Major news in the next 24-72 hours (Rick Parry leaving)

[Baldi]

Weve gone bust and need a bail out from the government

[dennis tooth]

Hicks to take full control?

[drewy]

Hicks to take full control?

 

Wash your fucking mouth out young man.

[Juniper]

They have decided to no longer use standard toilet tissue in the offices.

 

Parry's currently looking at buying some smoother on the bum Aloe Vera type.

[Chinandeler Bong]

what about some sort of stadium announcement ? new design ?

[Hermes]

We are renaming the Main Stand. It will now be known as 'The Sean Dundee Stand'.

 

 

Fickleness eh? Yesterday it was going to be Rafa's Last Stand.

[Guest TK-421]

The players have decided to play in Guantanamo Bay style orange jumpsuits in protest at Rafa's restrictive tactics, this is TK421 providing you with all of the exclusives.

[Herp McDerp]

I'm going to do a Zlatan. Taking laptop with me. This is rivetting stuff.

[Liverpool lad]

I am really excited now

[Guest TK-421]

Aurelio and Riera will be chained together because Rafa doesn't want Fab to overlap.

[Liverpool lad]

The club are stopping slick Rick going on holiday during the summer, and he has to keep his phone on all the time.

 

They have also said he cannot take goalkeeping lessons anymore, this is the main sticking point in the contract negotiations. Rafa wants control of the academy so he can stop the clown going there

[Torvald Utne]

going ahead with the groundshare

[Liverpool lad]

going ahead with the groundshare

 

Imagine that, TLW would just explode under the pressure.

[Allan]

going ahead with the groundshare[/QUOTe]

 

How close to Tesco will this new stadium be?

[Liverpool lad]

Imagine if we moved to Kirkby, jesus I feel ill thinking about it

[zigackly]

what about some sort of stadium announcement ? new design ?

 

Spades in the ground within sixty days.

[Monkeywool]

He said it was stumbling blocks which were in the way of Rafa's contract being signed, so I reckon they are just letting him do what he wants.

 

Nothing else.

[1892-LFCWasBorn]

I've haven't been so enthralled since the Gaz Baz transfer saga.

 

I only trust Lawro as a source from now on.

 

All you internet fakers with your inside sources can fucking do one blerting out your Zlatans.

[Chinandeler Bong]

this thread is fucked if this " major " news comes out in 23 or 73 hours

[Liverpool lad]

This is no doubt going to be a letdown whatever it is

[Chinandeler Bong]

[Liquid football]

Right, this is mental ive just had a text off my mate who is a steward and he's a good honest red.

 

Apparently at 8pm last night Rafa's dog raped Reina, it lasted a good 40 minutes plus. Don't know whether this is true but Rafa might have egged him on. I know, it's mad. Parry (who is preparing a bid for us with Martin Sheen) is camped outside Degen's house overnight waiting for Reina to come out as Pepe is having an affair with Degen's missus, who by all accounts, has been round 70% of the senior squad.

 

I think the idea is for Parry to get pictures of Reina all cut up from the attack so he can pass them on to Bascombe, in order to turn the heat up on Rafa. Reina knows about this and he's prepared to keep the dog attack quiet until the season is finished. He's keeping his head down until Parry fucks off with his tent.

 

There's a catch though - unbeknown to Reina and Degen, Martin Keown has been masquerading as Degen's missus for the last 14 months due to an horrific boating accident leaving Degen's bird paralysed from the knees down. Keown was off his face on coke (allegedly) when his boat Little Dave, crashed into Lady Benayoun (yes, she was shagging Yossi). Keown has been covering his tracks ever since which has lead to him having a 14 month relationship with Reina. Degen's missus is currently locked in a barge somewhere on the Leeds-Liverpool (keep that hush-hush lads) and she's not allowed out until Degen gets his move to Spurs (already done apparently).

 

As i said, he's honest good red. We'll see.

[Fugitive]

I can't say too much but I have some info.

 

All I can say is two words...

 

Roy Scheider

[Guest The Chimp]

Right, this is mental ive just had a text off my mate who is a steward and he's a good honest red.

 

Apparently at 8pm last night Rafa's dog raped Reina, it lasted a good 40 minutes plus. Don't know whether this is true but Rafa might have egged him on. I know, it's mad. Parry (who is preparing a bid for us with Martin Sheen) is camped outside Degen's house overnight waiting for Reina to come out as Pepe is having an affair with Degen's missus, who by all accounts, has been round 70% of the senior squad.

 

I think the idea is for Parry to get pictures of Reina all cut up from the attack so he can pass them on to Bascombe, in order to turn the heat up on Rafa. Reina knows about this and he's prepared to keep the dog attack quiet until the season is finished. He's keeping his head down until Parry fucks off with his tent.

 

There's a catch though - unbeknown to Reina and Degen, Martin Keown has been masquerading as Degen's missus for the last 14 months due to an horrific boating accident leaving Degen's bird paralysed from the knees down. Keown was off his face on coke (allegedly) when his boat Little Dave, crashed into Lady Benayoun (yes, she was shagging Yossi). Keown has been covering his tracks ever since which has lead to him having a 14 month relationship with Reina. Degen's missus is currently locked in a barge somewhere on the Leeds-Liverpool (keep that hush-hush lads) and she's not allowed out until Degen gets his move to Spurs (already done apparently).

 

As i said, he's honest good red. We'll see.

 

 

I'd heard that exact same story myself. It all sounded plausible until I thought of Parry successfully using a camera. Call me suspicious, but I just couldn't get my head around that.:whistle:

[Ginny]

er..... any news yet?