Bird fancying amnesty thread

[Fowlers God]

I made a mistake with Mel B ok? The sooner people stop reminding me about it the sooner we can all move on with our lives.

 

Handbags.

[Anubis]

It's a dilemna. You know she's tainted by the sweaty hairy lardarse cockwit - but then imagine how sad he would be when he finds out you'd been there (and written "YNWA, Fatboy" on her arse with a red biro).

 

I'll need to think about this.

 

Film yourself doing her wearing a certain sporting shirt, and then send it to him.

[loadsoftrophies]

This thread is losing focus badly. Johnni i gotta neg you man, are you riding a supermodel?

 

Damn gotta spread it first.

[Total Longo]

Does Eamonn Holmes' missus, Ruth Langsford, count as amnesty material?

 

 

I'd bum her out of pure spite. Hopefully with him tied to a chair and forced to watch.

 

I mean I find her on the whole completely average but oh Lordy it would be worth it to see her other half weep.

[Stouffer]

Kim Woodburn.

 

 

Dirty Girl.

[RedinSweden]

Kim Woodburn.

 

 

Dirty Girl.

 

Cheers Stouff. Thread back on track.

 

Some of you others, BEHAVE!

[Guest davelfc]

Julia Sawalha

 

 

Anna Botting

 

 

 

And here she is showing her cunt.

[Mel Wood]

It seems to be an absolute minefield, this amnesty lark. If you fancy them it's hard to see them as amnesty material, surely?

 

Anyway, does Kima out of The Wire count?

 

If not, then the blonde midget chick that lives in Tuebrook, that I see crossing West Derby Road sometimes, all dolled up for a night out.

 

3 foot of hotness, there.

[old skool tom]

i know it wrong but i everytime i see gavins mum from 'gavin & stacey' i get turned on.i'm 33 is that wrong or forgivable?

 

actually i dont fooking care, I LOVE YOU PAM!

 

[Mendoza]

 

On the left.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Kim Woodburn.

 

 

Dirty Girl.

Keep the gloves on, darlin'. (6)

[AngryOfTuebrook]

I've been inspired by the "Women in Power" thread.

 

First - an evil Tory-hearted "Blair Babe" cunt

Caroline Flint MP

 

Next - two women I genuinely respect (and therefore feel guilty about having impure thoughts when they're talking about rights and freedom and stuff)

Aung San Suu Kyi

 

Shami Chakrabati

[Fowlers God]

Shami Chakrabati

 

Thats a bloke right?

[Paulie Dangerously]

Ya'lled get f'ed in the a from me snoop yo

[dirty_sanchez]

Caroline Flint is not amnesty material. Amnesty denied.

[Monster Masch]

This thread was started on my 16th birthday. That is something.

 

... what about Hollyoaks yummy mummy/granny

 

[redheart]

Monster-Masch...no way is that amnesty material...either get with the programme or get the fuck out if this thread.....

 

No man up and post some munters

[dirty_sanchez]

Frankie from Hollyoaks is prime MILFage. Amnesty denied.

[Thants]

Haliwell is completely fucking mental.

 

and one of the ugliest women in the world. Deffo amnesty. I wouldn't touch her with yours.

[Thants]

Julia Sawalha

 

Negged.

[Monster Masch]

Apologies, i did not take time to read the thread title properly and then I had a quick glimpse through previous images above and i seen ruth langford, so it made sense then.

[Skidfingers McGonical]

Id do the other one too. :whistle: I dont know what it is but i alwas had a thing about Kimmy and Aggy.

 

I think you would just about shag anything

 

Yes Simon would, he pointed out he would goose Feltz no questions asked.

[Anubis]

Yes Simon would, he pointed out he would goose Feltz no questions asked.

 

At the same time as Yakubu.

[CherylFan]

Sophie Raworth

Rachel Allen

[Anubis]

I wouldn't have said Rachel Allen is amnesty material, provided it's the tv chef we're talking about.