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What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

ISeeRed

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Beans with a full English?  

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  1. 1. Beans with a full English?

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    • Nay, poke your beans up your bum, one at a time.
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Bjornebye Grand Master

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26 minutes ago, YorkshireRed said:

Hampson’s Garden Centre. Treated the wife to a small breakfast. 
 

£7.99 

 

The wife gave it 7/10.

 

I questioned how well cooked the sausage and hash brown were, but she considered them “acceptable”.

 

As you can see she left the beans.

 

I shall commence divorce proceedings imminently. 

 

 

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Good on her. I hope she takes you for everything. 
 

What did you have? 

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tokyojoe Grand Master

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2 hours ago, YorkshireRed said:

Hampson’s Garden Centre. Treated the wife to a small breakfast. 
 

£7.99 

 

The wife gave it 7/10.

 

I questioned how well cooked the sausage and hash brown were, but she considered them “acceptable”.

 

As you can see she left the beans.

 

I shall commence divorce proceedings imminently. 

 

 

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Your missus has good taste.

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Curly Grand Master

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2 hours ago, YorkshireRed said:

Hampson’s Garden Centre. Treated the wife to a small breakfast. 
 

£7.99 

 

The wife gave it 7/10.

 

I questioned how well cooked the sausage and hash brown were, but she considered them “acceptable”.

 

As you can see she left the beans.

 

I shall commence divorce proceedings imminently. 

 

 

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2 hours ago, Bjornebye said:


Good on her. I hope she takes you for everything. 
 

What did you have? 

 

1 hour ago, YorkshireRed said:


A coffee. 


Something sinister about buying someone a full English and then sitting watching them eat it with a coffee. You seedy bastard

 

 

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Bjornebye Grand Master

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19 minutes ago, Curly said:

 

 


Something sinister about buying someone a full English and then sitting watching them eat it with a coffee. You seedy bastard

 

 

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"Now let some bean juice dribble down your chin" 

 

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Curly Grand Master

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2 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

 

"Now let some bean juice dribble down your chin" 

 

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“You can’t bring hammers into the restaurant area, sir”

”Look, don’t ruin this for me, ok?”

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Mook Grand Master

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5 hours ago, YorkshireRed said:

Hampson’s Garden Centre. Treated the wife to a small breakfast. 
 

£7.99 

 

The wife gave it 7/10.

 

I questioned how well cooked the sausage and hash brown were, but she considered them “acceptable”.

 

As you can see she left the beans.

 

I shall commence divorce proceedings imminently. 

 

 

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Hampson's Garden Centre can throw shite at the moon.

 

One sausage bastards.

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Elite Grand Master

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5 hours ago, YorkshireRed said:

Hampson’s Garden Centre. Treated the wife to a small breakfast. 
 

£7.99 

 

The wife gave it 7/10.

 

I questioned how well cooked the sausage and hash brown were, but she considered them “acceptable”.

 

As you can see she left the beans.

 

I shall commence divorce proceedings imminently. 

 

 

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Well I guess that's one way of asking for a divorce.

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YorkshireRed Grand Master

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30 minutes ago, Mook said:

 

Hampson's Garden Centre can throw shite at the moon.

 

One sausage bastards.


Small breakfast. The regular version provided two additional sausages, one additional rasher, and an extra slice of toast for £2 more.

 

The wife can’t handle ‘regular sized’ though. She’s not used to them. 

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Mudface Grand Master

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1 hour ago, YorkshireRed said:


Small breakfast. The regular version provided two additional sausages, one additional rasher, and an extra slice of toast for £2 more.

 

The wife can’t handle ‘regular sized’ though. She’s not used to them. 

 

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tokyojoe Grand Master

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Bacon, black pud, fried bread, two Braughing bangers , egg and mushrooms. As is obvious to the connoisseurs on here NO BEANS!!! I had to take the pic on the sofa or one of the moggs would have made a start on it.

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Bjornebye Grand Master

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1 minute ago, tokyojoe said:

Bacon, black pud, fried bread, two Braughing bangers , egg and mushrooms. As is obvious to the connoisseurs on here NO BEANS!!!

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Dave, do NOT eat that bacon. I know you’ve survived two world wars, the plague and the crusades but that’s a step too far 

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Mook Grand Master

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29 minutes ago, tokyojoe said:

Bacon, black pud, fried bread, two Braughing bangers , egg and mushrooms. As is obvious to the connoisseurs on here NO BEANS!!! I had to take the pic on the sofa or one of the moggs would have made a start on it.

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I take it your cats aren't fussy eaters.

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49 minutes ago, tokyojoe said:

Bacon, black pud, fried bread, two Braughing bangers , egg and mushrooms. As is obvious to the connoisseurs on here NO BEANS!!! I had to take the pic on the sofa or one of the moggs would have made a start on it.

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Nice tray, mate.

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Dave D Grand Master

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1 hour ago, tokyojoe said:

Bacon, black pud, fried bread, two Braughing bangers , egg and mushrooms. As is obvious to the connoisseurs on here NO BEANS!!! I had to take the pic on the sofa or one of the moggs would have made a start on it.

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That fried bread is something to behold 

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an tha Grand Master

an tha

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2 hours ago, tokyojoe said:

Bacon, black pud, fried bread, two Braughing bangers , egg and mushrooms. As is obvious to the connoisseurs on here NO BEANS!!! I had to take the pic on the sofa or one of the moggs would have made a start on it.

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No chance, cats are choosy fuckers.

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Trumo Grand Master

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2 hours ago, tokyojoe said:

Bacon, black pud, fried bread, two Braughing bangers , egg and mushrooms. As is obvious to the connoisseurs on here NO BEANS!!! I had to take the pic on the sofa or one of the moggs would have made a start on it.

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This picture makes so angry that if I stare at it long enough, that bacon will get cooked.

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Karl_b Grand Master

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4 hours ago, tokyojoe said:

Bacon, black pud, fried bread, two Braughing bangers , egg and mushrooms. As is obvious to the connoisseurs on here NO BEANS!!! I had to take the pic on the sofa or one of the moggs would have made a start on it.

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Has tha' nowt moist?!

 

A real austerity breakfast vibe going on here.

 

Repped for contributing and putting yourself through it.

 

 

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