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What's Your Biggest Flaw?


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Mine has got to be my complete lack of an attention span. If you look back over my university notes they're covered in drawings of Spiderman. I also get the feeling I could write something pretty fucking good if I wanted to, but I can't hold it together long enough to make it happen. I also get so bored at times, that very often the only alternative is to go to sleep.

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Sandwiches. Definitely sandwiches.

 

We all have that flaw, or at least the normal ones among us. So many bread and filling options; and variations of condiments.

 

There are limits to the human Psyche and behaviour; and I'd say sandwiches bring out the best and worst in man.

 

To quote Bill Bryson

“In three minutes, 98 percent of all the matter there is or will ever be has been produced. We have a universe. It is a place of the most wondrous and gratifying possibility, and beautiful, too. And it was all done in about the time it takes to make a sandwich.”

 

I'd have just made sandwiches, its a wonder the universe was ever made.

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Who the fuck takes three minutes to make a sandwich? Michael J Fox??
It could conceivably take more time, depends on the amount of cheese/condiments/herbs & spices available, plus toasting time if you have a sweet sandwich toaster like me.
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Being quite antisocial. Some people take offence when I tell them to fuck right off. I really can't be arsed either getting to know you, dealing with you, or even just being in the same room as you. Nothing personal, except for you being human, and humans really piss me off at times. Come back as an animal, I'll probably have more time for you then.

 

Attention span. If it interests me, great. If not, fuck right off. I know some things have to be done, but it'll be with such reluctance.

 

Probably a lot more, but see above.

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