Bouncers

[The-Sir]

Cunts,.

[RedKnight]

Yep. Been thrown out of somewhere have you dude?

[The-Sir]

For being too pissed, never have thught it, fuking bell cunts.

[The-Sir]

night nightm, bouncery twats

[wiiksie]

Oh Pete.

 

Where was it? (I won't expect a reply this side of lunchtime).

[RedinSweden]

[RJ Fan club]

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[madstock]

 

[Front Row, Middle. Best Labrador lookalike]

[Section_31]

I'd suggest that the sir is a typical bouncer target, young and with long hair.

 

Anyone over 6'1 and shaven of head can do whatever the fuck they want in a club and the soft coked-up shites will leave well alone.

[robbief]

some bouncers will kick off for the slightest thing if they feel like 'giving someone a slap' as they put it.

 

we have these two sound lads on a pub in kirkby and if theres a bit of argy they just say you'll have to go. never go in guns blazing.

[The-Sir]

Well its taken me this long to feel good enough to come online.

 

Thinking about it I was totally off my face I can see why they wouldn't have let me in, the thing I hate about them though is the way they are so fucking arrogant and think they own the place.

 

Bouncers - you're all just fat twats that are incapable of having a proper job.

[Anubis]

For being too pissed, never have thught it, fuking bell cunts.

That's what you get for voting Komodo.

[Victor Ganges]

Thinking about it I was totally off my face I can see why they wouldn't have let me in, the thing I hate about them though is the way they are so fucking arrogant and think they own the place.

At least you had the courage to try. Those two with you were either brainless or heartless.

[Red '84]

nothing worse than a bouncer trying to be witty.

whenever ya meet a bouncer whos actually decent, it seems as if their the soundest people in the world.

[Guest Jay W]

Sometimes I can appreciate what they have to put up with because nobody can sit there and say they dont have to deal with some right shit, but some are proper bell ends. A mate of mine used to work the doors, he's a good lad. Not so sure about all of them being afraid of certain characters either, theres quite a few who would maul you no matter what you looked like if push came to shove. I was going to do it for a bit for extra dosh but funny enough it was my mate who warned me off, he said it just not worth it anymore the amount of shite you get, some lads trying to stab you ect.

[Xherdan]

Im not sure which one is The Sir:

 

 

Four Versus Four Fight In Siberia*Video

[The-Sir]

Hahaha, I'm the one whos in a different supermarket, acting civilised and shopping like a loon!

 

I learnt my lesson that night, I no longer go to shit places in town. Decent places generally have decent bouncers. The bouncers in Djangos and Hannahs are sound blokes.

[RedKnight]

Six pack of whoop-ass right there.

[Tyler Durden]

Ha I've seen that before, what amazes me is the fact non of them seem to know how to throw a proper punch yet are dropping the lads all over the place

[Trumo]

That first lad must have had the mother of all concussions after that. In this country, the best he could hope for is an ASBO. By the way, the next vid shows a girl (who looks a lot like Gabriella Cilmi I might add) eating a live praying mantis. I remember posting that in the Youtube thread a while back.

[Paul]

I taught those guards everything they know. True story.

[Section_31]

You don't want to be fucking with Russians seeing as 99% of them have been in the Spetsnaz. I wouldn't be fucking with Poles either, just in case they're Russian.

[jonnybastard]

There are two main types of bouncer- the old fashioned kind who put himself up as the 'fastest gun in the west' and was willing to fight anyone or everyone if necessary. And the modern type- a weak as piss steroid monster, off his head on coke or whizz, looking for someone to defend himself on. Unfortunately door security, like the police force, will always attract cunts.