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Hope this isn't true. Gerrard transfer request rumours.


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Why even bother posting this? Yeah, I'm sure our captain would hand in a transfer request out of the blue in January.

 

It probably is bullshit and hope to God it is. But if he wanted out then January would be the ideal time considering the transfer window is still open. Don't you think ?

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I predict it plays out like this:

 

Sunday: Gerrard goes to Purslow

Monday: Gerrard hands in transfer request

Tuesday: Gerrard records a panpipes version of Nothing Else Matters

Wednesday: Gerrard drives to Aberdeen in his bare feet in homage to Alan Partridge

Thursday: Gerrard shaves a face into the back of his head and changes his name by deed poll to Sebastian Weetabix

Friday: Gerrard spends £3m on a half man/half sheep corpse

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It probably is bullshit and hope to God it is. But if he wanted out then January would be the ideal time considering the transfer window is still open. Don't you think ?

 

 

No. If he ever did go, he would never, ever, ever jump ship mid-season. He has too much respect for the club to do that.

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I predict it plays out like this:

 

Sunday: Gerrard goes to Purslow

Monday: Gerrard hands in transfer request

Tuesday: Gerrard records a panpipes version of Nothing Else Matters

Wednesday: Gerrard drives to Aberdeen in his bare feet in homage to Alan Partridge

Thursday: Gerrard shaves a face into the back of his head and changes his name by deed poll to Sebastian Weetabix

Friday: Gerrard spends £3m on a half man/half sheep corpse

 

That's utter bollocks and you know it, they burnt the sheep. (hmmmm BBQ lamb)

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No. If he ever did go, he would never, ever, ever jump ship mid-season. He has too much respect for the club to do that.

 

You would hope so. But never say never as far as football players go. In hindsight i wished i'd never posted the thread, just end up in another free for all slagging Gerrard off et al. But a forum is for this sort of stuff. If i hadn't posted it then someone else probably would of.

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I predict it plays out like this:

 

Wednesday: Gerrard drives to Aberdeen in his bare feet in homage to Alan Partridge

 

I don't want to be a twat or anything, but Partridge drove to Dundee in his bare feet.

 

Driving to Aberdeen would be ridiculous.

 

Especially at this time of year.

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You would hope so. But never say never as far as football players go. In hindsight i wished i'd never posted the thread, just end up in another free for all slagging Gerrard off et al. But a forum is for this sort of stuff. If i hadn't posted it then someone else probably would of.

 

There will be a lot more of this to come and it will get worse. It wouldn't surprise me if we end up with just one thread entitled 'rumour bollocks' for it all.

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There will be a lot more of this to come and it will get worse. It wouldn't surprise me if we end up with just one thread entitled 'rumour bollocks' for it all.

 

Probably a good idea to have a rumour thread. In hindsight i should have just slipped it into the " Gerrard goes to Purslow thread. "

 

Apologies for starting another thread. Whole situation is getting everybody down at the moment. Like Chinese torture this season and all the bullshit surrounding the club is getting to the best of us. Think i'll go to bed and ask the missus for sympathy. But at 1 AM in the morning i fear a knock back.

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