Crystal Palace (A) - Sat 25th Feb 2023 (7:45pm)

[Reckoner]

5 minutes ago, Planet Origi said:

Trent has gone the way of Dele Alli...no way back for him I reckon, absolutely dogshit footballer now

Possibly nearer to the truth than people want to admit. There’s still a way back but no team is going to achieve anything with him playing RB in the foreseeable future. Going from bad to worse.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Depressingly familiar. I just cant wrap my head around the dramatic drop in quality everywhere.

[johnsusername]

Trent needs a season off. Go and travel the world, see the sights, come back in 2024. 

[Joey8FrogsLegs]

Those last 30 minutes were absolutely horrible. Very lucky to be level at half time.

 

Keita, Trent and Matip need to be subbed, they’re all terrible. Keita is poor and will be sent off soon, Trent looks like he doesnt give a fuck and Matip looks shit scared. 
 

Another disgraceful performance.

[Jordy Brouwer]

1 minute ago, an tha said:

Way this is we are either gonna win without too much trouble or sleepwalk into a 1-0 loss.

 

Lot's of ball - no real idea what to do with it and whenever lose it look potentially vulnerable.

Fucking Keita - Alisson has completed more passes - all he does is lose challenges and foul.

Get him hooked at half time, get the lad Bajcetic on.

So much less potent without Nunez too, just less of a threat and slower in attack.

 

A brilliant summary of the downsides of our approach to the game. 

[Planet Origi]

1 minute ago, Redder Lurtz said:

Shut up you divvy cunt. 

Why? It's a perfectly valid observation based on at least 18 months of consistently shite performances. 

[chrisbonnie]

It's games like this, I'm glad I have my phone to fall back on. 

 

Fuck me we're appalling to watch

[johnsusername]

Just now, Bobby Hundreds said:

Depressingly familiar. I just cant wrap my head around the dramatic drop in quality everywhere.

 

And the same shite tactics every week. 

[waddy78]

2 minutes ago, Lee909 said:

He has the look of someone going through the motions. Looks like he doesn't give two shits

It looks like he needs a new challenge weather he had his head turned by an agent or club I don't know but very much going through the motions.

[Torvald Utne]

Just now, johnsusername said:

Trent needs a season off. Go and travel the world, see the sights, come back in 2024. 

Thanks, the thought of Trent backpacking the world on a gap year just cheered me up!

[Special K]

We're fucking shite

[suzy]

2 minutes ago, Torvald Utne said:

Fuck the result, klopp needs to make a statement at half time and take them all off, just put the 5 subs on (and Alison)

I reckon Klopp would do a better job himself

[Baltar]

Gosh we are shite. Horrible half of football.

[Carvalho Diablo]

I'd have Milner at rb and Trent in rm, get Henderson and NFK off and bring on Bajcetic and Elliott.

Desperate times.

[Redder Lurtz]

1 minute ago, M_B said:

Trent has won every trophy there is to win, so he isn't shit. 

 

But he is going through a bad patch. We need competition for him at right back so we can give him a rest when he plays like this.

 

 

I honestly think he should look at a new position. When he's on his game there are few better attacking players but he's never defended well and he's getting worse.  Bring in a RB and push Trent upwards. 

[stringvest]

Just now, Joey8FrogsLegs said:

Those last 30 minutes were absolutely horrible. Very lucky to be level at half time.

 

Keita, Trent and Matip need to be subbed, they’re all terrible. Keita is poor and will be sent off soon, Trent looks like he doesnt give a fuck and Matip looks shit scared. 
 

Another disgraceful performance.

 

Keita has to go but it's completely on Henderson that he has been close to being sent off.  'Captain' my arse. Captain Osteoporosis more like. 

[Reckoner]

2 minutes ago, Torvald Utne said:

Thanks, the thought of Trent backpacking the world on a gap year just cheered me up!

There’s got to be some jokes about getting lost or aimless wandering in there.

[Rico1304]

TAA was moaning at teammates after 5 mins.  Even his cross field pass to the ball boy had him moaning.  
 

Anyone thinking Elliott is the answer to this is on smack. 

[elvis]

9 minutes ago, Planet Origi said:

Trent has gone the way of Dele Alli...no way back for him I reckon, absolutely dogshit footballer now

What a fucking knobhead

[Crazy Dave]

In retrospect it might not have helped a teenage lad having the Anfield Wrap boys painting a giant mural of him outside of Anfield.

 

Trent has been absolutely dreadful yet again.

[bizzle10]

The whole try Trent in midfield which I though was bonkers when mentioned is now looking a good shout he looks lost at right back 

[gkmacca]

Trent is shaping up well to be a psychological case study. Weird self-eroticism (pulling his shorts up high,. stroking himself, striking peculiar preening poses all over the place); spasms of childishness (especially throwing the ball away to practically invite a yellow card); and moments of bizarre irrationality (especially that godawful pass near our area). I really don't know what's going on with him, aside from a massive sulk, but he really needs to be a team player again and cut out the prima donna crap.

 

And if I was the throw-in coach I'd feel embarrassed that he STILL can't make a throw-in seem like an even vaguely positive option.

 

And if I was Alisson I would just boycott the right side because we never look like carrying the ball beyond the halfway line without giving it away.

[mike23]

Another dreadful 45 minutes. We seem to be doing everything we can to gift a goal to a team who have barely even attacked. Keita needs to be taken off before he gets sent off. I'm not sure we'd even notice anyway he's made such little contribution. Matip looks like an accident waiting to happen again. Trent may possibly be drunk he's been that sloppy. When was the last time Mo actually curled in one of his trademark finishes? It seems like every time now he's off target or it's a powder puff effort straight at the keeper. 

[Denny Crane]

Palace work hard off the ball but Olisesh aside they have Everton level attackers. Klopp needs to give Trent a slap some woeful stuff from him. We have struggled for goals in the 2nd half let's see what happens here. 

[BeefStroganoff]

1 minute ago, Baltar said:

Gosh we are shite. Horrible half of football.

Yep Utter garbage.