Pureblood]

I go out of my way to avoid Walkers with the exception of roast beef Monster Munch.

[Bjornebye]

I go out of my way to avoid Walkers with the exception of roast beef Monster Munch.

 

The daddy of crisps. 

[Captain Turdseye]

The daddy of crisps.

Wrong.

 

 

They're the fackin' daddy.

 

 

These Doritos sound ace, I'm defo gonna get me some.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Wrong.

 

 

They're the fackin' daddy.

 

 

These Doritos sound ace, I'm defo gonna get me some.

Mustard? Fucking mustard? You need to stand in the corner and have a think about what you've done.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

The daddy of crisps.

What's the verdict on Flamin' hot?

[Captain Turdseye]

What's the verdict on Flamin' hot?

Have a look in the crisps thread. Whilst your there you'll see the support for Brannigans beef & mustard and then you can come over and stand in this fucking corner.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Have a look in the crisps thread. Whilst your there you'll see the support for Brannigans beef & mustard and then you can come over and stand in this fucking corner.

Fuck you, and your corner full of yellow sludge!

[General Dryness]

I'm hard as fuck because I eat curries that don't taste of anything and then shit through the eye of a needle for 48 hours.

 

Yeah, to be fair there is a cutoff point. Them ghost chillis and the like are fucking ridiculous. I can eat them, but the situtation is pretty much as described above. 

 

I've made sauces and things with habaneros, I don't find them painful to eat and still get plenty of taste out of the food. Anything stronger than that is a pissing contest. Followed by a shitting contest.

[Bobby Hundreds]

I like all walkers crisps, they make nice crisp butty's the regular ones. Discos though... Discos disgust me only because they once were great. A disco crisp of the past compared to a disco crisp of today is like looking at kelly lebrock then and kelly lebrock now.

 

Those sour creme pretzels are nice.

[Bjornebye]

What's the verdict on Flamin' hot?

The crown prince