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[General Dryness]

 

Ferguson : Ay laddie, gis chips, curry sauce and a spring fuckin roll by the way. Cannae get fuck all service in this takeout.

 

Kagawa : Fuck off you pissed old cunt, theres a match on.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

 

Luis Suarez - Intentionally dia.... Oh.

[Anubis]

 

"Chef said to tell you that he thinks this bit of Rooney will be the most tender."

[Trumo]

 

BR: See that Norwegian bloke over there? He doesn't like us.

 

 

 

TP: Today oh Lord, we shall be trying to play football.

AF: Ah Tony, ah knew ya wouldnae let me down.

 

 

 

BR: That's the last time I'll let those heathens put beans on my Ulster fry.

[Red Dawn]

 

 

 

[FieldingMellish]

 

BR: "No no no Rafa, you're on that side playing toward the Kop"

[Bjornebye]

that one with the menu

[Trumo]

Rodgers decided to play a little prank on AVB.

 

 

BR: A pint of water should do it.

 

 

BR: Hey Andre, have you smelt this flower? It's great, just like walking through the lush plains of Portugal.

 

 

AVB: Yes I've heard about these. Are they really as good as they say?

BR: Better. Trust me.

 

 

AVB: AAARRGGHH, MY EYES! MY EEYYYYYYYEEESSSSSSSS!!!

 

 

BR: Sometimes the old 'uns are the good 'uns, so they are.

[Trumo]

 

SK: Wow boss, it really IS Suntory Time!

 

 

 

LS: But ref, all I asked was whether you wanted to see my pet hamster, Nibbles.

 

 

John Terry demonstrates what he usually does to those who sit in the manager's seat.

 

[dave u]

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[dave u]

 

Fuckin' grass.

[Unrighteous]

 

Your club's supporters were trying to tell you something!

[Jack the Sipper]

 

BR: No. Over THERE! Look, in the bottom corner, they're chanting: 'We love you RODGERS'. Fucking RODGERS!

[Strontium]

Catastrophe looms as Colin Pascoe mistakes opposition teamsheet for post-match takeaway menu

 

 

LS: I'll have a number 2 to start, followed by a 29 with fried rice

[JustTosh]

 

SG: Badly hurt Luis? Or could you try a bit more?

LS: One bit more? Aye Captain!

[sir roger]

 

I'll be honest, I don't even know what 'The Good Ship Lollipop' is.

[Dante]

 

KF: But if I pretend I didn't see it then we can get this cunt banned for ten games

[Trumo]

 

DP: I pick up the new specs tomorrow Carlos.

CT: (laughs out loud)

DP: What's so funny Carlos?

CT: Stay away from the receptionists David. They might think Sven's back!

 

 

Downing's diva-like attitude was becoming more apparent by the day.

 

 

SD: Stewy doesn't do hurdles, no no.

[lifetime fan]

 

 

 

Hands up if you're a shit, bottling, wage thieving cunt.

[Trumo]

 

And now...we dance!

 

 

Luis reacts to the FA's latest pearls of wisdom.

 

 

 

Luis was concerned that everybody else in this country seems to be living in a different universe to him.

 

 

LS: (thinking) There is no spoon.

[Paulie Dangerously]

 

"I'm telling you that's one gram lad, get some scales, go on, get some scales!"

[lifetime fan]

 

 

BR: The dole cue is over there Rafa.

 

RB: I'll see you there.

[Guest LFD]

 

10 match ban!

[dave u]

[Guest LFD]

 

Daniel Agger gets hurt on his walk in a wetland with lots of wild animal life.

 

'Agger Marsh Bite'