The "things that make you realise you're getting older" thread

[General Dryness]

She'll be getting rodgered six ways from sunday and loving it, the filthy bint. "Ooh, my Bill, god rest him never put it in there."

[Liverpool lad]

Lp was forced into it more

 

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[Dr Nowt]

Horizontal jogging, as a barrister of mine once described it in court.

[Champ]

She'll be getting rodgered six ways from sunday and loving it, the filthy bint. "Ooh, my Bill, god rest him never put it in there."

I hope so. She deserves it after the miserable beggar she put up with all those years.

[Champ]

Lp was forced into it more

 

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[General Dryness]

I hope so. She deserves it after the miserable beggar she put up with all those years.

 

Brake cables are so delicate aren't they. Can snap any moment.

[Champ]

Brake cables are so delicate aren't they. Can snap any moment.

Diagnosed with terminal cancer just after she'd made up her mind to leave him. Hideous business

[Alan Sex]

Still got whatever payment was coming then? Result.

[General Dryness]

Diagnosed with terminal cancer just after she'd made up her mind to leave him. Hideous business

 

That is quite awful. Did she continue with her plans to leave, or did she stay with until he passed on?

[lifetime fan]

And then there's my friend whose husband died about 3 years ago now. So it turns out she's started seeing someone and she's telling us about it and how how she's just taking it quite slowly but enjoying going out with him and my other friend chips in, 'to have someone to go out for a walk with.'

I thought of you all at that moment. I said nothing

I bet her husband is happy.

[Anny Road]

Was at the gym this morning doing what I thought was pretty heavy dead lifts when a 'kid' comes over and asks if I mind if he works in with me.No bother I say as this child picks up my heavy weights to warm up.

[Section_31]

I automatically swear everytime I read a price tag.

[Anny Road]

I automatically swear everytime I read a price tag.

I ordered the same pair of shoes in 3 pairs at a once thinking to myself that will probably last me.

[littletedwest]

Was at the gym this morning doing what I thought was pretty heavy dead lifts when a 'kid' comes over and asks if I mind if he works in with me.No bother I say as this child picks up my heavy weights to warm up.

that's not age though mate that's just a strong fucker. Lad in my gym is 22 and hits 270 at a weight of about 90k. and his birds fit. The prick.

[RedinSweden]

I've "fixed my bike in the garage" a few times.

 

Don't own a bike, mind.

 

Or a garage.

[Jairzinho]

It is no longer a requirement to go and get absolutely twatted on your birthday.

[Champ]

That is quite awful. Did she continue with her plans to leave, or did she stay with until he passed on?

 

 

It was. She is one of the nicest people I know and was so loyal in what seemed like a completely mismatched relationship. And, yes, she had just told me of her plans to leave him when he was diagnosed with terminal lung cancer. She chose to stay and he lived far longer than anyone predicted. Was it wrong to have willed someone to die?

 

It was my first close up experience of the fantastic work of our local hospice.

 

 

I bet her husband is happy.

They seem like a really close couple but I was more than a little surprised by her response. We're not at that stage yet

[Champ]

It is no longer a requirement to go and get absolutely twatted on your birthday.

Did we miss something, Jairzy?

[lifetime fan]

It was. She is one of the nicest people I know and was so loyal in what seemed like a completely mismatched relationship. And, yes, she had just told me of her plans to leave him when he was diagnosed with terminal lung cancer. She chose to stay and he lived far longer than anyone predicted. Was it wrong to have willed someone to die?

It was my first close up experience of the fantastic work of our local hospice.

 

They seem like a really close couple but I was more than a little surprised by her response. We're not at that stage yet

Definitely not.

 

As a mate of mine at f**tball said "I don't give a shit if I can't keep it up for long, if it's up it's going up, I ain't fucking wasting it".

[Jairzinho]

Did we miss something, Jairzy?

 

Not quite, it's today. And I'm delighted its on a weekday.

[Champ]

I'm not sure if I get the reference but from the outside it seemed like torture that she had chosen to stay to care for him and he wouldn't then have the decency to do it quickly and let her get on with her life

[lifetime fan]

I'm not sure if I get the reference but from the outside it seemed like torture that she had chosen to stay to care for him and he wouldn't then have the decency to do it quickly and let her get on with her life

They were in response to two different parts of your post.

 

I put the second part in bold as reading it back myself it wasn't clear.

[Champ]

Not quite, it's today. And I'm delighted its on a weekday.

Birthday threads seem to be out of vogue at the moment but that doesnt stop me wishing you a good un.

Happy Birthday, mister

[Champ]

They were in response to two different parts of your post.

I put the second part in bold as reading it back myself it wasn't clear.

Ah, ok. Is your mate 80?

[lifetime fan]

Not quite, it's today. And I'm delighted its on a weekday.

Today is Tuesday???