Worst film you have ever seen

[General Dryness]

On The Waterfront.

 

That's a recommendation by the way.

 

Robocop 3 for worst film, I'm sure he flies in it. Or anything with Adam Sandler.

 

I'm feeling that, brother. Talentless, unfunny, punchable faced shitkicker. I honestly wish he would just fuck off. Die or retire, makes no odds to me, just stop squatting on the world and squirting films out of your anus.

[Bjornebye]

Was going to have a look at that later as well. Mainly because of the Johansson factor.

 

I need a decent recommendation for a film, worked out the other day that most pre -1970 films i haven't seen. Apart from Vertigo, The Great Escape, The Leone Westerns and Bond films.

 

Good old films, someone recommend me one.

Its utter garbage. Have you seen Kellys Heroes?!

[General Dryness]

Was going to have a look at that later as well. Mainly because of the Johansson factor.

 

I need a decent recommendation for a film, worked out the other day that most pre -1970 films i haven't seen. Apart from Vertigo, The Great Escape, The Leone Westerns and Bond films.

 

Good old films, someone recommend me one.

 

Where Eagles Dare.

[Total Longo]

Deffo seen Where Eagles Dare, loved that, I think i've seen bits of Kelly's Heroes as my auld fella loved it. 

[Lurtz]

I've watched some utter shite but for the sheer, gut-wrenching disappointment and open mouthed horror it has to be Phantom Menace.

[Anny Road]

Chappie

[the chimp]

Yesh, that left me truly deflated that Mike. Jar Jar fucking Binks and an obnoxious littler cunt as Anakin Skywalker. I was looking really forward to Gangs of New York and the only thing that made me watch it hrough to the end was that I'd already stuck in for an hour and a half. I went to see Troy with my mate and said the immortal lines "there's now way they can fuck this up," Ten minutes in and I knew I was wrong, spectacularly wrong. Same goes for Alexander, but at least I had the beautiful Roasria Dawson to ogle. The only film I think I've actually stopped watching, however - walked out of - was Invincible with Billy Zane in it. It was, and is, the worst film I've ever seen.

[Dougie Do'ins]

Independence Day.

 

Probably best that's all I say as the mental scars are still very much with me. 

[Harry Squatter]

Internet's great for this. I've watched the mentioned scene and not a second more of that film. Capital cheeks on Janus, however Rocky from Boon's presence did, briefly, threaten to put me off my stroke.

Does she get her tits out ?. Nowadays she looks like an evil cat

[Bobby Hundreds]

Jaws 4 was pretty grim. Turns out the Shark has a vendetta and chases the sheriffs wife all the way to Hawaii or some place and she is terrified. Just don't go in the water you mad head scarf bitch. The effects were so shit so terribly terribly shit I need a mind rubber.

[Dr Nowt]

Does she get her tits out ?. Nowadays she looks like an evil cat

 

One, if memory serves. 

 

Not her best feature.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

If mammory serves.

[Dr Nowt]

You're the breast, Babb's.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

You're the breast, Babb's.

 

I'm always happy to drop a pun, but I think I'll nip this one in the bud.

[Boss]

There are some films that are so shit they're funny, then there's films that are just terrible with no redeeming qualities and then there's shit films without any redeeming features that also manage to destroy your childhood like Star Wars : Attack of the clones.

 

Yoda doing backflips and bouncing all over the room like a tennis ball, fuck right off Lucas. 

[Paul]

I've watched some utter shite but for the sheer, gut-wrenching disappointment and open mouthed horror it has to be Phantom Menace.

I hate all three of those films. However, each one has a great Star Wars moment. Actually the first two do. The third was so shit I've blanked it from my mind so I can't be sure whether it's true of that one too.

[aws]

Gone Girl was shaping up as a contender but I couldn't get past the first 30 minutes.

[Boss]

Gone Girl was shaping up as a contender but I couldn't get past the first 30 minutes.

 

It gets better as it goes on, the first 30 minutes are pure American schmaltz though.

[Mook]

I hate all three of those films. However, each one has a great Star Wars moment. Actually the first two do. The third was so shit I've blanked it from my mind so I can't be sure whether it's true of that one too.

I quite like the third one.

 

I've never watched the first two the whole way through because they were so boring.

[Torvald Utne]

I've walked out of 3 films in my life:

Universal soldier

Topsy Turvy (went in by mistake and left pretty sharpish)

Drive Angry

[mattyq]

Unbreakable

GI Joe

Tea with Mussolini

[Harry Squatter]

The New Barbarians, a Mad Max cheap rip off which has dummies in explosions and the baddies drive golf carts wrapped in tin foil to make them futuristic looking.

 

The baddies are called the Templars who are all gay and catch men, tie them up and bum them. They kill all the women.

[Harry Squatter]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lF1vvUDo_EE

 

The entire soundtrack is just some fella playing on a Casio keyboard.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Call me mad, but I'd watch that. I don't mind kitsch shit films, I find them infinitely more fun than stuff like Phantom Menace.

 

Made by the same fella who did Inglorious Bastards too, and it's got Fred Williamson in it. That's usually a sign it'll be so bad it's good.

[Dougie Do'ins]

Somehow, I think Battleship is about to usurp Independence Day.