What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[KMD7]

22 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Are they roasties? Fucking hell mate I'd have hosed every cunt in there down 

Grim times mate. 

[Trumo]

2 hours ago, KMD7 said:

Went with the veggie option in a cafe in Galway this morning as  I've been put salty foods since the Op. It was alright apart from the egg on the left which was burnt underneath. The beans were their own made butter beans in a spicy sauce, was lovely. The spinach was just tasteless sludge. Came with Sourdough Toast and tea.  €7.95.

 

Do your worst.

 

 

 

 

 

"Dere's more to Oirlund dan dis!"

 

I hope so mate, I really do.

[Remmie]

On 25/08/2020 at 10:28, The Gaul said:

 

I've never seen an egg yoke look like a used urinal cake before

[Barrington Womble]

2 hours ago, Remmie said:

I've never seen an egg yoke look like a used urinal cake before

You need to look more in this thread! Haha. 

[Remmie]

Just waiting for my veggie breakfast £6.95 at Chaplins in Dover. 

 

Yes I ordered coffee, about to spend 3+ hours travelling with my toddler and baby son

 

[KMD7]

5 minutes ago, Remmie said:

Just waiting for my veggie breakfast £6.95 at Chaplins in Dover. 

 

Yes I ordered coffee, about to spend 3+ hours travelling with my toddler and baby son

 

Didnt know you had a recent addition to the family Rem. Congrats to you both

[Remmie]

6 minutes ago, KMD7 said:

Didnt know you had a recent addition to the family Rem. Congrats to you both

Thanks mate, there is a post about it on the being a father for the 2nd time thread

[Remmie]

Originally would have had mandatory beans, which I rightly refused, it also came with hash browns which I swapped for mushrooms with my wife. 

 

The veggie sausages were the sort that had carrot and peas in them, I can eat them but don't really enjoy them. These were nice and 

crispy on the outside but ultimately disappointing. The mushrooms were well cooked..... on one side and barely on the other, they were quite watery and didn't taste of much. The tomato was cooked properly and was suitably juicy, not bad. The eggs looked awful with a crust underneath and pot marks to rival a world of warcraft convention, I think they used a bit too much oil and heated up too hot before the long drop into the pan, then cooked in a ring, not sure how I feel about that. Having said all that they actually tasted pretty damn good, the yolk was cooked through but still runny and went well with the already buttered toast (in triangles!!!). 

 

The coffee had nice foam with chocolate but was quite bitter and I think they used too fine a grind setting as there were small bits of residue in it, I've been watching too much Hoffman. 

 

5/10 - some enjoyable parts but definitely could do better

[Elite]

22 minutes ago, Remmie said:

Originally would have had mandatory beans, which I rightly refused, it also came with hash browns which I swapped for mushrooms with my wife. 

 

The veggie sausages were the sort that had carrot and peas in them, I can eat them but don't really enjoy them. These were nice and 

crispy on the outside but ultimately disappointing. The mushrooms were well cooked..... on one side and barely on the other, they were quite watery and didn't taste of much. The tomato was cooked properly and was suitably juicy, not bad. The eggs looked awful with a crust underneath and pot marks to rival a world of warcraft convention, I think they used a bit too much oil and heated up too hot before the long drop into the pan, then cooked in a ring, not sure how I feel about that. Having said all that they actually tasted pretty damn good, the yolk was cooked through but still runny and went well with the already buttered toast (in triangles!!!). 

 

The coffee had nice foam with chocolate but was quite bitter and I think they used too fine a grind setting as there were small bits of residue in it, I've been watching too much Hoffman. 

 

5/10 - some enjoyable parts but definitely could do better

That looks drier than the menopause.

[Mudface]

I'd be eating the nearest animal if someone served me that muck.

[Bruce Spanner]

26 minutes ago, Remmie said:

Originally would have had mandatory beans, which I rightly refused, it also came with hash browns which I swapped for mushrooms with my wife. 

 

The veggie sausages were the sort that had carrot and peas in them, I can eat them but don't really enjoy them. These were nice and 

crispy on the outside but ultimately disappointing. The mushrooms were well cooked..... on one side and barely on the other, they were quite watery and didn't taste of much. The tomato was cooked properly and was suitably juicy, not bad. The eggs looked awful with a crust underneath and pot marks to rival a world of warcraft convention, I think they used a bit too much oil and heated up too hot before the long drop into the pan, then cooked in a ring, not sure how I feel about that. Having said all that they actually tasted pretty damn good, the yolk was cooked through but still runny and went well with the already buttered toast (in triangles!!!). 

 

The coffee had nice foam with chocolate but was quite bitter and I think they used too fine a grind setting as there were small bits of residue in it, I've been watching too much Hoffman. 

 

5/10 - some enjoyable parts but definitely could do better

We’re the enjoyable parts the surroundings and the company as there’s fuck all on that plate that’s enjoyable.

[TheHowieLama]

Eggs look like a time lapse of the moon - complete with craters.

[Mook]

26 minutes ago, Elite said:

That looks drier than the menopause.

I'd rather eat the menopause than that fucking disgrace.

[Pete]

1 hour ago, Remmie said:

Originally would have had mandatory beans, which I rightly refused, it also came with hash browns which I swapped for mushrooms with my wife. 

 

The veggie sausages were the sort that had carrot and peas in them, I can eat them but don't really enjoy them. These were nice and 

crispy on the outside but ultimately disappointing. The mushrooms were well cooked..... on one side and barely on the other, they were quite watery and didn't taste of much. The tomato was cooked properly and was suitably juicy, not bad. The eggs looked awful with a crust underneath and pot marks to rival a world of warcraft convention, I think they used a bit too much oil and heated up too hot before the long drop into the pan, then cooked in a ring, not sure how I feel about that. Having said all that they actually tasted pretty damn good, the yolk was cooked through but still runny and went well with the already buttered toast (in triangles!!!). 

 

The coffee had nice foam with chocolate but was quite bitter and I think they used too fine a grind setting as there were small bits of residue in it, I've been watching too much Hoffman. 

 

5/10 - some enjoyable parts but definitely could do better

Where's the fucking bacon???

[TheHowieLama]

17 minutes ago, Pete said:

Where's the fucking bacon???

In the back yard eating Remmies breakfast

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

17 hours ago, KMD7 said:

Went with the veggie option in a cafe in Galway this morning as  I've been put salty foods since the Op. It was alright apart from the egg on the left which was burnt underneath. The beans were their own made butter beans in a spicy sauce, was lovely. The spinach was just tasteless sludge. Came with Sourdough Toast and tea.  €7.95.

 

Do your worst.

 

 

 

 

I bet young Spartan warriors were made to eat that as their final rite of passage.

[Curly]

2 hours ago, Remmie said:

Originally would have had mandatory beans, which I rightly refused, it also came with hash browns which I swapped for mushrooms with my wife. 

 

The veggie sausages were the sort that had carrot and peas in them, I can eat them but don't really enjoy them. These were nice and 

crispy on the outside but ultimately disappointing. The mushrooms were well cooked..... on one side and barely on the other, they were quite watery and didn't taste of much. The tomato was cooked properly and was suitably juicy, not bad. The eggs looked awful with a crust underneath and pot marks to rival a world of warcraft convention, I think they used a bit too much oil and heated up too hot before the long drop into the pan, then cooked in a ring, not sure how I feel about that. Having said all that they actually tasted pretty damn good, the yolk was cooked through but still runny and went well with the already buttered toast (in triangles!!!). 

 

The coffee had nice foam with chocolate but was quite bitter and I think they used too fine a grind setting as there were small bits of residue in it, I've been watching too much Hoffman. 

 

5/10 - some enjoyable parts but definitely could do better

The only plus point I can take from that picture, is that the shape of the eggs will have enabled you to get a fair bit of distance on them when you lashed them across the restaurant 

[Bjornebye]

2 hours ago, Remmie said:

Originally would have had mandatory beans, which I rightly refused, it also came with hash browns which I swapped for mushrooms with my wife. 

 

The veggie sausages were the sort that had carrot and peas in them, I can eat them but don't really enjoy them. These were nice and 

crispy on the outside but ultimately disappointing. The mushrooms were well cooked..... on one side and barely on the other, they were quite watery and didn't taste of much. The tomato was cooked properly and was suitably juicy, not bad. The eggs looked awful with a crust underneath and pot marks to rival a world of warcraft convention, I think they used a bit too much oil and heated up too hot before the long drop into the pan, then cooked in a ring, not sure how I feel about that. Having said all that they actually tasted pretty damn good, the yolk was cooked through but still runny and went well with the already buttered toast (in triangles!!!). 

 

The coffee had nice foam with chocolate but was quite bitter and I think they used too fine a grind setting as there were small bits of residue in it, I've been watching too much Hoffman. 

 

5/10 - some enjoyable parts but definitely could do better

Knowing you’re a vegetarian I was ok with this until I noticed the toast sliced in the Tory way and now I want you to smash the place up 

[Tony Moanero]

2 hours ago, Remmie said:

Originally would have had mandatory beans, which I rightly refused, it also came with hash browns which I swapped for mushrooms with my wife. 

 

The veggie sausages were the sort that had carrot and peas in them, I can eat them but don't really enjoy them. These were nice and 

crispy on the outside but ultimately disappointing. The mushrooms were well cooked..... on one side and barely on the other, they were quite watery and didn't taste of much. The tomato was cooked properly and was suitably juicy, not bad. The eggs looked awful with a crust underneath and pot marks to rival a world of warcraft convention, I think they used a bit too much oil and heated up too hot before the long drop into the pan, then cooked in a ring, not sure how I feel about that. Having said all that they actually tasted pretty damn good, the yolk was cooked through but still runny and went well with the already buttered toast (in triangles!!!). 

 

The coffee had nice foam with chocolate but was quite bitter and I think they used too fine a grind setting as there were small bits of residue in it, I've been watching too much Hoffman. 

 

5/10 - some enjoyable parts but definitely could do better

Repped for refusing beans.

[Karl_b]

2 hours ago, Remmie said:

Originally would have had mandatory beans, which I rightly refused, it also came with hash browns which I swapped for mushrooms with my wife. 

 

The veggie sausages were the sort that had carrot and peas in them, I can eat them but don't really enjoy them. These were nice and 

crispy on the outside but ultimately disappointing. The mushrooms were well cooked..... on one side and barely on the other, they were quite watery and didn't taste of much. The tomato was cooked properly and was suitably juicy, not bad. The eggs looked awful with a crust underneath and pot marks to rival a world of warcraft convention, I think they used a bit too much oil and heated up too hot before the long drop into the pan, then cooked in a ring, not sure how I feel about that. Having said all that they actually tasted pretty damn good, the yolk was cooked through but still runny and went well with the already buttered toast (in triangles!!!). 

 

The coffee had nice foam with chocolate but was quite bitter and I think they used too fine a grind setting as there were small bits of residue in it, I've been watching too much Hoffman. 

 

5/10 - some enjoyable parts but definitely could do better

This is an absolute disgrace. Repped.

[Strontium]

2 hours ago, Remmie said:

Originally would have had mandatory beans, which I rightly refused, it also came with hash browns which I swapped for mushrooms with my wife. 

 

The veggie sausages were the sort that had carrot and peas in them, I can eat them but don't really enjoy them. These were nice and 

crispy on the outside but ultimately disappointing. The mushrooms were well cooked..... on one side and barely on the other, they were quite watery and didn't taste of much. The tomato was cooked properly and was suitably juicy, not bad. The eggs looked awful with a crust underneath and pot marks to rival a world of warcraft convention, I think they used a bit too much oil and heated up too hot before the long drop into the pan, then cooked in a ring, not sure how I feel about that. Having said all that they actually tasted pretty damn good, the yolk was cooked through but still runny and went well with the already buttered toast (in triangles!!!). 

 

The coffee had nice foam with chocolate but was quite bitter and I think they used too fine a grind setting as there were small bits of residue in it, I've been watching too much Hoffman. 

 

5/10 - some enjoyable parts but definitely could do better

 

I'd eat that, although it's a bit dry. Some sort of legume in sauce would set that right off.

[Trumo]

3 hours ago, Remmie said:

Originally would have had mandatory beans, which I rightly refused, it also came with hash browns which I swapped for mushrooms with my wife. 

 

The veggie sausages were the sort that had carrot and peas in them, I can eat them but don't really enjoy them. These were nice and 

crispy on the outside but ultimately disappointing. The mushrooms were well cooked..... on one side and barely on the other, they were quite watery and didn't taste of much. The tomato was cooked properly and was suitably juicy, not bad. The eggs looked awful with a crust underneath and pot marks to rival a world of warcraft convention, I think they used a bit too much oil and heated up too hot before the long drop into the pan, then cooked in a ring, not sure how I feel about that. Having said all that they actually tasted pretty damn good, the yolk was cooked through but still runny and went well with the already buttered toast (in triangles!!!). 

 

The coffee had nice foam with chocolate but was quite bitter and I think they used too fine a grind setting as there were small bits of residue in it, I've been watching too much Hoffman. 

 

5/10 - some enjoyable parts but definitely could do better

 

Warm bread with sunflower spread on it. A couple of dog chews. Eggs nicked from discarded McMuffins. Tinned mushrooms. At least the tomatoes have been grilled properly. I know of a lifelong vegetarian who converted to a normal diet after getting fed up of the paucity of fare on offer for those who do not wish to munch on animal flesh. I suspect this sort of thing helped him see the light.

[Bruce Spanner]

Just received this fucking horror show at Balincourt, Bournemouth.

 

No idea what it tasted like as I threw it at them in disgust.

 

-1/10 for ruining my morning.

[YorkshireRed]

3 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

Just received this fucking horror show at Balincourt, Bournemouth.

 

No idea what it tasted like as I threw it at them in disgust.

 

-1/10 for ruining my morning.

Throw it at them! You should ride the BMW they’ve provided as a free gift right through the centre of the place. 
 

I once downed a bottle of whiskey and chucked most of it up in a drain. Whatever’s in that bean pot reminds me of that. 
 

No fan of cooked tomatoes anyway but leaving the leaves on is just taking the piss. They’re basically calling you a cunt. 
 

Make sure you take everything worth having from the table. The jam and cutlery look ok. If you’re not going to wreck the place with the free car, leave the BMW. You’ve suffered enough. 

[Guest]

35 minutes ago, Bruce Spanner said:

Just received this fucking horror show at Balincourt, Bournemouth.

 

No idea what it tasted like as I threw it at them in disgust.

 

-1/10 for ruining my morning.

They should be paying you to eat that.