What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Mudface]

[Bjornebye]

“Crispy smoked bacon” let’s fucking see shall we 

[Fugitive]

This has to be one of the worst things that has ever happened to me. I’m fucking shaking with anger.

 

The have given me uncooked streaky fucking bacon, the sausage was cooked on an ice cube, the toast is literally only toasted on one side, the hash brown has been raped in transit and they added fucking beans.

 

 

[Bjornebye]

Hahahahahahahahaha 

[TheHowieLama]

3 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Hahahahahahahahaha 

This

[Fugitive]

I’ve just realised that there was no black pudding or haggis, the fucking absolute twats.

[TheHowieLama]

Plain white bread....

[Fugitive]

1 minute ago, TheHowieLama said:

Plain white bread....

Toasted on one fucking side

[Mook]

Fuge is ending up in Barlinnie.

[Fugitive]

I have actually complained about this one and Deliveroo took about 30 seconds to refund the money as a credit.

 

Fuck you, Kilmurry.

 

 

[TheHowieLama]

It would still be a shit deal if they paid you to eat it.

[Jairzinho]

What's the thing that looks like someone has glued bits of popcorn together?

[Pidge]

1 hour ago, Fugitive said:

This has to be one of the worst things that has ever happened to me. I’m fucking shaking with anger.

 

The have given me uncooked streaky fucking bacon, the sausage was cooked on an ice cube, the toast is literally only toasted on one side, the hash brown has been raped in transit and they added fucking beans.

 

 

Needs beans

[Fugitive]

3 minutes ago, Jairzinho said:

What's the thing that looks like someone has glued bits of popcorn together?

I think it was supposed to be scrambled egg but I’m not 100% sure.

[Special K]

Thick cunt Lee Anderson trying to start a culture war over the worst fry up I've ever seen

 

 

https://twitter.com/LeeAndersonMP_/status/1792830107947848023?t=czqgQacMPcd90qDg2tc7Lg&s=19

[Mudface]

2 minutes ago, Special K said:

Thick cunt Lee Anderson trying to start a culture war over the worst fry up I've ever seen

 

 

https://twitter.com/LeeAndersonMP_/status/1792830107947848023?t=czqgQacMPcd90qDg2tc7Lg&s=19

 

Hope he didn't spend more than 30p on that shite.

[Pidge]

He'll claim much more than 30p for it.

[Elite]

3 hours ago, Captain Willard said:

I’m on a big weight loss drive mainly powered by expensive injections so this morning I turned down the all expenses cooked breakfast at the airport for this. 

Is that a nettle?

[Anubis]

Fuge, do you ever get the feeling that these places know you're an Englishman?

 

I mean, seriously.....

 

[Anubis]

It;s alive. Its looking at me through the camera lens.

[Elite]

5 hours ago, Fugitive said:

This has to be one of the worst things that has ever happened to me. I’m fucking shaking with anger.

 

The have given me uncooked streaky fucking bacon, the sausage was cooked on an ice cube, the toast is literally only toasted on one side, the hash brown has been raped in transit and they added fucking beans.

 

 

You filthy cunt.

[Fugitive]

1 hour ago, Anubis said:

Fuge, do you ever get the feeling that these places know you're an Englishman?

 

I mean, seriously.....

 

I’m more inclined to believe that the Scottish can’t cook a fucking fry up properly, the cunts.

 

[Vincent Vega]

4 hours ago, Special K said:

Thick cunt Lee Anderson trying to start a culture war over the worst fry up I've ever seen

 

 

https://twitter.com/LeeAndersonMP_/status/1792830107947848023?t=czqgQacMPcd90qDg2tc7Lg&s=19

Might’ve known that prick would be an anti-beaner. He’s typical of their sort. 
 

[Vincent Vega]

6 hours ago, Fugitive said:

This has to be one of the worst things that has ever happened to me. I’m fucking shaking with anger.

 

The have given me uncooked streaky fucking bacon, the sausage was cooked on an ice cube, the toast is literally only toasted on one side, the hash brown has been raped in transit and they added fucking beans.

 

 

Fucking hell Fugitive, have you got a death wish?

[Karl_b]

6 hours ago, Fugitive said:

This has to be one of the worst things that has ever happened to me. I’m fucking shaking with anger.

 

The have given me uncooked streaky fucking bacon, the sausage was cooked on an ice cube, the toast is literally only toasted on one side, the hash brown has been raped in transit and they added fucking beans.

 

 

 

You know that clichéd saying about the definition of madness...

 

You mad cunt. Repped.