I need a job (sort of)

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Found out a few things today, Phill has memory problems, the Gardener doesn't like it uphill, or was it the crush?

 

Wakefield is just better than Royston Vasey for nightlife and I need to start working on Fridays again.

[Fowler1972]

Found out a few things today, Phill has memory problems, the Gardener doesn't like it uphill, or was it the crush?

 

Wakefield is just better than Royston Vasey for nightlife and I need to start working on Fridays again.

It wasn’t the Gardener or the crush (latest one). It was the ex that dumped me (see blog post).

 

You don’t work on a Friday? We could hang out.

[Anubis]

He's got a Nantwich state of mind.

It's certainly starting to take on a whiff of that.

[Fowler1972]

It's certainly starting to take on a whiff of that.

Was Nantwich not a girl?

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

It wasn’t the Gardener or the crush (latest one). It was the ex that dumped me (see blog post).

You don’t work on a Friday? We could hang out.

Love to but I have standards you know. Low, but still standards.

[Fowler1972]

Love to but I have standards you know. Low, but still standards.

That hurts. I thought we were becoming friends.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

That hurts. I thought we were becoming friends.

You know what thought did?

[Fowler1972]

You know what thought did?

You can be quite cutting. If I drink too much tonight and do something silly (not silly, silly so don’t stress) you will partly to be blame for upsetting me.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

You can be quite cutting. If I drink too much tonight and do something silly (not silly, silly so don’t stress) you will partly to be blame for upsetting me.

It's a cross I'll have to bear. Sure I'll cope mate. Enjoy yourself, don't forget your stick to fight the women off.

[Fowler1972]

It's a cross I'll have to bear. Sure I'll cope mate. Enjoy yourself, don't forget your stick to fight the women off.

I’m out with a mate who’s wife recently left him because she found out he’d been flirting with another woman.

 

She’s agreed to come back next week after a weekend away with her sister which is why he’s out.

 

We have an agreement not to talk to any women.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

I’m out with a mate who’s wife recently left him because she found out he’d been flirting with another woman.

She’s agreed to come back next week after a weekend away with her sister which is why he’s out.

We have an agreement not to talk to any women.

You, not talk to women? Why punish them?

[Fowler1972]

You, not talk to women? Why punish them?

Good point.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Switching between flirting and fighting yous two. Get a room and bang it out.

[Fowler1972]

Switching between flirting and fighting yous two. Get a room and bang it out.

Is that the flirting kind or the fighting kind?

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Switching between flirting and fighting yous two. Get a room and bang it out.

Think I might be bipolar.

[PestiRed]

I’m out with a mate who’s wife recently left him because she found out he’d been flirting with another woman.

She’s agreed to come back next week after a weekend away with her sister which is why he’s out.

We have an agreement not to talk to any women.

Here’s a revolutionary idea. Why not stay in, not drink, not meet any women and both get yourselves healthier and ready for the wives that you profess to love but can’t be arsed to put any effort towards. Life is not an Irvine Welsh novel and there’s nothing nobly tragic about martyring your families to drink and drugs. Grow the fuck up

[TheHowieLama]

Thats a two point takedown to the red corner.

[Fowler1972]

Here’s a revolutionary idea. Why not stay in, not drink, not meet any women and both get yourselves healthier and ready for the wives that you profess to love but can’t be arsed to put any effort towards. Life is not an Irvine Welsh novel and there’s nothing nobly tragic about martyring your families to drink and drugs. Grow the fuck up

That’s one way of looking at it.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Was Nantwich not a girl?

Bell wringer.