Moral dilemma

[Strontium]

Just buy the Star or something, cut the masthead off an old copy of her preferred paper, and glue it on.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Simply sit her down and take her through the long and storied disgusting history of the sun and make sure that she knows that if she buys it again, she shall be judged accordingly.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Hit her with it 

[Total Longo]

It can do although if she's able to give out a list like that she must still have some retention

 

Not necessarily, it could just be a random list of stuff.

 

Get me a kumquat, the complete works of Donald Sinden and a Richard Madeley tote bag, thanks love.   

[Champ]

Not necessarily, it could just be a random list of stuff.

 

Get me a kumquat, the complete works of Donald Sinden and a Richard Madeley tote bag, thanks love.

Even the ability to provide a list of any kind says something in itself

[Mook]

My Granny has dementia, she can remember stuff that happened during the war but not something from five minutes ago.

 

On LF's dilemma, as the old saying goes, 'Don't buy The S*n'. Get her a copy of Razzle that you can have a look at on your way up the road.

[lifetime fan]

Let’s say you’re on a long coach journey. 
 

You had a few scoops the night before and not long into the journey you arse starts to twitch and you know it’s going to be a wet one. 
 

You go and drop the kids off but you then realise there isn’t much bog roll and you’re not going to be stopping for at least another 2 hours. 
 

No way will your arse hold out for another 2 hours! 
 

Do you...

 

A: Think of everyone else and pray for the best? 
 

B: Take enough bog paper off the roll for a couple of shits to be on the safe side and keep it in your pocket and go fuck everyone else? 

[Barrington Womble]

.Some how wrong thread. 

[Sugar Ape]

16 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

Let’s say you’re on a long coach journey. 
 

You had a few scoops the night before and not long into the journey you arse starts to twitch and you know it’s going to be a wet one. 
 

You go and drop the kids off but you then realise there isn’t much bog roll and you’re not going to be stopping for at least another 2 hours. 
 

No way will your arse hold out for another 2 hours! 
 

Do you...

 

A: Think of everyone else and pray for the best? 
 

B: Take enough bog paper off the roll for a couple of shits to be on the safe side and keep it in your pocket and go fuck everyone else? 

Option B obviously. It boils down to: Would you rather you didn’t have enough bog roll to wipe your arse, or a stranger didn’t have enough? 
 

Only one winner in that scenario.

[lifetime fan]

30 minutes ago, Sugar Ape said:

Option B obviously. It boils down to: Would you rather you didn’t have enough bog roll to wipe your arse, or a stranger didn’t have enough? 
 

Only one winner in that scenario.

 

Had leftovers too...

 

 

[Trumo]

52 minutes ago, Barry Wom said:

.Some how wrong thread. 

 

I don't know. It looked like something that would want to make you drop your guts on a coach trip.