You'll Never Talk Alone

[A_S]

I found this mint little book full of quotes either from people associated with LFC or opponents of the club. Many of you have probably seen a lot of these before, but anyway, here are some of my faves:

 

 

If Everton were playing at the bottom of my garden, I'd draw the curtains- Bill Shankly

 

I am not hard. I am not a good fighter, but winning the ball and winning a fight are two different things. Roy Keane would probably beat me in a fight, but I don't know if he would beat me in a tackle- Steven Gerrard

 

How can you tell your wife you are just popping out to play a match and then not come back for five days?- Rafa Benitez on Test cricket

 

It is only my children who keep me awake at night- there's no other reason why I'd lose sleep before this game. Liverpool don't know how to attack- caution is at the heart of their game. We play the game properly: our defence is the best in Europe, and therefore the world- Paolo Maldini, AC Milan defender, before the 2005 Champions League final

 

In France, if you say they can have a drink, they have two drinks. Here, they have double figures of drink- Gerard Houllier

 

 

Anyone been in that little clearance book store just past KFC in the plaza in St John's? Still might have a few copies.

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

Sounds a good book mate, but mint is a fucking horrible manc word, nearest scouse is minty which generally means scruffy/dirty, eg fuck off yer minty bastard.... when some ome tries to skank a ciggy off yer in the street, which as a visitor to your fair country I'm getting used to, hope the World Youth Day pilgrims aren't spoiling yer week dude!

[23_Carra_Gold]

The Gerrard quote is class, never heard it before.

[A_S]

I found this boss little book full of quotes either from people associated with LFC or opponents of the club. Many of you have probably seen a lot of these before, but anyway, here are some of my faves:

 

 

If Everton were playing at the bottom of my garden, I'd draw the curtains- Bill Shankly

 

I am not hard. I am not a good fighter, but winning the ball and winning a fight are two different things. Roy Keane would probably beat me in a fight, but I don't know if he would beat me in a tackle- Steven Gerrard

 

How can you tell your wife you are just popping out to play a match and then not come back for five days?- Rafa Benitez on Test cricket

 

It is only my children who keep me awake at night- there's no other reason why I'd lose sleep before this game. Liverpool don't know how to attack- caution is at the heart of their game. We play the game properly: our defence is the best in Europe, and therefore the world- Paolo Maldini, AC Milan defender, before the 2005 Champions League final

 

In France, if you say they can have a drink, they have two drinks. Here, they have double figures of drink- Gerard Houllier

 

 

Anyone been in that little clearance book store just past KFC in the plaza in St John's? Still might have a few copies.

 

 

Would that be better? ;)

[cochyn]

Would that be better? ;)

 

Better, but "pesh" might have got you a few approving nods from the trabb-elite. ;)

[STARDELTA]

Hiya mate, I am Gary from ireland, my wife is from NSW and we live in scotland at the moment! Where you from in Aus mate? its a massive continent. I was out there a few months ago, the flight back was a b*******xeamondunphy. anyway drop me a line about the reds etc if you wanna talk football.

Cheers

 

G

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

Ah sorry dude, I've been down under for 8 months and flying home for a few weeks Friday, a few of the mates over here are mancs and everything is fucking "mint" with them, where as I get shit for being a scouser and get told to calm down a fair bit, so it's fair done me head in, no offence meant anyway.

[STARDELTA]

ignore them friend, they are not being nice to you at all. but dont worry mancs have no sole...i hate them as supporters, i have nothing against the players who unlucky for them sign for him. Anyway I digress, do you know Wayne Rooney (dare I say on this website would be a better player:thumbup: for the reds than them! I know it and he knows it oo.)

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

ignore them friend, they are not being nice to you at all. but dont worry mancs have no sole...i hate them as supporters, i have nothing against the players who unlucky for them sign for him. Anyway I digress, do you know Wayne Rooney (dare I say on this website would be a better player:thumbup: for the reds than them! I know it and he knows it oo.)

 

They're alright over here mate, plus plazzy ronaldo's on off shenannigans with Real have taken the shine off their celebrations which has been fucking brilliant, but I'm looking foward to getting back to Liverpool for three weeks and hearing proper accents again, as opposed to plonkers from Stockport who sound like Bez, I'm looking forward to a pint and pork pie in the Lion.

 

Rooney as a Red, I hope I never live to see that, he's too dyed in the wool anti liverpool (blue shite and manc) the fuckers soul can never be rescued

[A_S]

Better, but "pesh" might have got you a few approving nods from the trabb-elite. ;)

 

Interesting, that. The first thought that come to mind when I read that was 'pech', the German word for 'bad luck' ie something someone would say to sympathise with a supporter whose team had just lost a match.

 

You learn something new everyday!

[Liquid football]

Somehow, i've never heard that Maldini quote before. Funny shit.