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New songs thread

fowler9

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fowler9

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think we should have an official new songs thread made sticky for everyone to put suggestions for new songs in

 

 

cant really think of any good ones at the moment but this one to boost Voronin's confidence and ridicule Owen

 

to Agadoo

 

 

Voronin nin nin

he is better than Owen

Voronin nin nin

score a goal and give us a win

in the air on the ground

he puts himself around

Voronin nin nin

he is better than Owen

 

and Martin Skrtel

 

you put your left boot in

your left boot out

in out

in out

you knock the bastards out

you do the Martin Skrtel and the kop will all shout

thats what he's all about

ohhh the flying headbutt

ohhh the flying headbutt

ohhh the flyimg headbutt

you put your oppenent on the ground ground ground

 

 

cant see Kop singing them tunes somehow ;)

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Seanleonardart Collaborator

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Good call on the New Song Thread

anyway put these two up ages ago

 

to the tune of Ini Kamoze - Here comes the hotstepper

 

He is the hotstopper Pepe Reina

Hes our magical Keeper Pepe Reina

Likes to keepa clean sheeta Pepe Reina

Love him like Grobbelaar Pepe Reina

 

Na nana na nah, nana nanah nana na nana nah Pepe Reina !!

 

 

AND

 

 

FOR Skrtel

 

To AC/DC's Thunderdtuck

 

SKRTEL...nagh na na nagh nana nagh nagh.....SKRTEL....nagh na na nagh nana nagh nagh

 

and repet !!

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Monster Masch Grand Master

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cant really think of any good ones at the moment but this one to boost Voronin's confidence and ridicule Owen

 

to Agadoo

 

 

Voronin nin nin

he is better than Owen

Voronin nin nin

score a goal and give us a win

in the air on the ground

he puts himself around

Voronin nin nin

he is better than Owen

 

Repped. Best laugh i've had in ages.

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For Fabio Aurelio

To the tune of 'baggy trousers' - Madness

 

Pulled his hamstring, torn his calf,

Stuck your right back on his ass,

Overlapping, whipping in crosses,

On the left side, Fabio bosses,

Always injured, according to some,

Scored a free-kick against the scum,

Trying not to think of when,

His glass body breaks again.

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FM isnt REAL Newbie

FM isnt REAL

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Once again I will attempt to plug my Aurelio song:

 

Tune of 'Englishman in New York'

 

He's not a right back he plays left my dear,

He followed Rafa from the sun,

He's always injured but he still fucking rules,

A brazilian in Liverpool

 

Woah, Fab Aurelio, Fab-i-o Aurelio

A Brazilian in Liverpool

i like it pal, well worth a go.

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joeyk Proficient

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you can stick your fkin money up yer arse

repeat

you can stick yer fkin money

stick yer fkin money

stick yer fkin money up yer arse

 

A modern spin on a classic. I like it Bri.

2005 - " You can stick 4th place up your arse ! " First heard that outside a bar off Taksim Square. A spot on response to our poor relation's achievements that year.

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sir roger Grand Master

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Not really bothered about the Owen thing , but saw this on a newspaper website & it made me laugh.

 

To the 'Torres' tune

 

His hamstrings mean he has no pace - Owen , Owen

He wants to play for Bacon face - Owen , Owen

He left the reds for sunny Spain

& barely played a f****** game

Michael Owen , has got a massive head.

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alonso14 Enthusiast

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We've got one haven't we?

 

Nana nana, nana nana,

 

Hey, heyyy

 

Daniel Agger

 

 

I think it's from some old Abba song. I've heard that a few times. Last one was when he scored against Balckburn.

 

I'm not sure it's ever really got going though.

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Not really bothered about the Owen thing , but saw this on a newspaper website & it made me laugh.

 

To the 'Torres' tune

 

His hamstrings mean he has no pace - Owen , Owen

He wants to play for Bacon face - Owen , Owen

He left the reds for sunny Spain

& barely played a f****** game

Michael Owen , has got a massive head.

 

I set that on my facebook status.

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fowler9 Veteran

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Kuyt,Arby,Aurelio and Skrtel really need one

 

read one after the 4-1 game for Aurelio

 

to Video killed the Radio store

 

Vidic walked off Aurelio scored

 

 

Chorus I: Do-do-do.Alvaro Arbeloa

 

Do-do-do. gives us possibilties for sure.

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The Chief Mentor

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Not really bothered about the Owen thing , but saw this on a newspaper website & it made me laugh.

 

To the 'Torres' tune

 

His hamstrings mean he has no pace - Owen , Owen

He wants to play for Bacon face - Owen , Owen

He left the reds for sunny Spain

& barely played a f****** game

Michael Owen , has got a massive head.

 

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAahahahahahahahaha. Love it*.

 

 

 

*Bollocks just saw the date on the post, I'm waaaaaaaaay behind the times. Still love it though.

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