Cure for Hangover

[Tom R]

When I used to drink, I used to moderate the hangover by getting my hangover preparation kit ready before going out, then hitting it before going to bed.

 

Two pints of water to rehydrate you.

 

Two paracetamol to control your body temperature whilst asleep.

 

Two slices of marmite on toast to line your stomach and give you back some salt and stuff.

 

Now of course, I don't have to bother. Marvelous.

 

This is also good practice: The pre-emptive strike.

[norwichlfc]

Ok seriously what i find works is this.

 

If i find myself getting really pissed i get a pint of coke and 2 pint of water and drink both. Then get some fresh air. The coke raises your metabolism and water rehydrates you

[She Knows It]

here is my cure-all solution and you have my word and utmost GUARANTEE that it works every single time. I've refined this over the last year or so and I now do it most Saturday or Sunday mornings.

In fact, i did it this morning having last night drank a whole bottle of brandy. Ouch.

 

1 x barocca in a pint of water

1 x St John's Wort tablet

2 x Ibuprofen

1 x Milk thistle tablet

2 x paracetamol

 

Knock back all those pills on an empty stomach with the pint of barocca.

Then 5 minutes later have 2 poached eggs on dry toast, no butter, that's greasy and won't sit well on your little tummy tum tum.

 

Replacing lost salts is one of the best ways to recover, so If you can stomach it - sometimes I can, sometimes i can't - then without doubt you should also have an Andrew's and drink it whilst it's fizzing. If you can't stomach it, then have some ready salted crisps after you've had your eggs and that.

 

Only after half an hour, and I mean at LEAST half an hour, can you have a coffee for a caffeine hit. Any sooner and it will dehydrate you further before your berrocca has had a chance to compete.

 

i absolutely promise you all that if you do all of this, then within half an hour you will be right as rain again.

 

Egg whites contan some magic shit that helps with a hangover, St John's Wort is a natural endorphin happy juice releaser, the baroccas will replenish your vitamin levels and re-hydrate you, the Milk thistle works miracles with your liver (get it in tescos for about £2 for 40, likewise st John's Wort), and the paracetamol and ibuprofen will knock spots off your headache... or future headache if you're still drunk when you wake up!

 

Try it. All of you.

 

You can all thank me and rep me massively later.

 

Fucking hell, that reads like Michael Jackson's autopsy report.

[.PsEatMyShorts.]

2 syndol and a pint of water before bed = winner

[Remmie]

Prevention is always key for me, unfortunately I always fucking forget to drink water, If I do happen to remember, between pints at the pub is best because by the time you are home chances are you will forget. Also not being a colossal twat and mixing your drinks, something I also do constantly.

 

If it's too late and you have forgotten to prevent I hate eating and drinking, though I know it ultimately is for my best I tend to feel much worse afterwards, seems to accelerate the nausea. Water, Barocca and Andrews salt usually helps somewhat but what works best is exercise. Unfortunately that feels as desirable as getting you ball sack ripped off by a thundercunt.

 

Going out and getting cunted again is the only thing that works for me 100% though.

[d.k.E.]

Think she may need one...[YOUTUBE]HbDBSm8BUoU[/YOUTUBE] :eek:

[Paulie Dangerously]

Take a Resolve/alkaseltzer plus in a pint of water BEFORE you go to sleep

 

Works every time

[Cortinaman666]

Get on Sirco Juice - it's a miracle drink. It's supposed to improve your blood circulation (it's got some tasteless extract of tomatoes in it that proven to be beneficial to your heart) one of the side-effects is that it stops you getting bad hangovers. Have 250ml of it every day and you won't look back.

 

I had a shit load of lager/rum/vodka last night and felt right as rain this morning but my two drinking colleagues still feel like boiled shite now.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Dioralyte

Ibuprofen

Multivit

Water

 

No hangover.