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Everton (A) 3/3/19


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He got up off the chair and straightened out his Jeans. His balls were sweaty after being hugged tightly between both of his legs.
He often wondered about the life of his balls, housed in a dark and hot environment. Day after day, night after night, sweaty and stinking.
Nightime in winter was the only time he felt some relief if he left the duvet off. But then his legs would complain about the cold.

"Fuck sake" was all he could utter.

 

He walked over to the mantlepiece and took out a Marlboro. He sparked it up and took a huge deep drag. He looked at the photo on the wall of his father in-law in his Everton shirt from 1981 and blew the smoke from his long drag right into the photo. "Hahahaha" he chuckled. "Come on Redmen!!!"

 

We're fuckin shite.

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Fuck this these are shite, their home form is awful they've lost 4 out of the last 6 at home and their only 2 wins in 2019 are against Huddersfield and cardiff. Not arsed it's a derby there's no excuse for not twatting this lot. Make it as toxic as they like they're still shit.

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We have shown them far too much respect in the last couple of Goodison derbies ( To be fair I vaguely remember Solanke and Ings starting last year ).

 

Forget all all of the hoopla about derbies , see them for what they are , a mid-table side,  start like Wednesday and keep our feet on their throats. 

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3 hours ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Everton will be absolutely desperate for this. It's their biggest game since the 80s a chance to knock Liverpool off the top of the league. We must win by hook or crook.

That could be to our advantage.  Their best hope is to play a proper disciplined, professional team performance to contain us (the way Bayern and United did). If they try to outplay, outrun or outfight us - as I suspect the toxic crowd will demand - they will be spanked back into their rightful place.

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3 hours ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Everton will be absolutely desperate for this. It's their biggest game since the 80s a chance to knock Liverpool off the top of the league. We must win by hook or crook.

The fans deffo think that but I don't get that vibe from the players or manager. This is the first group in a long time that don't seem like they've been whipped up into all that people's club shit. Moyes had a lot to answer for with that shit. 

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53 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

But they are a big club...

Everything by one them posted on here looks like a Red on a wind-up, but they can't all be. Bizarre stuff.

 

This time last week I was dreading the trip to Old Trafford. Can't wait for this Sunday afternoon.

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