The weather

[Captain Turdseye]

That sounds like some scary shit, Rev. How close were you to the actual twister itself when you were hiding in the car?

[G Richards]

I was probably at the edges of it, not the worst bit by any means. Car rocked back and forth quite a bit, and hail was very large and visibility was only a few yards. I had my fingers in my ears as it was the loudest thing I've ever heard. I wasn't sure if car would move a lot but it didn't, it just rocked. As far as these things go it was minor, as some tornados move cars quite a distance and flatten houses. They have them like that in Indiana too from time to time, but this was a baby in the grand scheme of things.

[G Richards]

Car getting repaired. There were over 300 dents on the roof alone from the hail. Ridiculous business. Driving a rental vehicle. It's an all black Dodge Charger. Bit of a redneck vehicle, I think. Shame it's not orange. I used to like the Dukes of Hazzard when I was a kid! 

[Champ]

A sobering experience, Mr Richards. Fingers crossed that the insurance process runs as smoothly as possible.

[Champ]

My contribution is rather less dramatic but the lack of rain here is quite spooky. Apparently 4mm of rain fell in Edinburgh last month and to be honest I can't remember when that was. The grass in our garden is quite brown and I've even been watering the garden. I rarely do that in the summer.

 

I'd swap this wind for a good downpour to water my plants

[Captain Turdseye]

Some of the outfits on the better looking mums at the school this morning. My word. I've had to put my sunglasses on purely for letching purposes.

 

Tits and arse. Arse and tits. Yabba dabba doo.

[Total Longo]

Some of the outfits on the better looking mums at the school this morning. My word. I've had to put my sunglasses on purely for letching purposes.

 

Tits and arse. Arse and tits. Yabba dabba doo.

 

The only saving grace about the school run, in my book. I was gutted when my kids got to the stage where they just wanted to come to the car as opposed to me meeting them by the exit.

[Jenson]

Looking forward to walking through town in a bit on my way home. Scenes (I hope).

[lifetime fan]

It's not the weather to be cutting grass!

 

I have rivers of sweat flowing no down my back and bits of grass stuck to me all over itching like fuck.

[Jairzinho]

I've burnt the bottom of my feet.

[Champ]

It's not the weather to be cutting grass!

 

I have rivers of sweat flowing no down my back and bits of grass stuck to me all over itching like fuck.

It's not good for the grass either

[lifetime fan]

It's not good for the grass either

Fuck the grass!

[Champ]

Fuck the grass!

The grass had no choice

[chrisbonnie]

I'm such an old cunt. I'm fucked from this heat. And it's only about 22 decrease here in Dublin.

 

Anything over 20 is unnecessary in my opinion.....

 

Bah humbug

[Total Longo]

Can everyone shut up about how nice it is today when i am stuck in work til 5.30? 

[Captain Turdseye]

Can everyone shut up about how nice it is today when i am stuck in work til 5.30?

Drove through Cambridge city centre this morning, mate. If you think the fanny outside schools is epic you should see the students lounging around on the public commons. Some of them may as well have not bothered getting dressed at all. I swear I nearly crashed my car three times.

[Captain Turdseye]

Reading that back and it sounds a bit wrong. I clearly meant the MILF's outside schools.

[Hand Shandy]

[Total Longo]

Drove through Cambridge city centre this morning, mate. If you think the fanny outside schools is epic you should see the students lounging around on the public commons. Some of them may as well have not bothered getting dressed at all. I swear I nearly crashed my car three times.

 

[Jairzinho]

[Rico1304]

Fred The Weatherman is a nonce!

[Section_31]

Jo Blythe from Granada reports. The pics don't do her justice. Met her once and she's unreal, about 6ft, great ass and as game as they come. Have you ever been in an office where everyone can't help but notice one bird working there? All the fellas get the pressure when she stands up and all the women feel somewhat lessened. 

 

[Bjornebye]

Drove through Cambridge city centre this morning, mate. If you think the fanny outside schools is epic you should see the students lounging around on the public commons. Some of them may as well have not bothered getting dressed at all. I swear I nearly crashed my car three times.

 

 

"erm mr taxi driver this isn't where I wanted?"

 

"I know, Can you guess where it is yet?"

 

 

 

[Kloppite]

Drove through Cambridge city centre this morning, mate. If you think the fanny outside schools is epic you should see the students lounging around on the public commons. Some of them may as well have not bothered getting dressed at all. I swear I nearly crashed my car three times.

Looking at fanny outside schools will get you arrested.

[Captain Turdseye]

Looking at fanny outside schools will get you arrested.

Fucking hell, nothing gets past you does it, fella?