*Shakes head* Everton again.

[razor]

I thought it was quite funny until the last bit.

 

I see all the Blues enjoyed the fifth point best. Yes, I think we ALL enjoyed NUMBER FIVE.

 

A teacher too, apparently. Nice.

 

I remember once being lectured to by a blue nose about something or other (probably Sniffer Clarke). It took him about five minutes for it to descend into an aggressive rant in my face that resulted in his friends (and mine) having to pull him away.

 

I don't think I said a word. Actually, thinking about it, I probably did...

 

But we shouldn't tar them all with the same brush. This man is a sociopath. And he's just going to get worse.

 

C'mon RED MEN!

[firelightez]

wow. That is one bitter cunt.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Just makes me laugh. They're a disgrace to Merseyside

[Paulie Dangerously]

His twitter account indicates he lives in Leeds as well. That's not walking distance to Goodison Park

[RedBrian84]

I feel better for reading it. I had no idea I was a "Shankly Shunning" cunt until I read this. I must find this fine example of a human being and thank him for pointing it out to me.

 

I would also like to see his research notes he used to help him compile his articulate and insightful piece. And then tell him he forgot to call me a "Bigger Club Cunt".

 

 

 

 

 

 

The cunt.

[Harry Squatter]

He forgot to mention that they had undersoil heating before us.

[Lee909]

I think he thinks we are cunts.

[sparta7]

They do things with "dignity" at The Tip dont they?

 

People say they would miss the Derby if they werent about. Personally I'd forgo them without a problem if it meant relegation for them and then going out of business. I could say I hate them but I cant as I wouldnt waste it on them.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

If we win the FA cup he'll top himself.

 

That's all the motivation any of our players should need.

[Guest ShoePiss]

They do things with "dignity" at The Tip dont they?

 

People say they would miss the Derby if they werent about. Personally I'd forgo them without a problem if it meant relegation for them and then going out of business. I could say I hate them but I cant as I wouldnt waste it on them.

 

It's things like that on the previous page which ensures I'll always want them in the top flight. I want them to be able to see and smell our success but never fucking get there.

 

Fuck that idea of them in the lower leagues, nah I want them in the prem and us rubbing their noses in it time and time again. Oh and I have plenty of family and friends who are blues, they're alright and never come out with bile like that, at least not in my presence.

[silverlining]

I love beating the Bitters, but I can't hate them as most of my family are Blues.

 

As for relegation, I would miss the derby, and as a city I think it's good to have two clubs in the top division, but it would be fucking hilarious, if only for one season.

[King Gheedorah]

Wow. Now that's bitter.

[Whelan]

I think it is a great rant!

 

I would love to dissmiss him, but I suspect had I been dropped on my head and been a blue, it is exactly how I would be.

[lifetime fan]

 

 

I would.

[Trumo]

I heard a fella say on SSN a while back that Everton is a profitable asset for any billionaire to have.

 

If I had to guess, I'd say it was probably Tom Cannon.

 

A teacher too, apparently. Nice.

 

When his students find out it was him, I'd fully expect them to be merciless in taking the piss.

[JER]

It would seem that every forum has an '18-5'

[Unrighteous]

Hmmmm. Let me see.

 

Moyes. 10 years. No trophies.

Dalglish. 10 months (ok, 13 months). Trophy.

 

What makes me laugh is that they don't realise how funny it is for us that they're so wound up by it. Pissed myself reading all the comments. Particularly the one about it going worldwide. Everton? Worldwide? As if.

 

Yeah, reading some seriously bitter bitters' tripe is like watching a great comedian doing his best stand up. It'll seriously cause damage from laughing so goddamn hard.

[JER]

 

"Meeerdereeers!!!!!!!!"

[Paulie Dangerously]

Big Gay Bill is having a one off role in Corrie as Bettys son the Mirror reports today.

 

Couldn't make it up

[Reacher]

Wow, some vitriol there. I'd nearly forgotten how bad they could get.

[rubble-rouser]

They don't care what we say ...

[Furmedge]

 

If I had to guess, I'd say it was probably Tom Cannon.

 

 

[JER]

Big Gay Bill is having a one off role in Corrie as Bettys son the Mirror reports today.

 

Couldn't make it up

 

Lot of scenes with Sean coming up then..

[navbasi]

"upside down scarf waving cunts...."

 

That made me laugh.

[goatboy59]

If I had to guess, I'd say it was probably Tom Cannon.

 

 

Another deluded mongrel.