Dominik Szoboszlai - Welcome to Liverpool

[VladimirIlyich]

5 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Holy fuck.

 

 

Is Klopp's neck still on it's summer holidays?

[Carvalho Diablo]

 

[VladimirIlyich]

1 minute ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

 

That's a fail right there.

[Carvalho Diablo]

 

[VladimirIlyich]

He'll be scoring under 21 goals against Germany next. Can't fail.

[Carvalho Diablo]

 

[Sugar Ape]

 

 

 

 

[El Rojo]

[Bourbon]

46 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

“Ho, the girls from Icelandic Air…”

 

”Alright, let me get the inverted No 8 out of here…”

[El Rojo]

Some people on here owe John Henry a BIG apology. Few of us meeting up tomorrow to scrape some barnacles off his current yacht. DM me for details if you want to join in - you don’t have to be crazy, but it might be an advantage lol !! 

[Section_31]

2 minutes ago, El Rojo said:

 

That's the face I pull when I talk to any woman under 30 and am trying not to cum.

[Carvalho Diablo]

 

[Carvalho Diablo]

4 minutes ago, El Rojo said:

Philly's found his crayons.

[El Rojo]

Just now, Section_31 said:

 

That's the face I pull when I talk to any woman under 30 and am trying not to cum.

It’s like someone’s cousin who everyone says looks like Klopp but really doesn’t. ‘Put on the cap and glasses and do the face, Steve…go on!’ 

[Chip Butty]

Please don’t be shit. 

[El Rojo]

8 minutes ago, Chip Butty said:

Please don’t be shit. 

Big money midfielder coming in from Leipzig? I think we’ll be absolutely fine. 

[Remmie]

32 minutes ago, El Rojo said:

A sweepstake has now been opened over who will be the first to make this their avatar

[dave u]

Me.

[Red Shift]

8 hours ago, Spy Bee said:

I just tried to tel a work colleague about this and accidentally spat right in his eyeball. The omens are good!

Dominik Slobbered-on-me.

[Red Shift]

10 hours ago, Megadrive Man said:

Dominik Szoboszlai: Liverpool in talks to sign RB Leipzig midfielder - BBC Sport

 

Anybody know anything about him?

He’s the next Premier League Mega Star is what he is, and we’re get’n him.

[El Rojo]

1 minute ago, dave u said:

Me.

Fucker! I thought I was in the clear and all. 
 

It’s a belter though. Fair play to @Section_31 for finding it. It’s even better than the actual signing.

[El Rojo]

[AngryOfTuebrook]

50 minutes ago, El Rojo said:

Some people on here owe John Henry a BIG apology. Few of us meeting up tomorrow to scrape some barnacles off his current yacht. DM me for details if you want to join in - you don’t have to be crazy, but it might be an advantage lol !! 

I'll scrape barnacles off Linda's bilge-pump, if that's any help.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

13 minutes ago, Red Shift said:

He’s the next Premier League Mega Star is what he is, and we’re get’n him.

He'll be like a new signing.

[Pidge]

1 hour ago, El Rojo said:

The lad from redmentv finally managed to grow a beard?