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Porn: who's watching it now?

Kopite

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Kopite Grand Master

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My mate came round at 8 and I stuck some British Porn (the best in the world in my opinion on). They have proper women in it (usually well made with curves) and not Barbie dolls (enhanced with plastic surgery) like the American ones.

 

Jenna Jameson is gorgeous but she isn't a real woman. Just watched one (British one) with this proper girl in it. She is not thin, but not obese by any stretch. If you saw her out you wouldn't give her a second look, but there was something absolutely staggering gorgeous about her. In fact I said to me mate you'd walk over broken glass to get at her because she was, again in my opinion, a real woman. The American porn stars are unreal, European porn stars are so much better with British birds top of the pile.

 

However, I bought some DVD's featuring the supposed Queen of British porn - Teresa May. Talk about boring. You never see any penetration, just a lot of writhing around. I bought them to see her getting it and even after countless downloads I have yet to see her getting it properly. Note to the people who make her DVD's - to become the top British porn actress you need some penetration. Her DVD's are tamer than Bravo/the Sci-fi channel after 11pm!

 

Rant over.

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well that's settled an argument I've been having ever since that song came out. nice one.

 

I tell you what I was like a dog with 2 dicks when I found out what it meant and listened to the song. That Kelis bitch is some filthy cow. The weird bit was 1st time I heard the song after finding out what a milkshake was some little kids were singing along to it on radio 1

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Just got in. Put on a new DVD (British) that my mate loaned me and there are two blondes at it.

 

Life is good. ;)

 

British porn is so much better than American stuff because the women are more real. Not a boob job to be seen and a definite lack of surgically-enhanced curves.

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Belladonna is pure filth, i love watching that slag but i love Heather brooke, Robin Reid? really? Isn't she meant to be married? thats what that ideepthroat site says anyway, anyone got links to free vids of her?

 

I've got "Bella Loves Jenna" on DVD and have to say it is superb, bit arty but very good.

 

RE: Heather Brooke. I've downloaded a lot off her stuff via Bearshare. Apparently Bearshare is supposed to fire adverts at you whilst you are online (they say to pay for itself) but my Ad-Aware stops them popping up.

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