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[Guest The Big Green Bastard]

 

Everton take employing ballboys to whole new level.

[robslappa]

 

SP: "Aisle 'itler".

 

Scott Parker was convinced his disguise would work after he was dropped behind enemy lines.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

 

Abramovich's refusal to guarantee players futures leaves troubled glares for Lampard and Torres.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Some new ones...

 

 

All : "You saw me standing alone, Without a dream in my heart...."

 

[EA - Thinks "Damn, I wish I was still at City!"]

 

[sP - Thinks "Damn, I love Mel Torme!"]

[robslappa]

 

"Jeremy, what do you mean I've failed the DNA test?"

 

 

"Tony, you need to calm down. The results are back, it's clear he's not yours."

 

 

"Of course he's mine, he's my boy".

 

 

"Erm, let's meet Tony's son"

 

 

"Papa, tell me it's not true"

[goatboy59]

 

"I could use the 'over ten times' trick......nah, I never close enough to one of them to talk to"

[Trumo]

Revelations about illiteracy and bank accounts in dog's names merely added to the surreal nature of the Harry Redknapp court case.

 

Court clerk: Please state your name for the record.

HR: My name...is Michael Caine. Not a lotta people know dat.

[goatboy59]

 

"I could use the 'over ten times' trick......nah, I never close enough to one of them to talk to"

 

"I could use the 'over ten times' trick......nah, I never got close enough to talk to one"

 

Stupid fingers.

[RedBrian84]

 

Referee: "What's he singing?"

Baines: "I dunno, he's always doing it"

Parker: "Wait, you'll love this one, We'll meet again, don't know where, don't know when...."

[Preston Red]

 

"Just let your souuuuuuuuuuul gl........................perhaps not!"

[dave u]

Come on, surely we can come up with something for this beauty

 

[Antynwa]

 

MERDERIN REDSHITE

[milky]

 

 

The feeling of winning anything was so alien to Moyes, that even the prospect of a throw-in was utopia.

[Cij]

 

 

Raheem Sterling strikes again.

[RobbieOR]

Gav's 'During the War' one was quality. Had me on stitches for ages.

[Trumo]

Gav's 'During the War' one was quality.

 

Agreed. As is Cij's Raheem Sterling gag above.

[Bobby Hundreds]

 

"We wants it, we needs it. Must have the precious. They stole it from us. Sneaky little hobbitses. Wicked, tricksy, false!"

[Russ Atmosphere]

 

Carra: You've got a miniature Patrick Barclay there mate.

[Kevin D]

Come on, surely we can come up with something for this beauty

 

 

Will anything from the Suarez photoshop thread be going in?

[Russ Atmosphere]

 

That's the fing Scotty, the head of the jury, I only fackin signed 'im for Bournemouth in '84!

[Russ Atmosphere]

 

When the sirens went we would run to Holborn tube station as fast as we could...

[RobbieOR]

 

Carra reacts to Paulie Dangerously's show of affection.

[Cij]

 

 

JC: Jonjo, that is not what Kenny meant by "get stripped"!!

[Ezekiel 25:17]

 

“As soon as it happened you knew something was seriously wrong, clearly nobody was expecting it, the ground fell silent and we just watched as it unfolded, some fans were crying and holding each other, the rest just couldn’t believe what was happening”

 

Roberto Di Matteo after Torres scored.

Edited March 20, 2012 by Ezekiel 25:17

[goatboy59]

 

Ha! Coloccini!

 

 

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