Tory Cabinet Thread

[AngryOfTuebrook]

22 hours ago, Section_31 said:

The replies are what you'd imagine. 

21 people with combined sentences of 64 years = average of just over 3 years. If that mean is skewed by the longer sentences of those convicted for rape and sexual offences against children, then there must be loads of petty criminals among those being deported out of their home country, for the crime of being foreign.

[Section_31]

2 minutes ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

21 people with combined sentences of 64 years = average of just over 3 years. If that mean is skewed by the longer sentences of those convicted for rape and sexual offences against children, then there must be loads of petty criminals among those being deported out of their home country, for the crime of being foreign.

It's just wrong on every level. Wrong that they're equation illegal immigration to crime, wrong that they're using sate apparatus to propagate political agendas.

[Barrington Womble]

On 30/06/2022 at 21:05, johnsusername said:

Maybe. It's certainly a mindset that they think they can do what they want, when they want, to who they want, and get away with it. 

Have you seen the Jimmy saville documentary on Netflix. There's a bit where they ask him either what is the best thing about his fame or what would he miss about his fame and he said something like "when you get to a certain level in society, you get a freedom from rules others don't and you get to do what you want". I think this is exactly the problem with these tory cunts. 

[magicrat]

Any new scandals ? Bit bored with Pincher and it's nearly lunchtime . Could do with knowing today's true blue senior Tory kiddie fiddler/ rapist/porn watching/ treasonous / corrupt., nepotistic arse groping scumbag to vent my spleen upon .  

[Barrington Womble]

35 minutes ago, magicrat said:

Any new scandals ? Bit bored with Pincher and it's nearly lunchtime . Could do with knowing today's true blue senior Tory kiddie fiddler/ rapist/porn watching/ treasonous / corrupt., nepotistic arse groping scumbag to vent my spleen upon .  

Alex says hi. 

[Anubis]

Is that where we are now? Football signing style banners to celebrate deporting people, instead of just a normal press release?

[Kepler-186]

Tory Britain. 
 

Liverpool City Region will be a Charter City with Peel Ports in charge. 
 

https://medium.com/@cormack.lawson/charter-cities-the-real-reason-for-brexit-and-the-bigger-picture-4de80dbb69fb

 

Integrated Care Systems now run NHS England.

 

 

[Barrington Womble]

1 hour ago, Anubis said:

Is that where we are now? Football signing style banners to celebrate deporting people, instead of just a normal press release?

If ever you wanted to see what this was all about, that tweet shows us exactly. It's even worse it's the tweet from the government. If would have been distasteful enough had it been sent out by conservative hq. 

[skend04]

https://www.thenational.scot/news/20157149.tory-mp-accused-spiking-four-men-date-rape-drug-licking-victims-nipple/?ref=twtrec

 

Willard will know who this is. Use TLW privilege to name the culprit.

[YorkshireRed]

I was in a private members club yesterday. Granted it was a working mens club, not one of those posh joints they have in that there London. 
 

Despite the obvious unspoken signals I unleashed, my goolies remained unfondled for the duration. 
 

In the end I left, muttering loudly to anyone who could hear that “If I wanted to avoid my private parts being ignored, I’d have stayed home with the wife”.

 

I’m seriously considering refusing to pay my annual subscription of £4.50 (you also get a free drink) if the committee don’t sort this shit out. 

[Anubis]

The Times. How about you fuck off.
 

[Rushies tash]

39 minutes ago, Anubis said:

The Times. How about you fuck off.
 

I presume they mean the right kind of offspring. Not the immigrant kind. Or council estate.

[YorkshireRed]

35 minutes ago, Anubis said:

The Times. How about you fuck off.
 

I saw this and reflected.

 

1. Someone thinks this is a plausible idea.

2. Someone decided to write it down and offer it up for use in a national newspaper.

3. At least one other person agreed that it could be included in a national newspaper. 
4. They expect their readers to consider the idea plausible. 
 

Of course, they may be being deliberately radical and/or adopting a devils advocate stance, but I doubt it. 
 

It’s a dangerous suggestion, gives ammunition to pro life campaigners who will accuse women who want the right to choose of being traitors to their country, as well as to the god they claim to be representing on earth. 
 

In isolation this might just be a crackpot proposal that will be forgotten before the Yorkshire puddings are served, but I think it’s just one of a million things that, when all put together, are shaping a society of control and division.

 

In short, they can fuck off. 

[lifetime fan]

You had some cunt from the torygraph on daily politics last week having a go at Megan and Harry because they said they only wanted two children. 
 

They can’t even pretend to hide their hate and bile anymore. 

[johnsusername]

 

[Numero Veinticinco]

On 01/07/2022 at 14:11, skend04 said:

Arse Pincher not having the whip withdrawn by the looks of it. Anything to keep his acolytes on his side.

What’s the point in being in government if you can’t feel people up when you want to? Seriously, not sure why everybody is so ‘touchy’ about it. 

[Section_31]

6 minutes ago, Numero Veinticinco said:

What’s the point in being in government if you can’t feel people up when you want to? Seriously, not sure why everybody is so ‘touchy’ about it. 

Agree with this. Some of the talent among the help in Parliament is absolutely top drawer.

[littletedwest]

10 hours ago, skend04 said:

https://www.thenational.scot/news/20157149.tory-mp-accused-spiking-four-men-date-rape-drug-licking-victims-nipple/?ref=twtrec

 

Willard will know who this is. Use TLW privilege to name the culprit.

Dated 22nd May so I think I can hazard a guess given this weeks news

[Arniepie]

39 minutes ago, johnsusername said:

 

Spot on.

It's the entire circus..all that braying in Parliament 

It's like a fucking playground

[Kevin D]

50 minutes ago, Numero Veinticinco said:

What’s the point in being in government if you can’t feel people up when you want to? Seriously, not sure why everybody is so ‘touchy’ about it. 

Cancel culture strikes again.

 

Once he said “sorry, I had too much to drink” that should have been the end of the matter, as it has been for thousands of years.

[littletedwest]

Remember at a managers meeting at my old job a manager telling us he had to be a notetaker in a disciplinary for a manager in a different region who apparently flopped his cock out on a birds shoulder when she was sat down. 

It went quiet until I said " political correctness has gone mad"

[polymerpunkah]

https://memes.getyarn.io/yarn-clip/de16eaa5-8902-4ed8-a9d7-87d6df9cd7cf

 

[lifetime fan]

2 hours ago, Kevin D said:

Cancel culture strikes again.

 

Once he said “sorry, I had too much to drink” that should have been the end of the matter, as it has been for thousands of years.

Let’s not get too carried away with the tory cunt.
 

I’ve used that excuse in every relationship I’ve ever been in. 

[Mathewbet1]

The Pincher groped, almost the right surname!

[Mathewbet1]

On 01/07/2022 at 19:01, Harry's Lad said:

Is it his?

If it has a blonde quiff, looks confused and spouts bullshit then yes!