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  1. DavetheRave
    No way. The 80's were fanfuckingtastic
  2. DavetheRave
    Local health agencies are so afraid of this they plans in place to deal witH the vast amounts of dead expected! A good excuse to get pissed.
  3. DavetheRave
    Tempted, but wouldnt have the bottle
  4. DavetheRave
    For me a slag is a great fuck but you wouldn't want to take her home to meet your ma.
  5. DavetheRave
    I couldnt fight my way out of a paper bag.
  6. DavetheRave
    Do not get the MelB thing at all.
  7. DavetheRave
    Are you sure they dont just piss themselves a bit?
  8. DavetheRave
    I will be fucking his missus in Barbados make no mistake :)
  9. DavetheRave
    I saw he 1st!! 2 weeks ago I spotted her for the 1st time. Actually spoke to her last Friday. Think I have developed a bit of an obsession for her and reputation about her on the GF. She is a stunningly beautiful intelligent woman. Not a fucking orange, blonde dolly bird( although I'd fuck them to given half a chance). TOTALLY out of his league and mine, but I ll keep trying if I see her. (6)
  10. DavetheRave
    Best Bird ever? Who is the one you think about, famous or otherwise. Who does it for you?:drool:
  11. DavetheRave
    dumb and dumber evertons best goals
  12. DavetheRave
    Reads like a list of who is not who!! Anybody know any scouse mancs....no coz they would've been shot by now :yes:
  13. DavetheRave
    Aftershave on. Bollocks trimmed. Mouthfreshner sprayed. Lucky Lady the lover man is here for you goddess, Fat Cunt Seed watch your lovely bitch coz I is on da prowl Ggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
  14. DavetheRave
    Missus fucking moaning about my girlfriends
  15. DavetheRave
    Being Negged is the new black.
  16. DavetheRave
    Pulp Fiction or Forest Gump. Different but good
  17. DavetheRave
    Is Kerry Katona's nose fucked? Bet Fat Cunts is then.
  18. DavetheRave
    There would have to be some reason for her to ber with him. Must need copious Coke to render herself so fuckin out of it. Beautiful, a doctor but fuck me WHY OH WHY OH WHY! She will fuck him off, no amount of coke could make any bird put up with him surely to God for long especially when she has a brains and beauty.He is seriously mentally fucked up. So says me so he must be fucking bad:yes: I have just had a horrible thought. If I get the goddess to see the light and leave the Fuckin cunt would it be like I was fucking Kevin Trevor Seed? Would our seeds be mixing.:eek: If Kerry Katona does it for you mate you go for it. Not my type but good on ya!
  19. DavetheRave
    My missus thought I was a body double in the Well Hung Gardner:D
  20. DavetheRave
    Ouch! That was like a dagger through my heart. I told you I will make the bitch mine (6) That fucker sane, erm stint in The Priory for "exhaustion". He is so fucking nuts he makes me look sane :whoops:
  21. DavetheRave
    Fuckoff bastards or I'll turn to the dark side! He is a total Kevin and I think the twats middle name must be Trevor Coz he is a total Trevor. Scrotum head fat fuck coke head wife beating TWAT!!!!!!!!!!!!! What the fuck is a fucking doctor doing with him. She must be sick in the head or he has got her on so much coke she doesn't give a fuck anymore. Then again she mustnt be coked enough cuz she fuckin knocked me back. Whats the twat got that I havent? Advice greatly apprecitated
  22. DavetheRave
    I am 43 years fuckin old! She is about 30. My daughter is 25! Is it because I think Kev Seed is such a twat that I want her? Dont know what I fucking said to her but one minute she was there the next she had fuckied off! Thought my lines would've charmed the knickers off her. Kev Seed is one jammy twat. She must be so coked out to be with the twat. I'd fuck her every which way and then do it again. No wonder the he goes around with that smug grin on his fat scrotum head. Has he got a fucking job yet? He was shite on the radio. Cany wait to get to Amsterdam. Any advise where to go?
  23. DavetheRave
    I think I am having a midlife crisis? Anybody else or is this just me? I have an obsession with a girl young enough to be my daughter...and she is taken.(6)
  24. DavetheRave
    Know what she does for a living and think that may be my way to get close and win the bitch over. She must go for the sad pathetic needy type. Ouch I feel a twinge. Oh Im in pain. Fuckin off to Amsterdam to lick my wounds. Fuck me I'm old enough to be her dad and I cant get her out of my head:} I think Im haveing a midlife crisis.
  25. DavetheRave
    She said she lives in WD so I will have her, she will be mine! Will get a good video if you know what I mean ;)
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