Roberto Firmino

[Gym Beglin]

@ViktorFagerLFC: Ronaldinho: “For #LFC to have Coutinho & Firmino is a big achievement for them. They'll have one of the most exciting midfield’s in Europe."

 

@ViktorFagerLFC: Ronaldinho: "The creativity, intelligence, and goals they have between them can change #LFC as a team, it is a big sign of intent."

 

@ViktorFagerLFC: Ronaldinho: "If you can’t score goals as a striker in a team with Coutinho and Firmino in midfield then you wont score goals in any team."

Danny Ings = Golden Boot winner with 73 goals in all comps.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

@ViktorFagerLFC: Ronaldinho: “For #LFC to have Coutinho & Firmino is a big achievement for them. They'll have one of the most exciting midfield’s in Europe."

 

@ViktorFagerLFC: Ronaldinho: "The creativity, intelligence, and goals they have between them can change #LFC as a team, it is a big sign of intent."

 

@ViktorFagerLFC: Ronaldinho: "If you can’t score goals as a striker in a team with Coutinho and Firmino in midfield then you wont score goals in any team."

 

*Does a sex on some inanimate objects*

[Russ Atmosphere]

*Does a sex on some inanimate objects*

 

[Gnasher]

Anyone know if this is

 

A, Rodgers signing

 

B, a moneyball signing

 

C, a transfer committee signing,

 

D, an Ian Ayre signing

 

E, a signing by Linda, the lovely wife of J Henry who pouted " stop beating me around the bush John i need a fucking Brazilian, sort it fucking out"

 

 

Need to know, if its an E I'm all in.

[el nino laff]

I love Tuesdays.

[WhiskeyJar]

I love Tuesdays.

Indeed.

[Tony Moanero]

He's fucking shit.

[ben48]

Anyone know if this is

 

A, Rodgers signing

 

B, a moneyball signing

 

C, a transfer committee signing,

 

D, an Ian Ayre signing

 

E, a signing by Linda, the lovely wife of J Henry who pouted " stop beating me around the bush John i need a fucking Brazilian, sort it fucking out"

 

 

Need to know, if its an E I'm all in.

E mate

without a doubt.

[WhiskeyJar]

He's fucking shit.

It must be nice to state and feel the exact opposite of reality.

[Bjornebye]

How is he going to pass his medical when Zaf Iqbal has gone? 

 

 

Ayre is too busy patting himself on the back to realise we don't have a Doctor anymore. You knew it was too good to be true. 1st July will come and all the new signings will turn up ready to do their medicals and there'll be nobody there.

 

[Boss]

[El Dangerous]

Ian Ayre likes a cardie doesn't he, even in South America. That's the only negative thing that can be said of him today, it's a good day to be Ian Ayre.

[Stickman]

Sure it's been posted but can't be arsed traipsing back through the Firmino love in thread...

 

https://instagram.com/p/38_foJS78-/

[Bjornebye]

As has been pointed out about SD on the MF, this won't go well. 

[Jairzinho]

As has been pointed out about SD on the MF, this won't go well. 

 

What?

[Boss]

Ian Ayre likes a cardie doesn't he, even in South America. That's the only negative thing that can be said of him today, it's a good day to be Ian Ayre.

 

"It's better to live one day as a lion than a thousand days as a lamb" - Ian Ayre (24th June 2015)

[Dr. J]

Anyone know if this is

 

A, Rodgers signing

 

B, a moneyball signing

 

C, a transfer committee signing,

 

D, an Ian Ayre signing

 

E, a signing by Linda, the lovely wife of J Henry who pouted " stop beating me around the bush John i need a fucking Brazilian, sort it fucking out"

 

 

Need to know, if its an E I'm all in.

 

Liverpool transfers follow the laws of quantum mechanics. Thus there are only two permissible states of signings: Rodgers or the Committee. Following Shrodinger, each transfer exists simultaneously in space/time and, following Heisenberg, the real one not the tv guy, the actual state can only be known when the transfer is observed. Then, following general relativity, i.e. the pov of the observer, shiteness or getinness can be determined, and the transfer may be attributed to one of the possible states. In the advent of new transfer particles, see the geordieoaf, or in this case, the firmino, spin can be determined in advance, without the need of observation.

 

In the event of a transfer particle, an aspas, meeting its counterpart, an anti-aspas, the world ends.

[Guest davelfc]

@ViktorFagerLFC: Ronaldinho: “For #LFC to have Coutinho & Firmino is a big achievement for them. They'll have one of the most exciting midfield’s in Europe."

 

@ViktorFagerLFC: Ronaldinho: "The creativity, intelligence, and goals they have between them can change #LFC as a team, it is a big sign of intent."

 

@ViktorFagerLFC: Ronaldinho: "If you can’t score goals as a striker in a team with Coutinho and Firmino in midfield then you wont score goals in any team."

 

[Denny Crane]

Anyone know if this is

 

A, Rodgers signing

 

B, a moneyball signing

 

C, a transfer committee signing,

 

D, an Ian Ayre signing

 

E, a signing by Linda, the lovely wife of J Henry who pouted " stop beating me around the bush John i need a fucking Brazilian, sort it fucking out"

 

 

Need to know, if its an E I'm all in.

 

If he's a success here, I think we should give Klopp the credit after their meeting in May.

[TheHowieLama]

The committee has played a blinder here.

[Caramac]

Sure it's been posted but can't be arsed traipsing back through the Firmino love in thread...

 

https://instagram.com/p/38_foJS78-/

 

So good, it had to be giffed.

 

[zigackly]

Raphael HonigsteinVerified account ‏@honigstein

R Firmino: Talk of a PL move started - or "was started" - in May. I'm not convinced he's top 4 material yet. Great talent but inconsistent.

 

Raphael Honigstein ‏@honigstein Jun 15

@moneyroseTS really? I'd say scoring 16 goals one season and 7 the next is the definition of inconsistent

 

There's no doubt that Honigstein knows his German football, so I think it was a bit disingenuous of him to neglect to mention the complete change in Hoffenheim's style of play between the season he scored 16 and the season he scored 7.

 

Still, it gets him retweets, I suppose ...

[Russ Atmosphere]

The committee has played a blinder here.

Said plenty last year. Squad depth, rid of the biter, leader at the back, goals everywhere, etc.

[Josef Svejk]

 

 

Why the fuck is Iago Aspas's father still knocking around?

[General Dryness]

So let me get this straight, people around here have been saying that a player is ace for ages, and now the club have gone and signed him? A player that the fans actually wanted? Who might actually be good? For a reasonable price?

 

I don't know when I stepped through the wormhole to an alternate dimension, but I reckon I'll stay here.