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Annoying celebrities who are also United fans


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EAMONN FUCKING FAT CUNT HOLMES

 

He has a column in the Sunday Mirror and will be talking about something like Jean Paul Sartre's theory of existentialism yet will turn it round to talk about how great the Scum are.

 

He said the other week "Fernando Torres states he's staying at Anfield to win trophies, he'll be waiting a long time then"

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Victoria Beckham - Posh Spice

 

Richard Ashcroft - Verve

 

Michael Atherton - Cricketer

 

Ian Brown - Stone Roses

 

Tim Burgess - Charlatans

 

Mark Charnock - Marlon Dingle

 

Terry Christian - The Word

 

Steve Coogan - Alan Partridge

 

Angus Deayton - Ex Have a got news for you

 

Eamonn Holmes - Northern Irish, lives in London supports Man Utd?

 

Mick Hucknall - Simply Red

 

Ulrika Jonsson - D List Celebrity

 

Patrick Kielty - see Eamonn Holmes

 

Terry Kiely - Fletch from Dream Team

 

Michael Le Vell - Corrie

 

Kym Marsh - Pure and very Simple

 

Steve McFadden - Phil Mitchell

 

Gary Rhodes - Chef

 

Lisa Riley - Fat Friends, ex Emmerdale

 

John Virgo - Big Break

 

Russell Watson - Opera Singer

 

Sean Wilson - Martin Platt, Corrie

 

 

 

Ashcroft, Brown, Coogan and Burgess pisses me off a bit but the rest of them can die horrible deaths as far as I'm concerned.

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Victoria Beckham - Posh Spice

 

Richard Ashcroft - Verve

 

Michael Atherton - Cricketer

 

Ian Brown - Stone Roses

 

Tim Burgess - Charlatans

 

Mark Charnock - Marlon Dingle

 

Terry Christian - The Word

 

Steve Coogan - Alan Partridge

 

Angus Deayton - Ex Have a got news for you

 

Eamonn Holmes - Northern Irish, lives in London supports Man Utd?

 

Mick Hucknall - Simply Red

 

Ulrika Jonsson - D List Celebrity

 

Patrick Kielty - see Eamonn Holmes

 

Terry Kiely - Fletch from Dream Team

 

Michael Le Vell - Corrie

 

Kym Marsh - Pure and very Simple

 

Steve McFadden - Phil Mitchell

 

Gary Rhodes - Chef

 

Lisa Riley - Fat Friends, ex Emmerdale

 

John Virgo - Big Break

 

Russell Watson - Opera Singer

 

Sean Wilson - Martin Platt, Corrie

 

 

 

Ashcroft, Brown, Coogan and Burgess pisses me off a bit but the rest of them can die horrible deaths as far as I'm concerned.

 

Bet half of those cunts have never been near Old Trafford.

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RL, i mentioned the other day you have far too much time on your hands, you have just confirmed it my dear. now, at the top of the GF page are porn links, i believe they will have a much better affect on your spare time, and as a side line bonus, will fill your brain with much better images then the images of these sad manc fans ;)

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RL, i mentioned the other day you have far too much time on your hands, you have just confirmed it my dear. now, at the top of the GF page are porn links, i believe they will have a much better affect on your spare time, and as a side line bonus, will fill your brain with much better images then the images of these sad manc fans ;)

 

Not my doing hon, courtesy of a Google search:

 

Manchester United Famous Fans - Manchester United Celebrity Fans

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*opens thread*

 

*throws in a few grenades*

 

*quickly closes thread*

 

*realises he hasnt pulled the pin out the grenades*

 

*opens thread again*

 

*pulls pins out of grenades and throws them*

 

*quickly closes thread*

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Ulrika Jonssons a scum fan?

 

That explains why our beloved Red ,the noble Sir Stan, decided to kick seven shades of shite out of the girl. :whistle:

 

He just got the wrong end of the stick when he was told that England hadn't beaten the Swedes in the World Cup for 40 years, and they said Jason McAteer was thick....

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Kjell Magne Bondevik, former Norwegian prime minister. Christian, politician and Manc fan, qualities I despise in other human beings. Actually he's a priest and for a while us and Iran were the only two countries in the world with religious leaders as prime ministers.

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Victoria Beckham - Posh Spice

 

Richard Ashcroft - Verve

 

Michael Atherton - Cricketer

 

Ian Brown - Stone Roses

 

Tim Burgess - Charlatans

 

Mark Charnock - Marlon Dingle

 

Terry Christian - The Word

 

Steve Coogan - Alan Partridge

 

Angus Deayton - Ex Have a got news for you

 

Eamonn Holmes - Northern Irish, lives in London supports Man Utd?

 

Mick Hucknall - Simply Red

 

Ulrika Jonsson - D List Celebrity

 

Patrick Kielty - see Eamonn Holmes

 

Terry Kiely - Fletch from Dream Team

 

Michael Le Vell - Corrie

 

Kym Marsh - Pure and very Simple

 

Steve McFadden - Phil Mitchell

 

Gary Rhodes - Chef

 

Lisa Riley - Fat Friends, ex Emmerdale

 

John Virgo - Big Break

 

Russell Watson - Opera Singer

 

Sean Wilson - Martin Platt, Corrie

 

 

 

Ashcroft, Brown, Coogan and Burgess pisses me off a bit but the rest of them can die horrible deaths as far as I'm concerned.

 

Reads like a list of who is not who!!

 

Anybody know any scouse mancs....no coz they would've been shot by now :yes:

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