Has anyone done a DIY course?

[Dr Nowt]

 

Dead easy: https://roadupward.wordpress.com/2013/03/19/painting-rocks-on-the-kitchen-floor/

 

Never knew you tiled Fred Flinstone's gaff.

[Numero Veinticinco]

What the fuck is that shite.

I think it's an excellent job. Painting over all those fucking stones with a nice clean coat of white. Keep up the good work.

[Lee909]

Nails the tiles to the wall for a secure fit

[Mr T]

I did a 1 day course on electrics and have been rewiring houses, doing electrics in bathrooms etc ever since. Great value for money.

[Oh Buoy]

I did a 1 day course on electrics and have been rewiring houses, doing electrics in bathrooms etc ever since. Great value for money.

 

[Trumo]

I did a 1 day course on electrics and have been rewiring houses, doing electrics in bathrooms etc ever since. Great value for money.

 

Things sure have changed from the days when you were transforming knackered old tractors into Panzer tanks.

[TheHowieLama]

Move to a hotel.

[Anubis]

 

Doesn't look that different to Col's one day course on cooking breakfasts...

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Sorry Mr. Self improvement.

Get yourself an elrctric tile cutter about £50, use good adhesive and grout and take your time.

[Guest]

I can do it for you. Here is an example of my previous work.

 

[Dave D]

Not to disrespect a professional, but tiling is pretty straightforward. As others have said, youtube and DIY stores have websites which have some very good videos on how to do most things. 

The grouting is the messy job and goes against your logic- you spend a day carefully fixing a wall of tiles, checking they are level and spaced etc. They look really neat and your well chuffed- the next day you absolutely cake them in grout making them look a right bloody mess until you wipe them down  

[cloggypop]

Make sure you buy a box of matches