What's the reason?

[Fugitive]

And this seems an opportune moment to take a Puppybreak so that everyone can calm down and enjoy looking at the cute puppies.

 

 

This is their future...

 

[milky]

I see the puppies and it works: feel all calm, relaxed, then read the text under saying 'kill them' repeated over and over again.

 

Some sneaky shit, that.

[Coro]

Bet you are.

 

5 foot 5 tops.

 

If that makes you feel better then you think away, Tom.

 

I've a casual interest in Rugby League.

 

I might go and troll some Rhinos fans and see how it feels to be you.

 

I'm bored already.

[Major Tom]

If that makes you feel better then you think away, Tom.

 

I've a casual interest in Rugby League.

 

I might go and troll some Rhinos fans and see how it feels to be you.

 

I'm bored already.

 

Erm.....ok.

 

Strange, little, angry man

[Whelan]

That one was mine.

 

You're a touchy cunt, ain't ya. Anyone who is so wound up by tags needs to close down their computer and quit the Internet.

 

Sorry mate - I didn't like it, and the others. but my problem isn't what is said in the tags but more the fact that tags are anonymous. It was a comment in general, not really aimed at what was said in this thread.

 

And considering the way that the thread has turned into a cuntathon - In comparison I don't think i'm that touchy!

 

But you're right, I do admit to not having much patience for stuff like that.

[brucespanner]

Yes, I do, you angry little turd.

 

Are you short?

 

Just asking.

 

You seem angry, Tom. Not me.

 

I'm not short. Are you short, Tom?

 

Would that make you feel better if I said I was short, Tom? I could do that if you like, Tom?

 

Tom, you said you only had a casual interest in LFC and football in general.

 

You're not objective, Tom.

 

Bye, Tom.

 

Like fucking spastics arguing over which crayon is the best flavour!

 

Give it a rest you fucking halfwits.

[Major Tom]

Like fucking spastics arguing over which crayon is the best flavour!

 

Give it a rest you fucking halfwits.

 

He started it.

[Coro]

 

Strange, little, angry man

 

Tom, you cant substantiate that.

 

I can however substantiate that you know little about football or indeed Liverpool FC and that you take pleasure out of others because they have a particular passion you'll never understand.

 

It doesn't mean I'm angry when pointing that out, Tom. When taking it all into account it merely makes a mockery of you being on here and acting the way you do, Tom.

 

It's very straightforward, Tom. Don't squirm, just go calmly.

[brucespanner]

He started it.

 

Don't care who fucking started it!

 

I'd bang your heads together but fear it'd create a spark which led to an original thought in your empty fucking heads.

[Whelan]

If only there was somewhere I could go to get away from all the arguing! I'd even consider paying for it, another forum which is nicer and more polite?

 

Anyone been on mumsnet?

[Ranxerox]

The site should have more pop-ups and banners, these would be disabled for subscibers.

[Liverpool lad]

Anyone sum this up for me?

[Major Tom]

If only there was somewhere I could go to get away from all the arguing! I'd even consider paying for it, another forum which is nicer and more polite?

 

Anyone been on mumsnet?

 

Netmums is way better. More relaxed and less bitchy.

[brucespanner]

Tom, you cant substantiate that.

 

I can however substantiate that you know little about football or indeed Liverpool FC and that you take pleasure out of others because they have a particular passion you'll never understand.

 

It doesn't mean I'm angry when pointing that out, Tom. When taking it all into account it merely makes a mockery of you being on here and acting the way you do, Tom.

 

It's very straightforward, Tom. Don't squirm, just go calmly.

 

Coro I have no fucking idea who the fuck you are, neither do I care in all honesty, but for the love of fucking Jove shut your fucking face, you're just making yourself look like a silly, incomplete, little man.

[brucespanner]

Anyone sum this up for me?

 

[Whelan]

Anyone sum this up for me?

 

You seemed to have spent your money well!

[Fugitive]

Anyone sum this up for me?

 

Some people pay.

Some people don't pay.

Some people tag.

Some people hate tags.

Some people offend.

Some people get offended.

Everybody but Xerxes dislikes Major Tom.

[Coro]

Coro I have no fucking idea who the fuck you are, neither do I care in all honesty

 

What a stupid thing to say. After all that's been said, you come in with this.

 

I don't even ...

 

Another paid up member with a whole load of self importance. Really thinking about signing up now and turning my name gold.

 

Ho holy hell, Batman.

 

Where's that Stewart Lee quote, hang fire Bruce this is speshaly for you.

[Magic Sponge]

 

What a stupid thing to say. After all that's been said' date=' you come in with this.

 

I don't even ...

 

Another paid up member with a whole load of self importance. Really thinking about signing up now and turning my name gold.

 

Ho holy hell, Batman.

 

Where's that Stewart Lee quote, hang fire Bruce this is speshaly for you.[/quote']

 

Fucking hell, are you this fucking boring and unfunny in real life?

[Guest ShoePiss]

Got loads of the stuff, 10 day wiltshire cure, 8 hour applewood smoke. Real bacon at last.

[brucespanner]

What a stupid thing to say. After all that's been said, you come in with this.

 

I don't even ...

 

Another paid up member with a whole load of self importance. Really thinking about signing up now and turning my name gold.

 

Ho holy hell, Batman.

 

Where's that Stewart Lee quote, hang fire Bruce this is speshaly for you.

 

..And you have no idea who I am, that's the point you fucking moron, we're on an anonymous website, plying our InTernEtz trades via sobriquets of our own creation.

 

I was offering you advice, but you're to thick to see that.

 

Just expire you tedious cunt.

[Coro]

Fucking hell, are you this fucking boring and unfunny in real life?

 

Here he is TLW's new head of advertising.

 

How would you like me to spice up this text on a screen.

 

Should I start a running commentary like you in every thread -

 

'Boring cunts'

 

'Bullheads'

 

'Boring cunts'

 

?

[Dan]

This is a great fucking website, its the best LFC forum on the net, and if it costs 25quid a year to keep it going, then just fucking pay it. If you cant afford it, fair enough thats fine. But if you just "wont" because this kind of forum is ten a penny like major tom said, then fuck off and dont come back. Wouldnt mind he has over 4000 posts, and on here everyday.

 

That pissed me off, and I will use the powers I paid for to neg the shit out of em

[Coro]

..And you have no idea who I am, that's the point you fucking moron, we're on an anonymous website, plying our InTernEtz trades via sobriquets of our own creation.

 

 

So, why mention that you have no idea who I am?

 

You're not making any sense, Bruce.

 

Gareth Bale's on drugs, eh.

[Guest ShoePiss]

What a fucking embarrassment. 'Members' indeed.