Captions needed....

[Dr Nowt]

Webb/Suarez:

 

"If the boss man says you don't get decisions, you don't get decisions. I just work here".

[Dr Nowt]

 

I cannae remember why I'm angry.

[Dr Nowt]

 

Come 'ed El Hadji lad, I've heard a vicious rumour you don't like....Phil Collins.

[Dr Nowt]

 

The last JC famous for this pose had the good grace to disappear.

[Kevin D]

SOS: Sh#t Waffle, Stu Monty and 05 Milan.

[Nunavut Patrick]

I dedicate this to you Didier.

 

 

No, seriously Luis it was that big. Croat midfielder, named Igor Biscan.

 

 

HW: Watch it Glen, any talk back and its red.

GJ: Do you really want to give me a card? What would Alex say? Think about it- no more Old Trafford, wines in the post and fireside chats on the sheepskin rug. Chelsea need the three points, I'm MOM right now.

Mikel: Send him ...wait he's got a point.

Edited November 13, 2012 by Nunavut Patrick

[Dr Nowt]

 

There's that stink of hypocritical old tyrant again. Must be Phelan, I've been smelling it all day.

[A_S]

 

It was too late for Carra to realise that the oncoming bright yellow blur was just Fernando's shit hair ....

[Trumo]

 

Howard Webb just can't get enough either.

 

 

 

Grotesquely swollen. Slightly skew-whiff. Not a pretty sight. And John Terry's knee looked pretty fucked too.

[goatboy59]

 

"Yeah I know Shankly used to turn up at Melwood but I'm not having this, okay?"

[goatboy59]

What Ian Ayre Thinks We See

 

 

What We See

 

[stringvest]

 

 

What you talkin about Torres?

[stringvest]

 

 

Ian Ayre dismounts after yet another unsuccessful attempt to launch Jen Chang through a supporter's letterbox.

[stringvest]

 

Lying. Cunt.

[stringvest]

 

 

It's not easy to smile while trying to retrieve a recalcitrant Werthers Original from under your dentures.

[Nunavut Patrick]

 

"Yeah I know Shankly used to turn up at Melwood but I'm not having this, okay?"

 

What does the club chef serve the managers for lunch? Rodgers looks two stone heavier than in that pic and Rafa was a bit bloaty when he left.

 

And Houllier damn near died.

 

I'd swear someone is cooking the chips in goose fat.

[Trumo]

What does the club chef serve the managers for lunch? Rodgers looks two stone heavier than in that pic and Rafa was a bit bloaty when he left.

 

And Houllier damn near died.

 

I'd swear someone is cooking the chips in goose fat.

 

You have more cameras trained on you once you're at Liverpool, and they say each camera adds 10lb. Rodgers is really about 7 stone soaking wet.

[House of Dirk]

 

 

Joe shows his team mates the size of a window that could be bought for £90k a week.

[Stu Monty]

New Uruguayan Banner spotted at Anfield

"Don't make me...angry...you won't...like me when...I'M ANGRY!"

 

 

 

Rumours of AVB weighing up post-Spurs options persist

 

AVB: "What is this new Hobbit movie you ask me about? Why would I know?"

[Stu Monty]

Ferguson's Phil Jones impresson always went down well

 

 

Scholes struggling to convince with his suggested new direction

PS: "...and then you buy someone who plays with me who can run a bit and tackle..."

RG: *He's lost the plot here*

AF: "No, not gettin' ye lad, start again from the beggining".

[Bernard Diomede]

If Carlsberg did medical complaints..

 

 

Oooooch, am having a fucking stroke!

[Stu Monty]

45 Minutes in and Allardyce knows he's found his "One"

AC: "Alreet half that gaffer, proper enjoyed it like"

SA: *I love you too Andy, you complete me*

[Jack the Sipper]

'Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me so hard.'

[oldhallst]

Webb/Suarez:-

 

"Come on...Come on..! Just say it...! What colour is my shirt..??"