Donald Trump

[Vincent Vega]

He loves everybody.
 

Some of the comments under this Tweet are brilliant.

 

[Anubis]

Fucking hell, he brought the media in to listen to Pence lick his arse, then kicked them out. Listen to the officials shout at the media who try to ask questions.

 

 

 

[Captain Turdseye]

Is he blitzed?

 

 

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

3 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Is he blitzed?

 

 

Melania has been pegging him all night, while he nengs crushed adderall

[Anubis]

When you realise you’re stuck in a nightmare. Quality exasperation at the end....

 

 

 

[Anubis]

 

 

[Scott_M]

The Donald has been saying this morning he can’t understand why people have been calling helplines asking for advise on taking cleaning fluids and takes no responsibility for this. 
 

[Dr Nowt]

[Bjornebye]

4 hours ago, Anubis said:

 

 

That is terrifying 

[Trumo]

You see shit like that in America, and suddenly that giant glass dome from the Simpsons movie doesn't seem like such a bad idea.

[TheHowieLama]

On 06/11/2019 at 09:43, TheHowieLama said:

@Ne Moe Imya If McConnell thinks it will cost them a majority in the Senate they will flush Trump faster than he has let Giulani spin down the drain. 

 

And so it begins:

 

Senate majority leader Mitch McConnell is suggesting Trump should shorten his White House briefings.

Asked by the Washington Post whether the White House should shorten the briefings, the Republican Senate leader said that was “probably a good idea.”

 

Senate majority whip John Thune similarly said the briefings should focus on exerpertise from public health officials like Dr Anthony Fauci.

“I would say for any politician that you know, on a subject like this, you definitely want to give the experts the microphone and the platform as much as possible,” Thune said.

[Trumo]

39 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

And so it begins:

“I would say for any politician that you know, on a subject like this, you definitely want to give the experts the microphone and the platform as much as possible,” Thune said.

 

Isn't that what they are doing anyway? After all, nobody knows more about any given topic than Donald Trump.

[TheHowieLama]

 

[Creator Supreme]

6 hours ago, Trumo said:

You see shit like that in America, and suddenly that giant glass dome from the Simpsons movie doesn't seem like such a bad idea.

Be some fucking dome to cover Hawaii, Alaska, and the lower 48!

 

The Donald would still make money off it!

[TheHowieLama]

2 minutes ago, Creator Supreme said:

Be some fucking dome to cover Hawaii, Alaska, and the lower 48!

 

The Donald would still make money off it!

He is gonna have Canada pay for it.

[Creator Supreme]

2 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

He is gonna have Canada pay for it.

Sounds about right!

[polymerpunkah]

[stringvest]

Look everyone!  Shiny things!

 

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/apr/27/pentagon-releases-three-ufo-videos-taken-by-us-navy-pilots

 

[Dougie Do'ins]

 

[Dougie Do'ins]

 

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

 

To be fair..... 

[TheHowieLama]

Mike Pence on why he was the only person in the entire Mayo clinic not wearing a mask:

 

“As vice president of the United States, I’m tested for the coronavirus on a regular basis, and everyone who is around me is tested for the coronavirus.”

“And since I don’t have the coronavirus, I thought it’d be a good opportunity for me to be here, to be able to speak to these researchers, these incredible healthcare personnel and look them in the eye and say thank you.”

 

 

Apparently Mike didn't realize that their eyes would not have been covered by his mask.

[Em City]

 

[Captain Turdseye]

42 minutes ago, Em City said:

 

Unreal!

[Anubis]

Poor Trump. With everything he’s going through....