What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Numero Veinticinco]

Probably have one slice of milquetoast with there breaky.

There. Huh. Okay then.

[Chip Butty]

The eggs and bacon look cooked pretty much spot on to be fair, the rest looks atrocious.

 

 

And who the fuck would want liver with their full brecky. 

[mgw100]

Hmmmmmm..lukewarm breakfasts..appetising

[Chip Butty]

Hmmmmmm..lukewarm breakfasts..appetising

 

[Bjornebye]

Should be on the Poosflash thread that Col

[Dr Nowt]

On my news feed:

 

Thoughtful of them to put Susan Boyle’s arse grapes in a ramekin.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Fucking annoying when you’re forced to launch the plate the rest of your breakfast is on across the room.

[Tony Moanero]

On my news feed:

Box of shite, that.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

It's far from perfect but I'd quite like to tackle it. Plus it comes in a pizza box so I can lie flat on the sofa with a horrendous hangover and rest it on my chest, dropping random fistfuls of food into my mouth as I weep my way through a panic attack. Bliss.

[Numero Veinticinco]

Not enough hash browns for me to care.

[TheHowieLama]

On my news feed:

 

 

 

The great thing about this is you can just leave the box closed and eat it as a sandwich - the foil just gives you that tingly feeling

[mattyq]

Sausages look like they're riddled with aids

[Mook]

Filling up half the box with toast is taking the piss a bit. Could just order a fry up for a fiver and buy a loaf of bread for £1, same effect for £6.

 

I got a fry up delivered once when I was too hungover to go out, never again.

[Spy Bee]

You sick fuck!

[Jenson]

Had a cooked brekkie in Vancouver a couple of weeks ago and it came with "Smashed" browns, which looked like someone had attacked a baked potato with a claw hammer before grilling the remains on a hot plate. Is this a Canadian thing? What's that all about?

[TheHowieLama]

Had to go back and rep Lifey's post here -- genuinely the worst breakfast I have ever seen and still makes me chuckle days later.

 

Jenso -- were the sausages venison?

[El Rojo]

 

Never realised 'lifetime' was a reference to your prison sentence.

[Carradona]

Had a cooked brekkie in Vancouver a couple of weeks ago and it came with "Smashed" browns, which looked like someone had attacked a baked potato with a claw hammer before grilling the remains on a hot plate. Is this a Canadian thing? What's that all about?

Had them before in a place called Billie's cafe in Brighton and they were great. Never seen them anywhere since and that was over 5 years ago.

[TheBitch]

Had a cooked brekkie in Vancouver a couple of weeks ago and it came with "Smashed" browns, which looked like someone had attacked a baked potato with a claw hammer before grilling the remains on a hot plate. Is this a Canadian thing? What's that all aboot?

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[TheHowieLama]

No reason to stick the aboot in here.

[lifetime fan]

Photo doesn’t do it justice, the sausages look slightly over done but I can assure you they were beautifully crispy on the outside and soft but cooked all the way through in the middle.

[lifetime fan]

[Jairzinho]

Food looks decent, but is that soil you're drinking?

[lifetime fan]

Black tea.

 

I was told I had IBS and had to give up all diary.

 

So I started drinking black tea and carried on eating crazy amounts of cheese to sort it.

[TheHowieLama]

Good effort there -- 7.2/10

 

I like the fact that a pro beaner has gone the ramekin route and basically cooked them to a paste.

[lifetime fan]

Good effort there -- 7.2/10

 

I like the fact that a pro beaner has gone the ramekin route and basically cooked them to a paste.

 

Small pan, big knob of butter and leave them ticking over until there’s no juice left.

 

Any of you cunts want to argue with that recipe you can face my Nan!