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Bullshit You've Fallen For

Vincent Vega

By Vincent Vega,
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Vincent Vega Grand Master

Vincent Vega

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I like to think I'm pretty savvy and know my shit, but one of my mates had me completely fooled when he told that James Hunt the former F1 champion and international playboy played lead guitar on the Meatloaf track Bat Out Of Hell. He was completely deadpan when he said it, and I didn't think it was that ridiculous or far fetched. It was about a year after he said that we heard the song again and he said "Remember when I told you James Hunt played guitar on this? What a tit you are." followed by hilarious laughter at my stupidity. I didn't let on that I'd only just realised what he'd lied about a year earlier was still a weird fact in my mind.

 

Anyone else fallen for similar bullshit from mates?

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I once told my mate that you were not allowed to shit in the bogs on planes before his first ever flight. Two years later, he had just got back from Thailand and told me how bad the flight had been coming home as he needed a shit really badly and was fucked with stomach pain for hours.

 

I nearly pissed myself when he told me. Two fucking years and he still didn't realise I was having him on.

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I once told my mate that you were not allowed to shit in the bogs on planes before his first ever flight. Two years later, he had just got back from Thailand and told me how bad the flight had been coming home as he needed a shit really badly and was fucked with stomach pain for hours.I nearly pissed myself when he told me. Two fucking years and he still didn't realise I was having him on.

He's either as fucking stupid as you are or it didn't happen.

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When I was 15 some lad in sixth form said that if you ever went into the Lisbon the bouncers would knock you out and let all the punters gang rape you in the bogs. He also said there was a place upstairs called the Imperial Leather Suite where local MPs would take rent boys. He said that if you tried to book a room in there you had to do its year in advance as it was so popular. He never told us how he knew all this but I took it as gospel.

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