The world of a woman.

[lifetime fan]

Who has the biggest tackle?

I would never want to find out!

[Guest Pistonbroke]

https://www.wattpad.com/story/97327841-the-t-a-her-striker

 

Here you go

 

Fucking hell, married, 3 children who all have autism and she likes swearing a lot. 

[lifetime fan]

https://www.wattpad.com/story/97327841-the-t-a-her-striker

 

Here you go

 

I bet she goes like a freight train.

[Harry Squatter]

I bet she goes like a freight train.

Well she defo looks like one.

[Harry Squatter]

Fucking hell, married, 3 children who all have autism and she likes swearing a lot.

Swears more than Joe Pesci in Casino and Eddie Murphy in Beverly Hills Cop combined.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Well she defo looks like one.

 

She's a right munter. 

[Harry Squatter]

Last year one of them had to be taken to A&E for stitches, but they're all 'sistas who put their body on the line for each other'.

But bitch and moan about each other once one of them leaves the room

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Swears more than Joe Pesci in Casino and Eddie Murphy in Beverly Hills Cop combined.

 

I can imagine mate, it's the fact she is proud of it. I'm still trying to get my head around the fact she has labelled her sons teacher a right fucking slapper, all kinds of stupid going on in her head. 

[Harry Squatter]

I can imagine mate, it's the fact she is proud of it. I'm still trying to get my head around the fact she has labelled her sons teacher a right fucking slapper, all kinds of stupid going on in her head.

It's brilliant. I can't wait for it to hit the fan. Parents evening is going to be very interesting.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

It's brilliant. I can't wait for it to hit the fan. Parents evening is going to be very interesting.

 

Keep us informed mate, definitely going to get tasty. She's even written a second book, her book titles are gash. I feel sorry for her kids, poor buggers. 

[Harry Squatter]

Keep us informed mate, definitely going to get tasty. She's even written a second book, her book titles are gash. I feel sorry for her kids, poor buggers.

 

Will do. Yep, her house must be a nightmare, her husband obviously looks after 4 kids in that house.

 

I'm going to change my name to Russ Berkeley by deed poll.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Will do. Yep, her house must be a nightmare, her husband obviously looks after 4 kids in that house.

 

I'm going to change my name to Russ Berkeley by deed poll.

 

Hahaha, rep due when I can mate. 

[lifetime fan]

"What are people's opinions on breastfeeding 4 years old in public place"?

 

Do I really respond and tell her tits out in public is always welcome???

[lifetime fan]

They're out dressed as fucking bananas. 

[General Dryness]

She's a right munter. 

 

She looks like someones reflection in the back of a spoon.

[General Dryness]

She's the new Irvine Welsh

 

Git tae fuck ye fuckin radge. Its fuckin shite, an ah'll no hear another word aboot it or some cunts gittin blootered aw ower this gaff.

 

Ye ken?

[Fowlers God]

They're out dressed as fucking bananas.

Don't tell Jon

[Rico1304]

https://www.wattpad.com/story/97327841-the-t-a-her-striker

 

Here you go

One of the tags is 'Autism'

[Juniper]

Don't tell Jon

Pics please Col

[lifetime fan]

[Elite]

Who's the lady showing her 'banana split'?

[Trumo]

Found a use for your old onesie hey?

[Anny Road]

Got asked by the wife yesterday to make a lasagna. My lasagna is pretty famous and everyone loves it. (Sopranos recipe)

Anyway complied and it is sitting ready to go for dinner tonight.

Gets up this morning and she informs me that her stomach is a bit dodgy so she will just have salad instead. The kids then inform me that they have gymnastics, dancing etc so will just grab a sandwich or whatever I knock together but of course they dont like the same stuff and one is a vege.

I says well there is no point cooking the lasagna ill just make myself something small.

I then get a volley because making 4 different dinners is bloody ridiculous and i am a fussy bastard?

 

I'm going to cook the lasagna and eat the fucking lot.

[Furmedge]

My missus doesn't really have much to do with her extended family but got included in a group message between all the women of the family about her nan and grandads 65th wedding anniversary and taking them out for a meal, which I was up for as I like her grandad and we get pissed together on Guinness on occasion.

 

What started as a really well thought out idea to get everyone together for a nice meal quickly descended into chaos which resulted in the meal being cancelled, one woman telling the group about anothers recent chlamydia diagnosis and the other responding by telling everyone about an affair she's having behind her fella of 14 years back.

 

NB neither of these women are my wife.

[Harry Squatter]

Woman I work with does overtime religiously. I asked her if she wanted to come in this weekend but she told me she isn't working overtime for the next three weeks.

 

I ask why and she tells me that she is going on holiday in 3 weeks. I still ask why. This woman has no kids but she needs the next three weekends off because:

 

Weekend 1 - she will be going through her wardrobe sorting g out which clothes she needs for the holiday.

 

Weekend 2 - this will be devoted to washing and ironing the clothes she needs for her holiday.

 

Weekend 3 - this will be devoted to buying any new clothes that have not need identified from the wardrobe cull of weekend 1.

 

I asked why she can't do this during the week and not lose out on about 600 quid overtime. She said she can't as the soaps are on during the week.

 

Also she was gabbing about weight watchers to another woman saying she wants to lose a pound before holiday even though she's about 17 stone. All this planning just to go to Portugal for 2 weeks.