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*Shakes head* Everton again.


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Imagine the fume if they ever need a nlood transfusion. 


Dr: Right mr Bitterbeaut you're going to need a blood transfusion right away. 


Bitterbeaut: arrrrr laaaad you're not giving me any of that redshite. Blue blood flows through my veins. 


Dr: But you'll die if you dont get it. 


Bitterbeaut: Dont care lad rather dead then redshite. 


Absolute loons.

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29 minutes ago, Arniepie said:

I remember prentice or McNulty having a go at koeman because he didnt 'get Everton'

Maybe because he was a fully functioning adult who didnt have a completely irrational hatred of an actual colour.

What is there to actually "get" about them?. They are a deluded, bitter, angry and unrealistic set of fans who just cling onto 3 seasons from the 1980s and constantly live in the past. They worship mediocre players and go on about a fella who played the game 90 years ago when there was no offside rule, everyone smoked and drunk 10 pints of beer after every game. 


Their fans think they are unique because they think that they are the only set of fans who attend football matches and support their team through bad times. Also they have an unnatural obsession with their city rivals who Just see them as a figure of fun.

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1 minute ago, Halcyon Days said:

This can’t be real can it?

Two new players, one of whom is on loan and neither to have kicked a ball in anger for them yet. A keeper renowned for his gaffs and tics more than his saves and responsible an embarrassing defeat to their local rivals. Amazed they have got big dunc strangling someone. Everton that. 

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