*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Tony Moanero]

1 minute ago, Reckoner said:

I had cheesecake but it wasn’t my birthday. Hope this helps.

Nice! What kind of cheesecake?

[Lee909]

The Football Gods and Powers that be are just waiting to make Evertons last game at Goodison be the game they are finally relegated to the Championship

[Reckoner]

1 hour ago, Tony Moanero said:

Nice! What kind of cheesecake?

Raspberry with white chocolate. I ate both pieces in one whilst watching succession.

[DalyanPete]

10 hours ago, VladimirIlyich said:

and often ride a bike

That is so funny Vlad!

[VladimirIlyich]

1 hour ago, DalyanPete said:

That is so funny Vlad!

When dressed in Black North Face clobber.usually with hood up and stinking of weed. It's a great disguise!

[DalyanPete]

3 hours ago, VladimirIlyich said:

When dressed in Black North Face clobber.usually with hood up and stinking of weed. It's a great disguise!

Yeah, but the ringtone will always give them up.

[Bjornebye]

Imagine being on a bus and having YNWA as you're ring-tone then sitting there for ages while it rings just so everyone knows you're a red

 

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

58 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Imagine being on a bus and having YNWA as you're ring-tone then sitting there for ages while it rings just so everyone knows you're a red

 

 

That's how they imagine we react, when in reality it's met with indifference, mockery or pity.

[Curly]

23 hours ago, TheDrowningMan said:

Yep.
 

I think any points deductions would be strategically deployed - in City’s case when it would affect neither the destination of the title nor deny them a top four finish and Everton’s when the deduction wouldn’t relegated them.

That’s not a bad shout - hoping arsenal won the league and Everton went down. That way they deduct city with no effect to titles and Everton’s is suspended until a return, or enforced with no knock in effect as they are already down

[Section_31]

The fuck?

 

 

[sh#t waffle]

That's tantamount to child abuse.

[Bjornebye]

That's Anthony Gordon before his bird made him bleach it 

[aws]

10 minutes ago, sh#t waffle said:

That's tantamount to child abuse.

No tantamount about it. 

[House of Dirk]

99th min winner off Dom Solanke's arse cheek. Its on.

[polymerpunkah]

Remember when teachers used to tell misbehaving children to "go sit in the corner"?

 

That's the corner.

[Bjornebye]

4 hours ago, polymerpunkah said:

Remember when teachers used to tell misbehaving children to "go sit in the corner"?

 

That's the corner.

 

"If you keep pulling that face the wind will change and you'll end up being an ugly little ginger cunt playing for Everton" 

 

That's the wind changing 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Pete]

10 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

 

"If you keep pulling that face the wind will change and you'll end up being an ugly little ginger cunt playing for Everton" 

 

That's the wind changing 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Needs NSFW tags

[Razoray]

On 09/05/2023 at 10:18, Carra_is_legend said:

They will beat both Wolves & Bournemouth. 

Wolves are very good at home. The Bournemouth result will depend a lot on how much of their players are on the beach

[Marko121]

If they can still go down at the last game, those Bournemouth players wont be getting out alive from the pit.  I think they'll be safe by then unfortunately 

[dave u]

Everton played well in their last couple of games when they really needed to, so fair play to them, I'm gutted about it but they saved themselves by delivering on the pitch, whereas Leeds and Leicester look totally incapable of doing anything for themselves.

 

I'm fucking seething at Brighton though. That's a grudge I'll never be letting go. I'm pissed off at Leicester too for not winning last week at home to the Blues, but I can console myself in their impending relegation. Brighton won't get any comeback for the shit they pulled, they were not getting top four anyway so the defeat ha no consequences for them.

 

Watch them play like fucking demons against Arsenal this weekend too, the pricks. Come on Arsenal, fucking twat these shithouses.

[DalyanPete]

20 minutes ago, dave u said:

played well in their last couple of games when they really needed to

That's what would piss me off if I supported the shite. Shite for most of the season then put some effort.

The stats of that game didn't add up to a 1-5 loss though. I'm still on the relegation train though, woo woo, all aboard. Next stop Millwall at home.

[Harry Squatter]

 

 

Too bitter to even type the song title out..

 

Fuming about Eurovison now.

[DalyanPete]

My missus put the kings concert on last night, oh the joy of YNWA being sung, piss must have been boiling.

Surprisingly andifyaknowyerhistory wasn't on the songlist. 

[coachpotato]

On 10/05/2023 at 20:55, Bjornebye said:

 

"If you keep pulling that face the wind will change and you'll end up being an ugly little ginger cunt playing for Everton" 

 

That's the wind changing 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So that’s where Munch got the idea from!

[Bjornebye]

35 minutes ago, DalyanPete said:

My missus put the kings concert on last night, oh the joy of YNWA being sung, piss must have been boiling.

Surprisingly andifyaknowyerhistory wasn't on the songlist. 

A load of the flag banging wankers thought it was going to boil our piss? The only annoying thing about it was the Welsh fella destroying it stood next to an absolute great in Andrea Boccelli. May as well have got the go compare twat to do it