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DS: You should come join us man after the World Cup, we can show those Chelsea rentboys what might've been, they'll be crying into their plastic flags all day!

BR: And that's when I casually glanced down, like this ... she never even saw it Phil, I am a Jedi Master at this shit, I could teach you a thing or two kid ...

Pascoe reacts to being told he will be on LFC TV's Christmas promotion ads ...

BR: I've had the teeth done, and they're exceptional. Tell me though Stevie, do you think I should get the nose done next?

Samuel Eto'o was asked about his time with Mallorca, and how he mentioned how he still loves the place and how the people there spoke to him ... now I hope you're sitting down folks, can you believe the locals called him 'negrito' ... and can you believe he didn't feel insulted or wanted them up before a shambolic, witch-hunting FA commission??? Shame on you Samuel, shame on you ... ! Article: http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/blogs/pitchside-europe/rise-fall-real-mallorca-club-samuel-eto-o-071912171.html "I love Mallorca and have a house there," he explained. "And winning the cup was my greatest moment in football. I’m serious. It was so hard for a small team to do this. In Mallorca, I am one of them. When I go to the supermarket, the girls at the checkout shout (laughs) 'Hey, negrito!' (little black man). "I feel like part of one big family, like in Cameroon. I watch Mallorca when I can. They let me sit on the bench!"

PC: ? Isn't that the LFC.TV presenter? I don't think she'd appreciate what you've done there boss! BR: Ha, will you look at that, um, how'd that get there? That Pascoe is such a rascal eh?! Haha. Uh, no need to say anything to anyone Philippe ... let me move on to the next screen here ...

BR: The ears, they do look well, that's what I'll do next.

LS: But you said I was the best player you ever played with, you can't just change your mind like that! I mean, who is Erik Meijer??!! SG: I say a lot of things. Loyalty counts for a lot you know. LS: You nearly went to Chelsea. SG: F*ck you Luis!

SG: Between you and me, he's actually more upset about the fact that he doesn't have the most prominent nashers in the Club anymore ...

MM: I could handle the shorts, I really could, but now they've gone and shaved their legs?? And is that fake tan???? At least the boss is wearing different shoes! CP: Can't believe I'm wearing the wrong pair of shoes. BR: Can't believe Pascoe f*cked this up, we spent ages working on this look!

Mascherano's framed picture of Insua looking forlornly out a window. Insua's framed picture of Mascherano looking forlornly out a window.

RIP Anne, a fearless campaigner and a truly inspirational figure.

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Sorry but that's far too flippant not to highlight, have a word with yourself. You sure about that? How many stadiums are there throughout the UK, and how many have been modernised as you call it? How many of them have good management, trained stewards, effective policing? You say you are dismayed by this most recent story, but given the context of your post overall, what part of this most recent story are you dismayed about exactly? The sentence following your expression of dismay seems to be an indicator.

Given the two highlighted points that you've made, it seems that we are going to be in for an almighty massive summer ahead. And the question is, who will be buying the players, the manager or those above him? The comment from either Ayre or Werner following Sturridge's arrival (that if we'd gotten Dempsey in the summer we wouldn't have gotten Sturridge) is a real worry so if we're going for a squad overhaul in the summer, let's hope we don't do an Aston Villa on it.