Shit sports

[KMD7]

I'd love to go to a baseball or American football match if I'm honest.  Looks ace. 

[Cardie]

Been watching the Kabbadi shite for the past half hour, no fucking clue whats going on.

 

5 men in pink are holding each others hands, a guy in yellow has taken exception to that kind of behavior and has tried to flying kick one of them in the bollocks, now five of them have got one of the guys in pink on the four and are kicking the shit our of him.

 

Not sure this is the message to be sending on Pride day but the ref is letting it go.

[King Emlyn]

You're not getting worse than Kabbadi you might as well close the thread, is it some kind of elaborate joke or something?

[Trumo]

Oh mommy, oh daddy, we gon' play kabbadi!

[Remmie]

I've played Kabaddi and it's great fun to play

[stringvest]

Coarse fishing. Catch a fish, unhook it and return it to the water. Shite.

Au contraire. They're normally left high and dry, thrashing about impotently while the fisherman has fucked off down the pub.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Darts. Bunch of fat pissheads watched by a bunch of fat pissheads, all repeatedly getting exactly the same score until one gets too pissed and misses.

Darts is a great shout.

 

Every other sport I can be arsed thinking of, it's not just what you do, it's how you affect what your opponent is able to do.  There's none of that in darts.  You take your turn.  Other player takes their turn.  It's OK to play, as long as you don't take it seriously.  But as a spectator sport?  Nah.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Women's f**tball.

 

What was it recently ? The world ranked number 3 women's team Australian Sheila's were beaten by a team of 15 year old boys from Newcastle ? Well when I say beaten, I mean fucking destroyed, 8 nil. And when I say Newcastle, I don't mean Newcastle United, I mean Newcastle Australia.

 

There's far more "quality" to be seen on the Rec on a Sunday morning, played by a bunch of overweight beer bellied 40 somethings with ddgy knees and hangovers.

 

These shrews get OBE's and the like ?

 

It's a total and utter shambles, joke, pitiful, disgraceful fucking nose rubbing exercise in shennaniganising bullshittering wankerishness.

 

Not a fan.

Negged for missing the point of the thread.

 

"Women's football" isn't a sport.  Football is a sport.  It is played by men, women and children.  It is played by disabled and non-disabled people.  It's played by full-time professionals and part-time amateurs.  It's played at all sorts of standards - but it's still the same sport.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Mate, they're making a horse dance.

 

I'm not a fan and I wouldn't make a point of watching it, but the very idea is nothing short of amazing to me.

Like beatboxing; obviously it takes skill, but why would anyone want to do it?

[AngryOfTuebrook]

I will throw Rugby into the mix, they seem to love it down here in London (middle upper class thing) big football matches have been fucked off a few times in Pubs where I live for it on tele and there's hardly and passion or atmosphere from the packed Pub watching it.

 

It only seems to be the International matches anyone's interested in, plus there's two different versions to it why not combine them to make the sport bigger?

Fuck the fuck off!

 

The simple reason is that, in England, Rugby Union is followed exclusively by cunts while Rugby League is a decent sport followed by decent, working class Northerners.

[TheHowieLama]

Like beatboxing; obviously it takes skill, but why would anyone want to do it?

 

much less watch it

[Bjornebye]

I'd love to go to a baseball or American football match if I'm honest. Looks ace.

Mate, baseball is fucking mental. Saw the Mets last year at CitiField. Random as fuck. Didn't have a clue what was going on. Just got pissed and laughed my head off.

[KMD7]

Mate, baseball is fucking mental. Saw the Mets last year at CitiField. Random as fuck. Didn't have a clue what was going on. Just got pissed and laughed my head off.

Ha ha. That's why I'd love to go to one. Just for the experience. Not knowing the first thing about the rules wouldn't matter.

 

[General Dryness]

Like beatboxing; obviously it takes skill, but why would anyone want to do it?

 

Why does anybody do anything?

[TheHowieLama]

Why does anybody do anything?

Bitches, coin and power.

[Bjornebye]

Ha ha. That's why I'd love to go to one. Just for the experience. Not knowing the first thing about the rules wouldn't matter.

 

Half way through some fella dressed as a baseball came on the pitch and started firing t-shirts out of a cannon into the crowd, much to the delight of all present. My bird turned to me and said "is this what its like at the match then?" 

 

"erm no love."

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Why does anybody do anything?

[General Dryness]

That would make sense.

[Rico1304]

My cousins lad took up fencing last year. Today he flies out as part of the UK team.

[Harry Squatter]

Any of those horses jumping over logo model events that posh twats get gold medals for in the Olympics. Polo is a posher version of that sport Rambo plays with the Afghans in Rambo 3 before the Russians blow up their village.

[VladimirIlyich]

Polo teams only started using a ball when they ran out of poor brown people to hit.

[The Golden Eel]

I actually saw a water polo match when I was at the leisure centre last week. That was pretty weird

[VladimirIlyich]

I actually saw a water polo match when I was at the leisure centre last week. That was pretty weird

Did the horses wear snorkels?

[Carvalho Diablo]

I'd love to go to a baseball or American football match if I'm honest.  Looks ace.

 

I can tell that you've obviously never seen the mighty Cleveland Browns in action.

[Rico1304]

Polo teams only started using a ball when they ran out of poor brown people to hit.

The game was invented in Persia.