My son is such a twat

[lifetime fan]

No, they made him take it off before they left. Though the Deputy Head said he thought it was really funny and would have let him keep it on if he'd had his way.

 

My Mum made me laugh though; she said she was really relieved that he'd been made to change because she was "worried sick" about him going to Manchester dressed as a banana in case he was mistaken for a City fan and had his head kicked in by a load of dirty Mancs.

 

How old is she?

 

I hope she is a young granny.

[Trumo]

I posted this yesterday:

 

I imagine the school teachers did a head count. In which case, I hope your son said, "Come Mr Tally Man, tally me banana."

 

And SKI repped it with the comment "Daytrip come and he wants to go home..."

 

Brilliant!

[Joe Le Taxi]

I showed my kids the photo. He is now their hero.

 

I'm more amazed you show your kids this forum! Is your son funnier than you? :whistle:

[Kevin D]

KopiteLewis in making discreet overtures to Ris's son shocker.

[Joe Le Taxi]

It isn't what it looks like!

[She Knows It]

Pop quiz: He goes into town to buy a birthday present for a close family member (aka Nick Leeson). Being the unimaginative little toad he is, the only thing he can think to buy is a big box of chocolates. However, said big box of chocolates will only cost 20% of his budget. So what else does he buy?

 

 

 

Answer: Another 4 identical big boxes of chocolates.

[Karl_b]

Fucking Leeson, I hope he's sick!

[Kevin D]

Bump.

 

Hall of famer?

[SoMuch4Gravity]

I miss her brother

[Anubis]

Classic. But acter all this time I know what her son should have bought Leeson for his birthday - lifts for his shoes.