Everton Football Club and the TESCO partnership

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EVERTON FOOTBALL CLUB AND THE PROPOSED PARTNERSHIP WITH TESCO

 

 

Now if you go down Kirkby Way

Youll meet a Tesco Tearaway

We're full of laughs, we're fuill of glee

Our custard creams cost thirty pee

 

A Tesco Clubcard upon my chest

We only accept the f-ing best

Although we've never won a thing

Only the greatest Chicken Wings

 

Now Philipp Neville on the ball

He's got a gob like a burst beachball

It doent matter how he looks

Cos he's the king of Crispy Ducks

 

A Tesco Clubcard upon my chest

We only accept the f-ing best

Although we've never won a light

Try curried prawns with Bill Kenwright

 

Now if you go down Anfield way

Those jammy bastards know how to play

But they'd have never won a thing

Except for Heysel and doughnut rings

 

A Tesco Clubcard upon my chest

We only accept the f-ing best

Although in Europe for just one week

We all got lost at f-ing Speke

 

Now Andy Johnson what a buy

His baldy head lights up the sky

He's on the feeezer aisle tonight

Like our bread he's f-ing shite

 

A Tesco Clubcard upon my chest

We only accept the f-ing best

Although the ref never gives our pens

We'll all blame heysel once again

 

slower verse....

 

Now if you go to town to Marks

Theyre a bunch of f-ing narks

Cos all their fruit got 'DONE' today

By the Tesco Tearaways

 

A Tesco Clubcard upon my chest

We only accept the f-ing best

Although we've never won fcuk all

We're still the king of grocery stores

 

final even slower verse...

 

Now heres Stubbsy wharra man

He used to work in Matalan

Till him and Hibbo sussed Kirkby

Now theyre the kings of aisle three

 

A Tesco Clubcard upon my chest

We'll have to accept we're not the best

Our fans and players are a bunch of fakes

But still the best at selling cakes

 

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