Crying at games

[Bogman]

I cried with laughter when Babb rearranged his knackers against the chavs, many moons ago, and then again when we signed Dicks/Stewart, etc, etc.

[JustTosh]

I've never cried, real man!

 

Same here. Even at birth I didn’t. After that old bitch in a white coat pulled me out by my head, I just turned to my mom and asked “Now where’s that pint of milk you promised me?” Had anyone told me I’d have to suck it out of a nipple I wouldn’t have come out. No tears, only pee. I had to get revenge on that midwife didn’t I?

[The Tott]

Nope, never cried at a game and never will; It's football - not life or death and having just (this Sunday) seen my little boy born - I can now appreciate the difference. Sunderland did bore me to tears in 2002/2003 in that awful November game when we BATTERED Them with something like 21 shots on target and?.............Drew 0 - 0. Anyone remember? Howard Wilkinson was their manager and Ged Houllier ours and we were top of the league for one of the last times under Houllier.

 

 

Nearly cried outta frustration. Jurgen Macho had a blinder, weeks after Howard said "he couldnt catch a beachball"

[3 Colours Red]

Never cried over a match an hope not to. My bottom lip has only wobbled twice in all my time, Charlie George on his back on the Wembly pitch in 1971 and Michael Thomas 1989 ( damn you Arsenal both times ).

 

Don't know why fans stay behind after a relegation to have a blubber. Sky tv have spotters trained for the following

 

1. Crying relegation fans

2. Attractive women in the crowd

3. Shirtless blokes with enormous beer guts ( rich pickings at Newcastle games )